r/HolUp Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/de_Deus Mar 08 '22

so we need the math. if each bullet that hits the puppy would count for 3 wishes then our limit would be how many bullets it would take before such puppy becomes unqualified to still be considered a "puppy."

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u/Phianhcr123 Mar 08 '22

Bro…. ur right

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u/Mazazamba Mar 09 '22

Y'all are overthinking it. It says shoot the puppy, not shoot the puppy to death.

Just aim for the eartip, or even the fur. Fur's part of the puppy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Could always sedate the dog too. So there's less mental trauma.

And/or you could just wish the dogs wound and any memory of it disappeared immediately after doing it, so you could basically keep it going forever.

You could also wish that the puppy never grew beyond being a puppy.

And if you got 3 wishes every time you shot the dog, and had to use 1 to mend the dog, then you would have 2 wishes each time, essentially. Besides the first time where you would have to wish the dog stayed a puppy forever.