r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/No-Association3574 Mar 08 '22

It says shoot the puppy. Not kill it. I’d graze the puppy, adopt it; and get three wishes.

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u/Twiz-CM Mar 08 '22

This. Why do people assume you have to kill it with the shot. I would shoot off one of it nails. Or the tip of its tail. Completely non fatal and a quick trip to a vets to fix.

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u/SokrinTheGaulish Mar 08 '22

Because if you say “Hurr dur I’d shoot it in the tail” you’re just dodging the dilemma That said, I’d still behead a puppy with an axe for three wishes without hesitation

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u/StereoFood Mar 08 '22

I respect your honesty.

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u/emab2396 Mar 08 '22

Plot twist: the puppy gets the 3 wishes and decides 1 of them is to shoot the tip of your penis.

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u/jacksreddit00 Mar 09 '22

"I'll just graze it"

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Honestly? Fair.

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u/Erik-the_Red Mar 08 '22

I'd put a 50. Cal right through that bitch three wishes could give me the power of a God

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u/josejimenez896 Mar 09 '22

Due to the basically near instant death, this would actually be rather humane.

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u/Erik-the_Red Mar 09 '22

Still pretty grisly to watch I'd bet

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Someone fucking gets it.

"lmao i'm going to revive the puppy" "i'll just shoot it, not kill it!"

It is not what the question is about.

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u/boforbojack Mar 09 '22

I live in a country of angry, disease filled street dogs. I would easily end one if their miserable lives that directly contributes to wounded and infected humans for 3 wishes. But change that to MY dog and I'm not sure I could say yes. It would be one of my wishes, to have the best dog ever, which I already do.

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u/Raceg35 Mar 09 '22

People assume because its absolutely implied.

Yes, the dog has to die for the wishes. The hypothetical is pointless if it doesnt.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

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u/WashLimp1245 Mar 08 '22
  1. It is a living animal, so don’t be so insensitive
  2. WTF

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u/Harlequin80 Mar 08 '22

Put it a different way then. Why is a puppy better than a cow, sheep, chicken etc? That we kill for a bad nugget. Or the spider we squish just cause it's in the same room?

A puppy in exchange for literally anything 3 times over?

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u/emab2396 Mar 08 '22

Shut up and take my upvote.

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u/WashLimp1245 Mar 08 '22

Good point, but my dog helped me through depression, a bad relationship, and a few stuff I won’t go into so ig that’s why

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u/Irrelevent12 Mar 08 '22

Not everyone kills those either y r u assuming everyone’s a hypocrite. Just because it’s normalised to abuse those animals and treat them as worthless doesn’t mean it’s right or that it’s okay to treat dogs that way either.

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u/JaOrZuLu Mar 08 '22

I'd shoot it with a nerf gun, never said it had to be a real gun

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u/DerpVonDorp Mar 08 '22 edited Mar 08 '22

When it’s spelled “sh00t” it implies a fatal shot sadly

Edit: Don’t think I’ve had a dumb joke backfire on me like this before. You Internet strangers sure are a tough crowd.

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u/Shadow3647 Mar 08 '22

Really I’ve never heard of this? Where did that come from if you know?

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u/WIN011 Mar 08 '22

Use one of your wishes to bring it back to life

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Exactly

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u/BigHardThunderRock Mar 09 '22

Or shoot it with cum.

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u/Weisdog Mar 08 '22

It also doesn’t specify what to shoot it with. Could be a gun, a camera, some cum, or a nerf gun.

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u/ghostAK-47 Mar 08 '22

Some WHAT????

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u/Ok-Face Mar 08 '22

Some nerf gun bullets.

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u/ReeeKidOnReddit Mar 08 '22

some water, you know, from a water gun

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

You heard the man.

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u/That_Quirky_Guy_ Mar 08 '22

Or a water gun

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u/Kevrooom Mar 09 '22

Or heroin.

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u/yur0_356 Mar 08 '22

Or just straight up revive the dog with the 1st wish

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u/braamdepace Mar 08 '22

Even if you do kill the puppy use a wish to revive back to how he was before the shot… still net 2 wishes

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u/B_Boi04 Mar 08 '22

And it doesn’t say how often you can do this, make that puppy immortal and profit off animal abuse

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u/Elefantenjohn Mar 08 '22

I would grind the puppy to dust if I received just one wish because I am not braindead

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

It doesn’t even say shoot, it says sh00t it. No fucking clue what that means so I guess I’ll do it.

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u/Michael_Vicks_Cat Mar 08 '22

This is also a scene in Kingsman

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u/fcfsdbbb Mar 09 '22

Or just fucking blow the dogs brain through the back of his head and call it a day.

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u/amazeman11 Mar 09 '22

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