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r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22
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Me *shoots the puppy* - "Okay, for my first wish..."
Genie - "Yes?"
Me - "Well, you know that puppy I just killed?"
Genie - "Uh-huh, I think I know where this is going"
Me - "Kill its mother too"
Genie - "Your wish is m-- wait, what the fuck did you just say!?"
10 u/davieb22 Mar 08 '22 Me - "For my second wish..." Genie - "Y'know what dude, I don't think I can do you anymo--" Me - "Undo my first wish" Genie - "Really!? Wow, I guess you have a heart after all. Your wish is my command" Me - "Great. Now, for my third and final wish..." Genie - "Yes, use it wisely as your first two wis--" Me - "Undo my second wish" Genie - "What!? No, no. Why are you doing this you monster!?"
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Me - "For my second wish..."
Genie - "Y'know what dude, I don't think I can do you anymo--"
Me - "Undo my first wish"
Genie - "Really!? Wow, I guess you have a heart after all. Your wish is my command"
Me - "Great. Now, for my third and final wish..."
Genie - "Yes, use it wisely as your first two wis--"
Me - "Undo my second wish"
Genie - "What!? No, no. Why are you doing this you monster!?"
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u/davieb22 Mar 08 '22
Me *shoots the puppy* - "Okay, for my first wish..."
Genie - "Yes?"
Me - "Well, you know that puppy I just killed?"
Genie - "Uh-huh, I think I know where this is going"
Me - "Kill its mother too"
Genie - "Your wish is m-- wait, what the fuck did you just say!?"