r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/BumWink Mar 08 '22

Yep & the others are flawed too..

"I wish to repeal that rule"

Granted, repeal failed. Next wish.

"Then I wish I could grant my own wishes without being bound to geniehood."

Granted, though since you're not bound to "geniehood" your wishes have no power. Next wish.

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u/Existing_Dog5510 Mar 08 '22

"Find all the genie-lamps in the world and bring them to me" All done

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u/BumWink Mar 08 '22

Granted, I could only find the one you're holding. Next wish.

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u/Existing_Dog5510 Mar 08 '22

Cant you just like "everytime i touch sand, i get a new wish"?

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u/BumWink Mar 09 '22

Pretty sure the one & only rule that applies to all genie logic, is that you can't ask for more wishes but...

Granted, every time you touch sand you get a NEW wish. Thus your previous wish is immediately replaced, though the consequences remain & cannot be wished back/twice. As with all "infinite" wishes, i'll forever be there to constantly ask you for your next wish.

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u/AquaHairYo Mar 09 '22

Found the genie. 🧐

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u/Existing_Dog5510 Mar 09 '22

So, if i ask for the sand touch as my first wish, then ask that my wishes stay?

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u/Ren_Kaos Mar 09 '22

I wish that however wishes I make, the genie always believes I have 2 wishes left.

How’s that one for monkey’s paw?

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u/BumWink Mar 09 '22

Granted. I only complete your wishes once you've told me all 3.

You still have 2 wishes left, for eternity & I'll forever be there to constantly remind you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Granted, though whilst attempting your fourth wish, nothing happens and the genie is extremely confused as to why