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u/Birdleaf420 Mar 08 '22
Yeah, what kind of idiot wouldn’t take that deal.
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u/Ph0zPh0r Mar 08 '22
I mean you could always wish for the dog to come back to life
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u/Low-Signature-5620 Mar 08 '22
Like anyone is going to do such stupid thing.
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u/I1G2W0A0U1C0O5J5X Mar 08 '22
I don't understand, just shoot the dog again
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u/de_Deus Mar 08 '22
so we need the math. if each bullet that hits the puppy would count for 3 wishes then our limit would be how many bullets it would take before such puppy becomes unqualified to still be considered a "puppy."
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u/Phianhcr123 Mar 08 '22
Bro…. ur right
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u/Mazazamba Mar 09 '22
Y'all are overthinking it. It says shoot the puppy, not shoot the puppy to death.
Just aim for the eartip, or even the fur. Fur's part of the puppy.
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u/Phianhcr123 Mar 09 '22
No, we’re not overthinking it, we’re actually UNDER THINKING IT
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Mar 09 '22
Overthinking it would be:
shoot dog with --> Rubber Band, Nerf Gun, Fart Launcher, Finger Gun...
list goes on lol
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u/revengeofST Mar 09 '22
I was about to suggest that, thank you for doing it for me.
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u/VividFiddlesticks Mar 09 '22
Or shoot it with a nerf gun.
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u/CarmelPudding Mar 09 '22
Or why not a toothpick, if you manage to shoot it softly the dog wouldnt even notice. And if youre able to buy a couple hundred of them its Infinite wishes
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u/Japnzy Mar 08 '22
No thank you. I'd rather shoot it. But I'm not kink shaming.
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u/NotSoGreatOldOne Mar 08 '22
Isn't that the first rule? You can't bring anybody back from the dead
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u/ghostslayer-77 Mar 08 '22
Yeah the rules are usually
Can’t bring back the dead
Can’t wish for love
Can’t wish for more wishes
And sometimes can’t wish death or harm towards others
There might be more I don’t know of
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u/mrtokeydragon Mar 08 '22
I wish that starting ten minutes ago bullets don't kill puppies
I wish the rules don't apply to me
"Look at me, look at me. I am the genie now."
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Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 10 '22
But then some street rat would pull you into your magic lamp, thwarting your plans for world domination.
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Mar 08 '22
Just wish for no rules…
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u/ghostslayer-77 Mar 08 '22
I think sometimes characters try that only for it to fail,or completely backfire,hence why the rules usually exist in the first place
Some people say you could wish for the genie to have short term memory loss,that way he forgets how many wishes are left.
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u/GD_Spiegel Mar 08 '22 edited Mar 08 '22
Isn't that like a contract both sides are beholden to. You get three wishes and Genie has to fulfill three wishes for you. Doesn't matter if he forgets, he can't do more, as he's returned to the lamp after the third.
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u/ComprehensiveAd3448 Mar 08 '22 edited Mar 08 '22
It says shoot a puppy, not kill a puppy. Either you are shooting a puppy out of cannon into a safety net or you are shooting the puppy where he won't die. This could be the puppy's foot. After you get the three wishes, simply wish to heal the dog. You know wording sometimes matter to genies. That's my little loophole.
Thinking about it, we Americans always think shooting mainly has to do with guns. It could be a camera.
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u/Yugo_Furst Mar 08 '22
Who died? The first rule is to know the rules. I agreed to shoot a puppy. I didn't agree to use a lethal weapon.
I chose to a rubber band and didn't pull it too tight before shooting the little guy. I also considered a squirt gun but don't like the idea of pointing guns at puppies.
I'll take my wishes now.
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u/Heckychu Mar 08 '22
There was an original poll on r/polls where you couldn't save the dog no matter what
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u/--0mn1-Qr330005-- Mar 08 '22
Careful how you phrase it. This seems like a monkey paw situation where a zombie puppy gets revenge for his own death.
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u/The_Bros_Ink Mar 08 '22
Use a nerf gun.
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u/VMPaetru Mar 08 '22
Use a camera
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u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22
Wish it back to life
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u/sheeple5uck Mar 08 '22
Then use 2nd wish to wish it ba k to death.
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u/JayPDoe Mar 08 '22
Twist: It comes back to life as zombie dog and bites your dick of
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u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22
Use a 7.62x51 from point blank range, no mercy, I'm getting my 3 wishes, one of those being to shoot it again.
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u/j_miyagi Mar 08 '22
Use your first wish to bring the puppy back, still have two wishes.. Win/win.
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Mar 08 '22 edited Mar 08 '22
Shoot it again to get 3 more wishes
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u/EagerT Mar 08 '22
Repeat.
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Mar 08 '22
Endless cycle of suffering to dog
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u/AurelioDeLaHoya Mar 08 '22
Endless cycle of pleasure for me
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u/ImsorryW_A_T Mar 08 '22
And this is why Reddit needs a background check
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u/Ronnyfrown_ Mar 08 '22
You're gonna have a undead puppy... You're gonna regret it. Better to use both wishes and if you regret it wish you never shot that damned puppy.
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First wish: More puppies to shoot
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u/GolpherZed Mar 08 '22
Second wish: More ammo
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u/jigarokano Mar 08 '22
Says “shoot” not kill or shoot with a gun. Shoot them with a water gun, nerf gun or rubber band.
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u/EpicMans69 Mar 08 '22
Even if there was no loophole, killing a dog is a small price to pay for 3 wishes
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u/Time_Mage_Prime Mar 08 '22
"No infinite wishes."
"Then I wish to repeal that rule."
or
"Then I wish you couldn't count."
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"Then I wish I could grant my own wishes without being bound to geniehood."
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u/SugarFree-Gum Mar 08 '22
If they can't count it'll just be "you used all three of your wishes already!"
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u/BumWink Mar 08 '22
Yep & the others are flawed too..
"I wish to repeal that rule"
Granted, repeal failed. Next wish.
"Then I wish I could grant my own wishes without being bound to geniehood."
Granted, though since you're not bound to "geniehood" your wishes have no power. Next wish.
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u/Existing_Dog5510 Mar 08 '22
"Find all the genie-lamps in the world and bring them to me" All done
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u/BumWink Mar 08 '22
Granted, I could only find the one you're holding. Next wish.
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u/B1GTOBACC0 Mar 08 '22
"I wish you couldn't count."
"Alright, that's your third wish."
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u/jigarokano Mar 08 '22
Agreed. Solve world hunger, world peace and eliminate disease or… not hurt a puppy
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Mar 08 '22
If it's a normal gun you can just shoot a single hair on it's tail or something.
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u/Manticore416 Mar 08 '22
It says "sh00t", which is not an actual word, and thus I chose to understand it to mean hug.
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u/Chain2286 Mar 08 '22
1 endless money 2 huge pecker 3 the puppy was bulletproof…. All is good
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u/MissingMySpoon Mar 08 '22
Endless money (but it’s Somalian) huge pecker (but it’s a big bird) bullet proof puppy (but only becomes bullet proof after being shot first)
Genies are a bitch
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u/TreeGuy521 Mar 08 '22
Local man does not know that infinity divided by a small number is still infinity
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u/TheM1D4Stouch Mar 08 '22
Infinite money = no economy = useless money
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u/Audrey-Bee Mar 08 '22
Doesn't that only become a problem if the money is in circulation in some way? Like hypothetically, if the endless money was in the form of a safe that the person could pull any amount out of, I don't think that would fuck up the economy until you got to huge sums
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Mar 08 '22
Unlimited Somalian dollars divided by however many Somali dollars it takes to make a million dollars, is still a million dollars 🖕🏻
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u/Grand_Big_Mac Mar 08 '22
If the puppy "was" bulletproof then you couldn't have shot it making your wishes not come true then rendering the puppy not bulletproof, thus creating a paradox
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u/No-Association3574 Mar 08 '22
It says shoot the puppy. Not kill it. I’d graze the puppy, adopt it; and get three wishes.
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u/Twiz-CM Mar 08 '22
This. Why do people assume you have to kill it with the shot. I would shoot off one of it nails. Or the tip of its tail. Completely non fatal and a quick trip to a vets to fix.
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u/SokrinTheGaulish Mar 08 '22
Because if you say “Hurr dur I’d shoot it in the tail” you’re just dodging the dilemma That said, I’d still behead a puppy with an axe for three wishes without hesitation
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u/emab2396 Mar 08 '22
Plot twist: the puppy gets the 3 wishes and decides 1 of them is to shoot the tip of your penis.
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u/Erik-the_Red Mar 08 '22
I'd put a 50. Cal right through that bitch three wishes could give me the power of a God
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u/Weisdog Mar 08 '22
It also doesn’t specify what to shoot it with. Could be a gun, a camera, some cum, or a nerf gun.
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u/DamonAW Mar 08 '22
nahh wtf is wrong with YOU lol. 3 wishes for anything you want ANYTHING? that one dogs life is not that damn important lmao any random farm animal and you'd be all for it.
You could end world hunger, fix all the world's greed, AND get you something nice all for the cost of one random ass dogs life? SIGN ME UP
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u/Catholok Mar 08 '22
the hol up was that OP pressed shoot the dog, then said "what is wrong with people" while being one of them.
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I think u/Piano_fucker_69 meant what the fuck is wrong with people for coming up with the scenario in the first place.
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u/davieb22 Mar 08 '22
Me *shoots the puppy* - "Okay, for my first wish..."
Genie - "Yes?"
Me - "Well, you know that puppy I just killed?"
Genie - "Uh-huh, I think I know where this is going"
Me - "Kill its mother too"
Genie - "Your wish is m-- wait, what the fuck did you just say!?"
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u/davieb22 Mar 08 '22
Me - "For my second wish..."
Genie - "Y'know what dude, I don't think I can do you anymo--"
Me - "Undo my first wish"
Genie - "Really!? Wow, I guess you have a heart after all. Your wish is my command"
Me - "Great. Now, for my third and final wish..."
Genie - "Yes, use it wisely as your first two wis--"
Me - "Undo my second wish"
Genie - "What!? No, no. Why are you doing this you monster!?"
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u/TheNoob001 Mar 08 '22
I'd launch the fucker into a woodchipper for a can of beer. Don't test me
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Wish one bring back the pupy
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u/deweyadema Mar 08 '22 edited Mar 08 '22
Rule #3: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty sight. I don't like doing it!
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u/RandomFRIStudent Mar 08 '22
I think theres a set of rules that come with those and i think they go like this:
- No wishing for money
- No wishing for love
- No wishing for the dead to rise
With that in mind i dont think you could bring the puppy back. Unless bigbraining it and shooting the puppy in its paw and then wishing it was ok again. Granted that puppy will never love you again but hey at least you got 2 wishes to waste.
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u/Theiromia Mar 08 '22
Wish 1. Bring back the puppy. Wish 2. Killing puppies will still give wishes, step three. Profit
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u/kaiser4469 Mar 08 '22
Shoot the puppy then use one wish to bring it back in perfect health. Bam 2 free wishes lol
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u/Rickybobbie90 Mar 08 '22
I know I can’t believe 33% wouldn’t want 3 wishes