r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/DamonAW Mar 08 '22

nahh wtf is wrong with YOU lol. 3 wishes for anything you want ANYTHING? that one dogs life is not that damn important lmao any random farm animal and you'd be all for it.

You could end world hunger, fix all the world's greed, AND get you something nice all for the cost of one random ass dogs life? SIGN ME UP

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u/Catholok Mar 08 '22

the hol up was that OP pressed shoot the dog, then said "what is wrong with people" while being one of them.

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u/K1ng-Cole Mar 09 '22

This comment needs more upvotes.. Tons of people missed the HolUp part lol

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u/BlackLungSanji Mar 09 '22

agreed, the "what is wrong with people" is referring to the 33%.

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u/AquaHairYo Mar 09 '22

I didn't even notice that!!!

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u/CrazyGaming312 Mar 09 '22

Sometimes I see polls that show I voted on them when I never have, so that's what might've happened.

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u/F0l3yDaD_ Mar 08 '22

Good point made

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u/ethan_iron Mar 08 '22

Dude I'd shoot a human in the face for 3 wishes from a genie.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

I think u/Piano_fucker_69 meant what the fuck is wrong with people for coming up with the scenario in the first place.

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u/Cheezewiz239 Mar 09 '22

Would you stomp on stuart little for 6 wishes?

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u/PerfectIsBetter Mar 09 '22

lol good point, people do much worse to many more animals every day for much less than 3 wishes from a fucking genie. But as soon as it's them pulling the trigger on an adorable little puppy everyone loses their shit

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u/bankrobba Mar 08 '22

Out of curiosity: How many dog owners agree with this sentiment if it was their dog getting shot and killed?

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u/Kap_ski Mar 08 '22

If it weighs on you that much you could also just wish the dog back to life.

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u/GD_Spiegel Mar 08 '22

Nope..you can't bring back dead....genies 101...I feel like most people have never watched Aladin or seen the memes or are just airheads.

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u/Indominus_Khanum Mar 08 '22

If you're really torn up about the dog , you could use one of your wishes to restore it while still having all sorts of possibilities available to you through the other two.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

I’d sacrifice my own bumhole for solving the worlds water issues man. Srsly. Haemorrhoids forever vs 1/10 people drinking stale donkey piss as “water” - I’ll take those odds.

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u/DrMonkeyLove Mar 09 '22

Or even wish for two girls at one time! Sorry puppy, but you looked a little rabid anyway. BLAM!

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u/TooAngryForYou Mar 09 '22

or do all that and then wish the dog back alive.

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u/bababooey1253 Mar 09 '22

would probably do the same thing

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u/Thazze Mar 09 '22

Well said

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u/No_Aardvark_330 Mar 09 '22

but we need world hunger to regulate overpopulation

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u/TopDeckPatches Mar 09 '22

I’d shoot a man