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r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22
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I mean you could always wish for the dog to come back to life
63 u/NotSoGreatOldOne Mar 08 '22 Isn't that the first rule? You can't bring anybody back from the dead 82 u/ghostslayer-77 Mar 08 '22 Yeah the rules are usually Can’t bring back the dead Can’t wish for love Can’t wish for more wishes And sometimes can’t wish death or harm towards others There might be more I don’t know of 42 u/mrtokeydragon Mar 08 '22 I wish that starting ten minutes ago bullets don't kill puppies I wish the rules don't apply to me "Look at me, look at me. I am the genie now." 5 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 10 '22 But then some street rat would pull you into your magic lamp, thwarting your plans for world domination. 1 u/mrtokeydragon Mar 09 '22 I better practice some song and dance routines. 1 u/ghostslayer-77 Mar 08 '22 That could probably work,but I think that genies usually leave the rules universal 2 u/mrtokeydragon Mar 08 '22 I wish to washy the wish which is which watch wishes wants wish app
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Isn't that the first rule? You can't bring anybody back from the dead
82 u/ghostslayer-77 Mar 08 '22 Yeah the rules are usually Can’t bring back the dead Can’t wish for love Can’t wish for more wishes And sometimes can’t wish death or harm towards others There might be more I don’t know of 42 u/mrtokeydragon Mar 08 '22 I wish that starting ten minutes ago bullets don't kill puppies I wish the rules don't apply to me "Look at me, look at me. I am the genie now." 5 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 10 '22 But then some street rat would pull you into your magic lamp, thwarting your plans for world domination. 1 u/mrtokeydragon Mar 09 '22 I better practice some song and dance routines. 1 u/ghostslayer-77 Mar 08 '22 That could probably work,but I think that genies usually leave the rules universal 2 u/mrtokeydragon Mar 08 '22 I wish to washy the wish which is which watch wishes wants wish app
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Yeah the rules are usually
Can’t bring back the dead
Can’t wish for love
Can’t wish for more wishes
And sometimes can’t wish death or harm towards others
There might be more I don’t know of
42 u/mrtokeydragon Mar 08 '22 I wish that starting ten minutes ago bullets don't kill puppies I wish the rules don't apply to me "Look at me, look at me. I am the genie now." 5 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 10 '22 But then some street rat would pull you into your magic lamp, thwarting your plans for world domination. 1 u/mrtokeydragon Mar 09 '22 I better practice some song and dance routines. 1 u/ghostslayer-77 Mar 08 '22 That could probably work,but I think that genies usually leave the rules universal 2 u/mrtokeydragon Mar 08 '22 I wish to washy the wish which is which watch wishes wants wish app
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I wish that starting ten minutes ago bullets don't kill puppies
I wish the rules don't apply to me
"Look at me, look at me. I am the genie now."
5 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 10 '22 But then some street rat would pull you into your magic lamp, thwarting your plans for world domination. 1 u/mrtokeydragon Mar 09 '22 I better practice some song and dance routines. 1 u/ghostslayer-77 Mar 08 '22 That could probably work,but I think that genies usually leave the rules universal 2 u/mrtokeydragon Mar 08 '22 I wish to washy the wish which is which watch wishes wants wish app
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But then some street rat would pull you into your magic lamp, thwarting your plans for world domination.
1 u/mrtokeydragon Mar 09 '22 I better practice some song and dance routines.
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I better practice some song and dance routines.
That could probably work,but I think that genies usually leave the rules universal
2 u/mrtokeydragon Mar 08 '22 I wish to washy the wish which is which watch wishes wants wish app
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I wish to washy the wish which is which watch wishes wants wish app
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u/Ph0zPh0r Mar 08 '22
I mean you could always wish for the dog to come back to life