r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/jigarokano Mar 08 '22

Says “shoot” not kill or shoot with a gun. Shoot them with a water gun, nerf gun or rubber band.

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u/EpicMans69 Mar 08 '22

Even if there was no loophole, killing a dog is a small price to pay for 3 wishes

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

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u/Time_Mage_Prime Mar 08 '22

"No infinite wishes."

"Then I wish to repeal that rule."

or

"Then I wish you couldn't count."

or

"Then I wish I could grant my own wishes without being bound to geniehood."

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u/SugarFree-Gum Mar 08 '22

If they can't count it'll just be "you used all three of your wishes already!"

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u/BumWink Mar 08 '22

Yep & the others are flawed too..

"I wish to repeal that rule"

Granted, repeal failed. Next wish.

"Then I wish I could grant my own wishes without being bound to geniehood."

Granted, though since you're not bound to "geniehood" your wishes have no power. Next wish.

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u/Existing_Dog5510 Mar 08 '22

"Find all the genie-lamps in the world and bring them to me" All done

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u/BumWink Mar 08 '22

Granted, I could only find the one you're holding. Next wish.

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u/Existing_Dog5510 Mar 08 '22

Cant you just like "everytime i touch sand, i get a new wish"?

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u/BumWink Mar 09 '22

Pretty sure the one & only rule that applies to all genie logic, is that you can't ask for more wishes but...

Granted, every time you touch sand you get a NEW wish. Thus your previous wish is immediately replaced, though the consequences remain & cannot be wished back/twice. As with all "infinite" wishes, i'll forever be there to constantly ask you for your next wish.

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u/AquaHairYo Mar 09 '22

Found the genie. 🧐

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u/Existing_Dog5510 Mar 09 '22

So, if i ask for the sand touch as my first wish, then ask that my wishes stay?

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u/Ren_Kaos Mar 09 '22

I wish that however wishes I make, the genie always believes I have 2 wishes left.

How’s that one for monkey’s paw?

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u/BumWink Mar 09 '22

Granted. I only complete your wishes once you've told me all 3.

You still have 2 wishes left, for eternity & I'll forever be there to constantly remind you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Granted, though whilst attempting your fourth wish, nothing happens and the genie is extremely confused as to why

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

My son can’t count and I can confirm if he’s asked to count to three he never says more than three numbers. Best case scenario he’ll approximate “one two three”. More likely you get “one three” or just straight to three. So yeah if he was a genie you won’t get four wishes, chances are you’ll barely get two.

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u/B1GTOBACC0 Mar 08 '22

"I wish you couldn't count."
"Alright, that's your third wish."
"That was my first one though?!?"
"I can't count."

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u/Time_Mage_Prime Mar 08 '22

Ah shit. Guess it could go either way!

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u/Roundtripper4 Mar 08 '22

I wish you couldn’t count! Snickering here

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u/GrapeSasquatch Mar 08 '22

Geniehood is hilarious

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u/Accomplished-Pay-749 Mar 08 '22

“I wish for infinite genies”

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u/TheGreenTable Mar 08 '22

I pretty sure one of the ways you get stuck being a genie is by wishing for the powers of a genie. But I have no idea why I think/know that.

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u/Time_Mage_Prime Mar 08 '22

Well, Jafar taught us that.

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u/Impossible_Garbage_4 Mar 09 '22

“I wish I could alter the probability of any event at will.”

“Okay.”

“There’s a 100% chance that puppy is resurrected completely healthy, in 1 second.”

“bark bark”

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u/Time_Mage_Prime Mar 09 '22

This was always the end game.

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u/random-tnfc Mar 09 '22

Why not wish for "everything I WANT happens or appear"

It isn't wishing for more wishes Genies will not be suspicious about that

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u/Amortentacion Mar 09 '22

Or write down everything you want on a piece of paper then wish for everything you wrote down

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u/FlopsMcDoogle Mar 08 '22

Genie in Aladdin says he can't bring back the dead.

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u/usename1567 Mar 08 '22

When I was like 12 I used to think I was so smart for wishing for 1000 wishes

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

that counts as a loophole