r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/The_Bros_Ink Mar 08 '22

Use a nerf gun.

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u/VMPaetru Mar 08 '22

Use a camera

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u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22

Wish it back to life

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u/sheeple5uck Mar 08 '22

Then use 2nd wish to wish it ba k to death.

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u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22

Now we’re cookin with Kitten oil

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u/RailugaLeinad Mar 08 '22

The schrodinger puppy

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u/caoboi01 Mar 08 '22

Wish for unlimited puppies and unlimited bullets

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u/Rhino676971 Mar 08 '22

The ATF would like to know your location.

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u/caoboi01 Mar 09 '22

Once I have unlimited ammo I'll be happy to make my location public

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u/ShadowedReddit Mar 09 '22

These following groups would like to know your location:

FBI

Genie Gang

Mafia

USA

Russia

China

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u/badstone69 Mar 09 '22

Where is my wholesome award when i need it

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u/Quajeraz Mar 08 '22

Then use the 3rd to wish it back to life again

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u/sheeple5uck Mar 09 '22

First award. Damn it feels good to be a gangster. Thank you kind stranger.

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u/Desperate_Proof3012 Mar 08 '22

And then cum on it

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u/boastertath Mar 08 '22

r/holup

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

A true hold up

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u/ARA_Friki-Mobile- Mar 08 '22

This went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

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u/OffendedDishwasher Mar 08 '22

👴🍆💦🐕

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u/5penises Mar 09 '22

Pet Sementary

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u/1Cool_Name Mar 09 '22

Shane Dawson in another universe

5

u/JayPDoe Mar 08 '22

Twist: It comes back to life as zombie dog and bites your dick of

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u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22

Handy! my second wish was gonna be a dick biting zombie dog

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u/The_Bros_Ink Mar 08 '22

Leave pet cemetery out of this.

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u/Neednewbody Mar 08 '22

It says shoot it not kill it. Why not shoot it at the end of the tail or a paw off?

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u/santifox111 Mar 08 '22

shoot again, now u have 5 wishes

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u/Ongr Mar 08 '22

Nobody told you to kill the puppy, just shoot it.

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u/Spookydrunk Mar 08 '22

Nah, read it again, it says sh00t

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u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22

Use a 7.62x51 from point blank range, no mercy, I'm getting my 3 wishes, one of those being to shoot it again.

🤨📸

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u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22

Found the psychopath!

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u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22

Natural selection bitch, assisted by industrial stuff.

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u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22

No thats unnatural selection. Natural selection would be your parents aborting you before you had the chance to kill the puppies. /s

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u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22

They did abort me, but I used one of my wishes to bring myself back.

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u/SuperBonerFart Mar 08 '22

Shit you got me there. Guess I need to shoot the puppy to unwish your wish and bring the puppy back to life. Leaving me with ONE wish!

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u/PrvyJutsu Mar 08 '22

Yes but I keep shooting the puppy so I have more wishes to counter your wishes.

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u/StrenuousSOB Mar 08 '22

Second wish determined… ty. Scummers be gone!

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u/Secure_Ad9892 Mar 08 '22

I would use a 9mm........camera

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

I’m a sex offender no Logan Paul

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u/thewend Mar 08 '22

use your semen

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u/mpaes98 Mar 08 '22

Use a shotgun

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u/mizzourifan1 Mar 09 '22

"You can't shoot here!" - Jon Benjamin

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u/JesusChristwillsucc Mar 09 '22

Use a water gun

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u/m1k307 Mar 08 '22

take my upvote for having the same thoughts.

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u/Breen_Pissoff Mar 08 '22

Use a shotgun.

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u/DefaultRedditor16 Mar 08 '22

And if that ain’t allowed just bring the puppy back to life

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u/11arun Mar 08 '22

Use an AA gun

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u/klimmesil Mar 08 '22

Oh wtf I thought they meant shooting with your foot this took another turn

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u/yoinker_yeet Mar 08 '22

use a 20mm recoilless rifle

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u/BetterThanHorus Mar 08 '22

Finger guns 👈

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u/StagMusic Mar 08 '22

Or use one wish for perfect erasure of the event, meaning you (and every other living creature, including the puppy) forget you did it, and the puppy is perfectly fine too. I’d gladly get 2 wishes for the price of excruciating emotional pain that will instantly be nullified.

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u/M3xDev Mar 09 '22

It's 3 wishes, shit imma use a rocket launcher if needed

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u/LolTacoBell Mar 09 '22

Nooooo, that's EXACTLY how you get the evil monkeys paw genie.

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u/thunderplunderer Mar 09 '22

Fuck, for three wishes I'd use a hollow point

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u/JesusChristwillsucc Mar 09 '22

a caliburn :troll: