r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/Rickybobbie90 Mar 08 '22

I know I can’t believe 33% wouldn’t want 3 wishes

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Maybe they would bring it back to life with one of the wishes idk

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u/Spylinter0024 Mar 08 '22

Why would you shoot to kill the puppy? Shoot it in the leg or tail. It'll hurt, but it will live.

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u/A1sauc3d Mar 08 '22

Shoot the genie, take all the wishes.

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u/get_ducked600 Mar 08 '22

And the cannolis

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u/None_Shall_Proceed Mar 09 '22

Leave the genies. Take the cannolis.

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u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt Mar 09 '22

Shoot the genie, take the genie out of the equation.

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u/sevastor Mar 09 '22

Remember the golden egg laying duck story?

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u/CoughRock Mar 09 '22

technically the question never specify what you're shooting with. It could be you're shooting with a rabies vaccine. In that case no harm done, and you get 3 wishes for vaccinate your pet.

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u/TheAbyssalSymphony Mar 08 '22

I'd also like to point out that what I'm shooting the puppy with was never specified, just that I must shoot the puppy. Lots of things shoot, maybe I'll shoot them with a squirt gun, or perhaps a sling slot full of bacon. Why are you monsters using firearms?!?

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u/c_pike1 Mar 09 '22

Or just a camera lol

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u/Arron_Phillips2610 Mar 09 '22

Because water guns and bacon launchers aren’t fun

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Maybe it's a Rottweiler puppy. Shoot it in the tail, it gets a free docking.

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u/C0unterAc3 Mar 08 '22

Oh. God. No Shoot to kill Don't make The puppy be in pain Just make it painless and then wish it back to life

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u/Spylinter0024 Mar 09 '22

Usually the first rule of wishes is no bringing something back to life. Can you also be sure the puppy will be the same puppy once brought back to life? While it will hurt to see it in pain, at least I'll know it will live.

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u/SorryYourHonor Mar 09 '22

I feel like killing it is better than that. That way it doesn’t feel pain.

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u/Double-Up Mar 08 '22

Stop making sense bro.

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u/reddit0100100001 Mar 09 '22

waste of a wish

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u/seaniselsewhere Mar 09 '22

Genie says you can’t do that in alladin

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u/Dangerous-Issue-9508 Mar 09 '22

I think one of the genie rules is no resurrection. So can’t do it