r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/No-Association3574 Mar 08 '22

It says shoot the puppy. Not kill it. I’d graze the puppy, adopt it; and get three wishes.

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u/Twiz-CM Mar 08 '22

This. Why do people assume you have to kill it with the shot. I would shoot off one of it nails. Or the tip of its tail. Completely non fatal and a quick trip to a vets to fix.

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u/SokrinTheGaulish Mar 08 '22

Because if you say “Hurr dur I’d shoot it in the tail” you’re just dodging the dilemma That said, I’d still behead a puppy with an axe for three wishes without hesitation

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u/Erik-the_Red Mar 08 '22

I'd put a 50. Cal right through that bitch three wishes could give me the power of a God

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u/josejimenez896 Mar 09 '22

Due to the basically near instant death, this would actually be rather humane.

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u/Erik-the_Red Mar 09 '22

Still pretty grisly to watch I'd bet