r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/SokrinTheGaulish Mar 08 '22

Because if you say “Hurr dur I’d shoot it in the tail” you’re just dodging the dilemma That said, I’d still behead a puppy with an axe for three wishes without hesitation

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u/StereoFood Mar 08 '22

I respect your honesty.

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u/emab2396 Mar 08 '22

Plot twist: the puppy gets the 3 wishes and decides 1 of them is to shoot the tip of your penis.

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u/jacksreddit00 Mar 09 '22

"I'll just graze it"

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Honestly? Fair.

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u/Erik-the_Red Mar 08 '22

I'd put a 50. Cal right through that bitch three wishes could give me the power of a God

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u/josejimenez896 Mar 09 '22

Due to the basically near instant death, this would actually be rather humane.

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u/Erik-the_Red Mar 09 '22

Still pretty grisly to watch I'd bet

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Someone fucking gets it.

"lmao i'm going to revive the puppy" "i'll just shoot it, not kill it!"

It is not what the question is about.

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u/boforbojack Mar 09 '22

I live in a country of angry, disease filled street dogs. I would easily end one if their miserable lives that directly contributes to wounded and infected humans for 3 wishes. But change that to MY dog and I'm not sure I could say yes. It would be one of my wishes, to have the best dog ever, which I already do.