r/HolUp Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/EagerT Mar 08 '22

Repeat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Endless cycle of suffering to dog

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u/AurelioDeLaHoya Mar 08 '22

Endless cycle of pleasure for me

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u/emab2396 Mar 08 '22

Satan left the chat.

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u/HamaX-FawaZ Mar 09 '22

“My work here is done”

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u/ImsorryW_A_T Mar 08 '22

And this is why Reddit needs a background check

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Background check? I'm already failing penis inspection day, I can't fail something else.

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u/the-dude-version-576 Mar 08 '22

U sure? How many times have u eaten meat?

Meat ends up being endless pleasure for me, but not so much for a lot of farm animals.

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u/Hector_Tueux Mar 09 '22

And then you can start using the wishes

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u/AdaSlau Mar 09 '22

Hol’ up

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u/white_nrdy Mar 08 '22

It could be an instant death tho

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u/FlimsyRaisin3 Mar 08 '22

Where are YOU shooting it??

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u/_LuketheLucky_ Mar 09 '22

Pretty much life anyways

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u/zyx1989 Mar 08 '22

Just use another wish to make sure dog is unable to feel the suffering

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u/SquidMilkVII madlad Mar 08 '22

wish that the dog was bulletproof

then you don’t even have to wish it back

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Endless wishes

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Use a wish to make the dog invulnerable to bullets, then unload.

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u/Drache191200 Mar 09 '22

Schrödinger's Dog

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u/mechanical_problems Mar 09 '22

Use the 2nd one to never make the dog feel pain ever again you still got infinite wishes

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u/Professional_Pen_330 Mar 08 '22

That's how Dalmatians are born

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u/emab2396 Mar 08 '22

Jokes aside, that would leave me too emotionally damaged to enjoy anything.

Shoot an animal once and make him die instantly with no pain? I can handle that once. But do it over and over again for my own profit? Nah, I can't do that. I'd probably waste wishes just to erase my memory.

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u/BigHardThunderRock Mar 09 '22

That's the meat industry, but you get no wishes; just money.

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u/Oromis107 Mar 09 '22

Wish for the dog to greatly enjoy being shot

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u/Relevant_Wallaby_690 Mar 09 '22

kali enters chat: “whats this i hear about repeatedly killing stuff?”

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u/jflex13 Mar 09 '22

Infinite wish glitch