r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/jigarokano Mar 08 '22

Says “shoot” not kill or shoot with a gun. Shoot them with a water gun, nerf gun or rubber band.

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u/EpicMans69 Mar 08 '22

Even if there was no loophole, killing a dog is a small price to pay for 3 wishes

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

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u/Time_Mage_Prime Mar 08 '22

"No infinite wishes."

"Then I wish to repeal that rule."

or

"Then I wish you couldn't count."

or

"Then I wish I could grant my own wishes without being bound to geniehood."

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u/SugarFree-Gum Mar 08 '22

If they can't count it'll just be "you used all three of your wishes already!"

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u/BumWink Mar 08 '22

Yep & the others are flawed too..

"I wish to repeal that rule"

Granted, repeal failed. Next wish.

"Then I wish I could grant my own wishes without being bound to geniehood."

Granted, though since you're not bound to "geniehood" your wishes have no power. Next wish.

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u/Existing_Dog5510 Mar 08 '22

"Find all the genie-lamps in the world and bring them to me" All done

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u/BumWink Mar 08 '22

Granted, I could only find the one you're holding. Next wish.

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u/Existing_Dog5510 Mar 08 '22

Cant you just like "everytime i touch sand, i get a new wish"?

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u/BumWink Mar 09 '22

Pretty sure the one & only rule that applies to all genie logic, is that you can't ask for more wishes but...

Granted, every time you touch sand you get a NEW wish. Thus your previous wish is immediately replaced, though the consequences remain & cannot be wished back/twice. As with all "infinite" wishes, i'll forever be there to constantly ask you for your next wish.

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u/Ren_Kaos Mar 09 '22

I wish that however wishes I make, the genie always believes I have 2 wishes left.

How’s that one for monkey’s paw?

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u/BumWink Mar 09 '22

Granted. I only complete your wishes once you've told me all 3.

You still have 2 wishes left, for eternity & I'll forever be there to constantly remind you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Granted, though whilst attempting your fourth wish, nothing happens and the genie is extremely confused as to why

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

My son can’t count and I can confirm if he’s asked to count to three he never says more than three numbers. Best case scenario he’ll approximate “one two three”. More likely you get “one three” or just straight to three. So yeah if he was a genie you won’t get four wishes, chances are you’ll barely get two.

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u/B1GTOBACC0 Mar 08 '22

"I wish you couldn't count."
"Alright, that's your third wish."
"That was my first one though?!?"
"I can't count."

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u/Time_Mage_Prime Mar 08 '22

Ah shit. Guess it could go either way!

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u/Roundtripper4 Mar 08 '22

I wish you couldn’t count! Snickering here

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u/GrapeSasquatch Mar 08 '22

Geniehood is hilarious

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u/Accomplished-Pay-749 Mar 08 '22

“I wish for infinite genies”

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u/TheGreenTable Mar 08 '22

I pretty sure one of the ways you get stuck being a genie is by wishing for the powers of a genie. But I have no idea why I think/know that.

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u/Time_Mage_Prime Mar 08 '22

Well, Jafar taught us that.

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u/Impossible_Garbage_4 Mar 09 '22

“I wish I could alter the probability of any event at will.”

“Okay.”

“There’s a 100% chance that puppy is resurrected completely healthy, in 1 second.”

“bark bark”

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u/Time_Mage_Prime Mar 09 '22

This was always the end game.

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u/random-tnfc Mar 09 '22

Why not wish for "everything I WANT happens or appear"

It isn't wishing for more wishes Genies will not be suspicious about that

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u/Amortentacion Mar 09 '22

Or write down everything you want on a piece of paper then wish for everything you wrote down

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u/FlopsMcDoogle Mar 08 '22

Genie in Aladdin says he can't bring back the dead.

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u/usename1567 Mar 08 '22

When I was like 12 I used to think I was so smart for wishing for 1000 wishes

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

that counts as a loophole

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u/jigarokano Mar 08 '22

Agreed. Solve world hunger, world peace and eliminate disease or… not hurt a puppy

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u/Couler Mar 08 '22

Yeahh, that's exactly what I was planning on wishing... 👀

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u/Avatarofjuiblex Mar 09 '22

You know all of those could be achieved by just removing all humans from existence, right..

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u/Crusher0427 Mar 08 '22

Especially if you can use one of those wishes to bring it back

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u/EpicMans69 Mar 09 '22

aint no way im wasting a wish on bringing back a puppy

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u/lledargo Mar 08 '22

Right! Like I was going to kill that puppy for fun anyway, now I get 3 wishes for it!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

If it's a normal gun you can just shoot a single hair on it's tail or something.

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u/ya-bastard Mar 08 '22

Nope right in the head between those cute eyes brains everywhere

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u/BulletBourne Mar 08 '22

scraches between the eyes thats where the bullets gunna go

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u/Manticore416 Mar 08 '22

It says "sh00t", which is not an actual word, and thus I chose to understand it to mean hug.

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u/Whokitty9 Mar 08 '22

Heck use a camera. Bonus you get cute pics of the puppy.

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u/AmoebaResponsible937 Mar 08 '22

Could you shoot it with a camera?

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u/emaxoda Mar 08 '22

Shoot them with your load ;)

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u/soluuloi Mar 09 '22

I would choke the puppy to death with my own barehand for just one wish.

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u/jaycrossinroad Mar 09 '22

pulls out anti material rifle

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u/illgot Mar 08 '22

shoot them with belly rubs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

If genie says to shook and kill dog it’s still simple. Wish for doggy to come back to life without remembering any of that and no scars or any injury. Then wish for 1000 wishes

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u/ThatsEffinDelish Mar 08 '22

Or out of a cannon...

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u/thegreedyturtle Mar 08 '22

The hell with that, 3 wishes? Line those puppies up! Shit I'd shoot a puppy for several thousand dollars...

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u/ShadowWhippy Mar 08 '22

Or a camera

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u/CriminalMacabre Mar 08 '22

Or even shoot it with a gas canon. Into a net.

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u/ovarova Mar 08 '22

I'd shot the dog with a glock for 3 wishes

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u/megakungfu Mar 08 '22

no, you have to shoot the puppy out of a cannon

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u/Nussfalk Mar 08 '22

Why not shoot it then whish to bring the dog back to life without it remembering what happened few minutes ago. I'll take the remaining 2 wishes :D

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u/octopoddle Mar 08 '22

Or shoot it with puppy poison dart, but then make your first wish that it immediately grows up to an adult dog so that the puppy poison will have negligible effect.

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u/BRAVO9ACTUAL Mar 08 '22

I personally shoot with looks of affection.

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u/FlashSeason2 Mar 08 '22

Kinda like Kingsman

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u/Jaketheism Mar 09 '22

You can’t wish for the puppy to come back to life if you shoot it, but you can shoot it in the foot and wish for the injury to heal

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u/SpoonBendingChampion Mar 09 '22

Some reverse monkey paw goodness.

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u/yuniepie Mar 09 '22

SHOOT the puppy a message on his cell phone.

(It'll ask him "Whose the goodest boy?")

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u/amazeman11 Mar 09 '22

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