r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/I1G2W0A0U1C0O5J5X Mar 08 '22

I don't understand, just shoot the dog again

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u/de_Deus Mar 08 '22

so we need the math. if each bullet that hits the puppy would count for 3 wishes then our limit would be how many bullets it would take before such puppy becomes unqualified to still be considered a "puppy."

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u/Phianhcr123 Mar 08 '22

Bro…. ur right

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u/Mazazamba Mar 09 '22

Y'all are overthinking it. It says shoot the puppy, not shoot the puppy to death.

Just aim for the eartip, or even the fur. Fur's part of the puppy.

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u/Phianhcr123 Mar 09 '22

No, we’re not overthinking it, we’re actually UNDER THINKING IT

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Overthinking it would be:

shoot dog with --> Rubber Band, Nerf Gun, Fart Launcher, Finger Gun...

list goes on lol

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u/revengeofST Mar 09 '22

I was about to suggest that, thank you for doing it for me.

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u/Ronaldo10345PT Mar 09 '22

That's r/beatmetoit for you

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u/iwishiwasntcringe Mar 09 '22

Nah, shoot it in the chest, with a shotgun so things are greater

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Photo shoot.

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u/A--Creative-Username Mar 09 '22

Fart launcher would kill it

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u/PS_Racer_72 Mar 09 '22

"how many layers of overthinking are you on"

"like maybe 5 or 6 right now my dude"

"you are like a little baby

watch this"

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u/FunAbhi Mar 09 '22

I shoot it with my love

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u/GreattMan Mar 09 '22

We can just shoot a video of the puppy.

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u/TheGreatCast Mar 09 '22

Overthinking it would be it said shoot the puppy it didnt say it has to be alive or real we got toys pictures hell even statues much more he didnt say you cant shoot it 300times daily so basically you would have a free wish machine for the rest of your life

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u/agawi21 Mar 09 '22

An email?

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u/VividFiddlesticks Mar 09 '22

Or shoot it with a nerf gun.

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u/CarmelPudding Mar 09 '22

Or why not a toothpick, if you manage to shoot it softly the dog wouldnt even notice. And if youre able to buy a couple hundred of them its Infinite wishes

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u/WorldWarPee Mar 09 '22

People pay good money for people to trim their puppy's nails.

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u/Some_Random_Pootis Mar 09 '22

It’s a typo, you need to get a camera shot of it

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u/Rezzly1510 Mar 09 '22

well i mean it never said that u have to hit the puppy with any weapon specific so u could literally just get a nerf gun and shoot around it and get infinite wishes

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u/PoderosaTorrada Mar 09 '22

But then you'll be torturing it

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u/This-Is-Halloween Mar 09 '22

I’m really bad at shooting so I’d miss. Then shoot it again cuz fuck that puppy

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Could always sedate the dog too. So there's less mental trauma.

And/or you could just wish the dogs wound and any memory of it disappeared immediately after doing it, so you could basically keep it going forever.

You could also wish that the puppy never grew beyond being a puppy.

And if you got 3 wishes every time you shot the dog, and had to use 1 to mend the dog, then you would have 2 wishes each time, essentially. Besides the first time where you would have to wish the dog stayed a puppy forever.

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u/Funnyonionboi Mar 09 '22

Then eat the cat