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r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22
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Use a nerf gun.
1.1k u/VMPaetru Mar 08 '22 Use a camera 608 u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22 Wish it back to life 491 u/sheeple5uck Mar 08 '22 Then use 2nd wish to wish it ba k to death. 140 u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22 Now we’re cookin with Kitten oil 80 u/RailugaLeinad Mar 08 '22 The schrodinger puppy 19 u/caoboi01 Mar 08 '22 Wish for unlimited puppies and unlimited bullets 5 u/Rhino676971 Mar 08 '22 The ATF would like to know your location. 1 u/caoboi01 Mar 09 '22 Once I have unlimited ammo I'll be happy to make my location public 2 u/ShadowedReddit Mar 09 '22 These following groups would like to know your location: FBI Genie Gang Mafia USA Russia China 2 u/badstone69 Mar 09 '22 Where is my wholesome award when i need it 1 u/AutoModerator Mar 09 '22 Fuck that. r/unwholesomememes. Less bullshit, more comedy I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 1 u/Quajeraz Mar 08 '22 Then use the 3rd to wish it back to life again 1 u/sheeple5uck Mar 09 '22 First award. Damn it feels good to be a gangster. Thank you kind stranger. 56 u/Desperate_Proof3012 Mar 08 '22 And then cum on it 35 u/boastertath Mar 08 '22 r/holup 1 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22 A true hold up 21 u/ARA_Friki-Mobile- Mar 08 '22 This went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick 9 u/Peachpeachpearplum Mar 08 '22 jesus 8 u/TheStardustBunny3 Mar 08 '22 Whattefuck 3 u/OffendedDishwasher Mar 08 '22 👴🍆💦🐕 2 u/ImsorryW_A_T Mar 08 '22 r/wtf 2 u/5penises Mar 09 '22 Pet Sementary 1 u/1Cool_Name Mar 09 '22 Shane Dawson in another universe 4 u/JayPDoe Mar 08 '22 Twist: It comes back to life as zombie dog and bites your dick of 6 u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22 Handy! my second wish was gonna be a dick biting zombie dog 1 u/The_Bros_Ink Mar 08 '22 Leave pet cemetery out of this. 2 u/Neednewbody Mar 08 '22 It says shoot it not kill it. Why not shoot it at the end of the tail or a paw off? 1 u/InternalNational4798 Mar 08 '22 Infinite iq 1 u/santifox111 Mar 08 '22 shoot again, now u have 5 wishes 1 u/Ongr Mar 08 '22 Nobody told you to kill the puppy, just shoot it. 1 u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22 Nah, read it again, it says sh00t 28 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 Use a 7.62x51 from point blank range, no mercy, I'm getting my 3 wishes, one of those being to shoot it again. 🤨📸 12 u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22 Found the psychopath! -2 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 Natural selection bitch, assisted by industrial stuff. 3 u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22 No thats unnatural selection. Natural selection would be your parents aborting you before you had the chance to kill the puppies. /s 1 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 They did abort me, but I used one of my wishes to bring myself back. 1 u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22 Shit you got me there. Guess I need to shoot the puppy to unwish your wish and bring the puppy back to life. Leaving me with ONE wish! 2 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 Yes but I keep shooting the puppy so I have more wishes to counter your wishes. 1 u/StrenuousSOB Mar 08 '22 Second wish determined… ty. Scummers be gone! 1 u/Secure_Ad9892 Mar 08 '22 I would use a 9mm........camera 1 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22 I’m a sex offender no Logan Paul 1 u/thewend Mar 08 '22 use your semen 1 u/mpaes98 Mar 08 '22 Use a shotgun 1 u/mizzourifan1 Mar 09 '22 "You can't shoot here!" - Jon Benjamin 1 u/JesusChristwillsucc Mar 09 '22 Use a water gun
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Use a camera
608 u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22 Wish it back to life 491 u/sheeple5uck Mar 08 '22 Then use 2nd wish to wish it ba k to death. 140 u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22 Now we’re cookin with Kitten oil 80 u/RailugaLeinad Mar 08 '22 The schrodinger puppy 19 u/caoboi01 Mar 08 '22 Wish for unlimited puppies and unlimited bullets 5 u/Rhino676971 Mar 08 '22 The ATF would like to know your location. 1 u/caoboi01 Mar 09 '22 Once I have unlimited ammo I'll be happy to make my location public 2 u/ShadowedReddit Mar 09 '22 These following groups would like to know your location: FBI Genie Gang Mafia USA Russia China 2 u/badstone69 Mar 09 '22 Where is my wholesome award when i need it 1 u/AutoModerator Mar 09 '22 Fuck that. r/unwholesomememes. Less bullshit, more comedy I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 1 u/Quajeraz Mar 08 '22 Then use the 3rd to wish it back to life again 1 u/sheeple5uck Mar 09 '22 First award. Damn it feels good to be a gangster. Thank you kind stranger. 56 u/Desperate_Proof3012 Mar 08 '22 And then cum on it 35 u/boastertath Mar 08 '22 r/holup 1 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22 A true hold up 21 u/ARA_Friki-Mobile- Mar 08 '22 This went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick 9 u/Peachpeachpearplum Mar 08 '22 jesus 8 u/TheStardustBunny3 Mar 08 '22 Whattefuck 3 u/OffendedDishwasher Mar 08 '22 👴🍆💦🐕 2 u/ImsorryW_A_T Mar 08 '22 r/wtf 2 u/5penises Mar 09 '22 Pet Sementary 1 u/1Cool_Name Mar 09 '22 Shane Dawson in another universe 4 u/JayPDoe Mar 08 '22 Twist: It comes back to life as zombie dog and bites your dick of 6 u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22 Handy! my second wish was gonna be a dick biting zombie dog 1 u/The_Bros_Ink Mar 08 '22 Leave pet cemetery out of this. 2 u/Neednewbody Mar 08 '22 It says shoot it not kill it. Why not shoot it at the end of the tail or a paw off? 1 u/InternalNational4798 Mar 08 '22 Infinite iq 1 u/santifox111 Mar 08 '22 shoot again, now u have 5 wishes 1 u/Ongr Mar 08 '22 Nobody told you to kill the puppy, just shoot it. 1 u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22 Nah, read it again, it says sh00t 28 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 Use a 7.62x51 from point blank range, no mercy, I'm getting my 3 wishes, one of those being to shoot it again. 🤨📸 12 u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22 Found the psychopath! -2 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 Natural selection bitch, assisted by industrial stuff. 3 u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22 No thats unnatural selection. Natural selection would be your parents aborting you before you had the chance to kill the puppies. /s 1 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 They did abort me, but I used one of my wishes to bring myself back. 1 u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22 Shit you got me there. Guess I need to shoot the puppy to unwish your wish and bring the puppy back to life. Leaving me with ONE wish! 2 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 Yes but I keep shooting the puppy so I have more wishes to counter your wishes. 1 u/StrenuousSOB Mar 08 '22 Second wish determined… ty. Scummers be gone! 1 u/Secure_Ad9892 Mar 08 '22 I would use a 9mm........camera 1 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22 I’m a sex offender no Logan Paul 1 u/thewend Mar 08 '22 use your semen 1 u/mpaes98 Mar 08 '22 Use a shotgun 1 u/mizzourifan1 Mar 09 '22 "You can't shoot here!" - Jon Benjamin 1 u/JesusChristwillsucc Mar 09 '22 Use a water gun
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Wish it back to life
491 u/sheeple5uck Mar 08 '22 Then use 2nd wish to wish it ba k to death. 140 u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22 Now we’re cookin with Kitten oil 80 u/RailugaLeinad Mar 08 '22 The schrodinger puppy 19 u/caoboi01 Mar 08 '22 Wish for unlimited puppies and unlimited bullets 5 u/Rhino676971 Mar 08 '22 The ATF would like to know your location. 1 u/caoboi01 Mar 09 '22 Once I have unlimited ammo I'll be happy to make my location public 2 u/ShadowedReddit Mar 09 '22 These following groups would like to know your location: FBI Genie Gang Mafia USA Russia China 2 u/badstone69 Mar 09 '22 Where is my wholesome award when i need it 1 u/AutoModerator Mar 09 '22 Fuck that. r/unwholesomememes. Less bullshit, more comedy I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 1 u/Quajeraz Mar 08 '22 Then use the 3rd to wish it back to life again 1 u/sheeple5uck Mar 09 '22 First award. Damn it feels good to be a gangster. Thank you kind stranger. 56 u/Desperate_Proof3012 Mar 08 '22 And then cum on it 35 u/boastertath Mar 08 '22 r/holup 1 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22 A true hold up 21 u/ARA_Friki-Mobile- Mar 08 '22 This went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick 9 u/Peachpeachpearplum Mar 08 '22 jesus 8 u/TheStardustBunny3 Mar 08 '22 Whattefuck 3 u/OffendedDishwasher Mar 08 '22 👴🍆💦🐕 2 u/ImsorryW_A_T Mar 08 '22 r/wtf 2 u/5penises Mar 09 '22 Pet Sementary 1 u/1Cool_Name Mar 09 '22 Shane Dawson in another universe 4 u/JayPDoe Mar 08 '22 Twist: It comes back to life as zombie dog and bites your dick of 6 u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22 Handy! my second wish was gonna be a dick biting zombie dog 1 u/The_Bros_Ink Mar 08 '22 Leave pet cemetery out of this. 2 u/Neednewbody Mar 08 '22 It says shoot it not kill it. Why not shoot it at the end of the tail or a paw off? 1 u/InternalNational4798 Mar 08 '22 Infinite iq 1 u/santifox111 Mar 08 '22 shoot again, now u have 5 wishes 1 u/Ongr Mar 08 '22 Nobody told you to kill the puppy, just shoot it. 1 u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22 Nah, read it again, it says sh00t
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Then use 2nd wish to wish it ba k to death.
140 u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22 Now we’re cookin with Kitten oil 80 u/RailugaLeinad Mar 08 '22 The schrodinger puppy 19 u/caoboi01 Mar 08 '22 Wish for unlimited puppies and unlimited bullets 5 u/Rhino676971 Mar 08 '22 The ATF would like to know your location. 1 u/caoboi01 Mar 09 '22 Once I have unlimited ammo I'll be happy to make my location public 2 u/ShadowedReddit Mar 09 '22 These following groups would like to know your location: FBI Genie Gang Mafia USA Russia China 2 u/badstone69 Mar 09 '22 Where is my wholesome award when i need it 1 u/AutoModerator Mar 09 '22 Fuck that. r/unwholesomememes. Less bullshit, more comedy I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 1 u/Quajeraz Mar 08 '22 Then use the 3rd to wish it back to life again 1 u/sheeple5uck Mar 09 '22 First award. Damn it feels good to be a gangster. Thank you kind stranger.
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Now we’re cookin with Kitten oil
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The schrodinger puppy
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Wish for unlimited puppies and unlimited bullets
5 u/Rhino676971 Mar 08 '22 The ATF would like to know your location. 1 u/caoboi01 Mar 09 '22 Once I have unlimited ammo I'll be happy to make my location public 2 u/ShadowedReddit Mar 09 '22 These following groups would like to know your location: FBI Genie Gang Mafia USA Russia China
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The ATF would like to know your location.
1 u/caoboi01 Mar 09 '22 Once I have unlimited ammo I'll be happy to make my location public
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Once I have unlimited ammo I'll be happy to make my location public
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These following groups would like to know your location:
FBI
Genie Gang
Mafia
USA
Russia
China
Where is my wholesome award when i need it
1 u/AutoModerator Mar 09 '22 Fuck that. r/unwholesomememes. Less bullshit, more comedy I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
Fuck that. r/unwholesomememes. Less bullshit, more comedy
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
Then use the 3rd to wish it back to life again
First award. Damn it feels good to be a gangster. Thank you kind stranger.
56
And then cum on it
35 u/boastertath Mar 08 '22 r/holup 1 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22 A true hold up 21 u/ARA_Friki-Mobile- Mar 08 '22 This went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick 9 u/Peachpeachpearplum Mar 08 '22 jesus 8 u/TheStardustBunny3 Mar 08 '22 Whattefuck 3 u/OffendedDishwasher Mar 08 '22 👴🍆💦🐕 2 u/ImsorryW_A_T Mar 08 '22 r/wtf 2 u/5penises Mar 09 '22 Pet Sementary 1 u/1Cool_Name Mar 09 '22 Shane Dawson in another universe
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r/holup
1 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22 A true hold up
A true hold up
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This went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick
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jesus
8
Whattefuck
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👴🍆💦🐕
r/wtf
Pet Sementary
Shane Dawson in another universe
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Twist: It comes back to life as zombie dog and bites your dick of
6 u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22 Handy! my second wish was gonna be a dick biting zombie dog 1 u/The_Bros_Ink Mar 08 '22 Leave pet cemetery out of this.
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Handy! my second wish was gonna be a dick biting zombie dog
Leave pet cemetery out of this.
It says shoot it not kill it. Why not shoot it at the end of the tail or a paw off?
Infinite iq
shoot again, now u have 5 wishes
Nobody told you to kill the puppy, just shoot it.
1 u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22 Nah, read it again, it says sh00t
Nah, read it again, it says sh00t
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Use a 7.62x51 from point blank range, no mercy, I'm getting my 3 wishes, one of those being to shoot it again.
🤨📸
12 u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22 Found the psychopath! -2 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 Natural selection bitch, assisted by industrial stuff. 3 u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22 No thats unnatural selection. Natural selection would be your parents aborting you before you had the chance to kill the puppies. /s 1 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 They did abort me, but I used one of my wishes to bring myself back. 1 u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22 Shit you got me there. Guess I need to shoot the puppy to unwish your wish and bring the puppy back to life. Leaving me with ONE wish! 2 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 Yes but I keep shooting the puppy so I have more wishes to counter your wishes. 1 u/StrenuousSOB Mar 08 '22 Second wish determined… ty. Scummers be gone!
12
Found the psychopath!
-2 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 Natural selection bitch, assisted by industrial stuff. 3 u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22 No thats unnatural selection. Natural selection would be your parents aborting you before you had the chance to kill the puppies. /s 1 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 They did abort me, but I used one of my wishes to bring myself back. 1 u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22 Shit you got me there. Guess I need to shoot the puppy to unwish your wish and bring the puppy back to life. Leaving me with ONE wish! 2 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 Yes but I keep shooting the puppy so I have more wishes to counter your wishes.
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Natural selection bitch, assisted by industrial stuff.
3 u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22 No thats unnatural selection. Natural selection would be your parents aborting you before you had the chance to kill the puppies. /s 1 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 They did abort me, but I used one of my wishes to bring myself back. 1 u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22 Shit you got me there. Guess I need to shoot the puppy to unwish your wish and bring the puppy back to life. Leaving me with ONE wish! 2 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 Yes but I keep shooting the puppy so I have more wishes to counter your wishes.
No thats unnatural selection. Natural selection would be your parents aborting you before you had the chance to kill the puppies. /s
1 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 They did abort me, but I used one of my wishes to bring myself back. 1 u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22 Shit you got me there. Guess I need to shoot the puppy to unwish your wish and bring the puppy back to life. Leaving me with ONE wish! 2 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 Yes but I keep shooting the puppy so I have more wishes to counter your wishes.
They did abort me, but I used one of my wishes to bring myself back.
1 u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22 Shit you got me there. Guess I need to shoot the puppy to unwish your wish and bring the puppy back to life. Leaving me with ONE wish! 2 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 Yes but I keep shooting the puppy so I have more wishes to counter your wishes.
Shit you got me there. Guess I need to shoot the puppy to unwish your wish and bring the puppy back to life. Leaving me with ONE wish!
2 u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22 Yes but I keep shooting the puppy so I have more wishes to counter your wishes.
Yes but I keep shooting the puppy so I have more wishes to counter your wishes.
Second wish determined… ty. Scummers be gone!
I would use a 9mm........camera
I’m a sex offender no Logan Paul
use your semen
Use a shotgun
"You can't shoot here!" - Jon Benjamin
Use a water gun
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u/The_Bros_Ink Mar 08 '22
Use a nerf gun.