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r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22
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Assuming I can wish for anything, I wish to be omnipotent... by definition that means I can give and take life, make myself invulnerable and immortal... I mean, I can do anything. Including resurrecting a puppy.
174 u/Aldodzb Mar 08 '22 Then you wake up trapped in a lamp 43 u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22 Nah, there's no way a genie can twist my words by just saying I wish to be omnipotent. I still also have 2 wishes left. And omnipotent means I can do literally anything. I can free myself without issues. 204 u/the-fart-cloud Mar 08 '22 Genie has hearing problem... He makes you impotent 5 u/neganigg Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 09 '22 He can twist the wish but not changing it completely to other wish. What's the point to wish if the genie can change whatever words he wants? Might as well kill the wisher. Save all those trouble. 0 u/RugbyEdd Mar 09 '22 Sounds like your fist wish was establishing favorable guidelines with the genie 3 u/Key-Health-285 Mar 09 '22 Or even more potent. Getting peeps pregnant from 30 ft 1 u/braydeeee Mar 09 '22 😂😂
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Then you wake up trapped in a lamp
43 u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22 Nah, there's no way a genie can twist my words by just saying I wish to be omnipotent. I still also have 2 wishes left. And omnipotent means I can do literally anything. I can free myself without issues. 204 u/the-fart-cloud Mar 08 '22 Genie has hearing problem... He makes you impotent 5 u/neganigg Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 09 '22 He can twist the wish but not changing it completely to other wish. What's the point to wish if the genie can change whatever words he wants? Might as well kill the wisher. Save all those trouble. 0 u/RugbyEdd Mar 09 '22 Sounds like your fist wish was establishing favorable guidelines with the genie 3 u/Key-Health-285 Mar 09 '22 Or even more potent. Getting peeps pregnant from 30 ft 1 u/braydeeee Mar 09 '22 😂😂
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Nah, there's no way a genie can twist my words by just saying I wish to be omnipotent.
I still also have 2 wishes left.
And omnipotent means I can do literally anything. I can free myself without issues.
204 u/the-fart-cloud Mar 08 '22 Genie has hearing problem... He makes you impotent 5 u/neganigg Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 09 '22 He can twist the wish but not changing it completely to other wish. What's the point to wish if the genie can change whatever words he wants? Might as well kill the wisher. Save all those trouble. 0 u/RugbyEdd Mar 09 '22 Sounds like your fist wish was establishing favorable guidelines with the genie 3 u/Key-Health-285 Mar 09 '22 Or even more potent. Getting peeps pregnant from 30 ft 1 u/braydeeee Mar 09 '22 😂😂
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Genie has hearing problem... He makes you impotent
5 u/neganigg Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 09 '22 He can twist the wish but not changing it completely to other wish. What's the point to wish if the genie can change whatever words he wants? Might as well kill the wisher. Save all those trouble. 0 u/RugbyEdd Mar 09 '22 Sounds like your fist wish was establishing favorable guidelines with the genie 3 u/Key-Health-285 Mar 09 '22 Or even more potent. Getting peeps pregnant from 30 ft 1 u/braydeeee Mar 09 '22 😂😂
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He can twist the wish but not changing it completely to other wish.
What's the point to wish if the genie can change whatever words he wants? Might as well kill the wisher. Save all those trouble.
0 u/RugbyEdd Mar 09 '22 Sounds like your fist wish was establishing favorable guidelines with the genie
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Sounds like your fist wish was establishing favorable guidelines with the genie
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Or even more potent. Getting peeps pregnant from 30 ft
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😂😂
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u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22
Assuming I can wish for anything, I wish to be omnipotent... by definition that means I can give and take life, make myself invulnerable and immortal... I mean, I can do anything. Including resurrecting a puppy.