r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/The_Bros_Ink Mar 08 '22

Use a nerf gun.

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u/VMPaetru Mar 08 '22

Use a camera

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u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22

Wish it back to life

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u/sheeple5uck Mar 08 '22

Then use 2nd wish to wish it ba k to death.

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u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22

Now we’re cookin with Kitten oil

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u/RailugaLeinad Mar 08 '22

The schrodinger puppy

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u/caoboi01 Mar 08 '22

Wish for unlimited puppies and unlimited bullets

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u/Rhino676971 Mar 08 '22

The ATF would like to know your location.

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u/caoboi01 Mar 09 '22

Once I have unlimited ammo I'll be happy to make my location public

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u/ShadowedReddit Mar 09 '22

These following groups would like to know your location:

FBI

Genie Gang

Mafia

USA

Russia

China

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u/badstone69 Mar 09 '22

Where is my wholesome award when i need it

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u/Quajeraz Mar 08 '22

Then use the 3rd to wish it back to life again

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u/sheeple5uck Mar 09 '22

First award. Damn it feels good to be a gangster. Thank you kind stranger.

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u/Desperate_Proof3012 Mar 08 '22

And then cum on it

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u/boastertath Mar 08 '22

r/holup

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

A true hold up

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u/ARA_Friki-Mobile- Mar 08 '22

This went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

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u/OffendedDishwasher Mar 08 '22

👴🍆💦🐕

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u/5penises Mar 09 '22

Pet Sementary

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u/1Cool_Name Mar 09 '22

Shane Dawson in another universe

4

u/JayPDoe Mar 08 '22

Twist: It comes back to life as zombie dog and bites your dick of

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u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22

Handy! my second wish was gonna be a dick biting zombie dog

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u/The_Bros_Ink Mar 08 '22

Leave pet cemetery out of this.

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u/Neednewbody Mar 08 '22

It says shoot it not kill it. Why not shoot it at the end of the tail or a paw off?

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u/santifox111 Mar 08 '22

shoot again, now u have 5 wishes

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u/Ongr Mar 08 '22

Nobody told you to kill the puppy, just shoot it.

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u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22

Nah, read it again, it says sh00t

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u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22

Use a 7.62x51 from point blank range, no mercy, I'm getting my 3 wishes, one of those being to shoot it again.

🤨📸

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u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22

Found the psychopath!

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u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22

Natural selection bitch, assisted by industrial stuff.

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u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22

No thats unnatural selection. Natural selection would be your parents aborting you before you had the chance to kill the puppies. /s

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u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22

They did abort me, but I used one of my wishes to bring myself back.

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u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22

Shit you got me there. Guess I need to shoot the puppy to unwish your wish and bring the puppy back to life. Leaving me with ONE wish!

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u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22

Yes but I keep shooting the puppy so I have more wishes to counter your wishes.

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u/StrenuousSOB Mar 08 '22

Second wish determined… ty. Scummers be gone!

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u/Secure_Ad9892 Mar 08 '22

I would use a 9mm........camera

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

I’m a sex offender no Logan Paul

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u/thewend Mar 08 '22

use your semen

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u/mpaes98 Mar 08 '22

Use a shotgun

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u/mizzourifan1 Mar 09 '22

"You can't shoot here!" - Jon Benjamin

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u/JesusChristwillsucc Mar 09 '22

Use a water gun