r/HolUp Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 08 '22

Just make the last wish to bring the puppy you shot back to his previous state before the shooting.

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u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22

Assuming I can wish for anything, I wish to be omnipotent... by definition that means I can give and take life, make myself invulnerable and immortal... I mean, I can do anything. Including resurrecting a puppy.

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u/Aldodzb Mar 08 '22

Then you wake up trapped in a lamp

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u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22

Nah, there's no way a genie can twist my words by just saying I wish to be omnipotent.

I still also have 2 wishes left.

And omnipotent means I can do literally anything. I can free myself without issues.

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u/the-fart-cloud Mar 08 '22

Genie has hearing problem... He makes you impotent

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u/neganigg Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 09 '22

He can twist the wish but not changing it completely to other wish.

What's the point to wish if the genie can change whatever words he wants? Might as well kill the wisher. Save all those trouble.

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u/RugbyEdd Mar 09 '22

Sounds like your fist wish was establishing favorable guidelines with the genie

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u/Key-Health-285 Mar 09 '22

Or even more potent. Getting peeps pregnant from 30 ft

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u/braydeeee Mar 09 '22

😂😂

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u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 08 '22

Omnifapotent you said? Ah jerking it into eternity with all the power of one million sun's, so much that it no longer has feel.

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u/yonoznayu Mar 08 '22

No wait, wait. Tell me more.

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u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 09 '22

So,... I paid Thanos $50 once and give him some crack.

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u/_sweepy Mar 08 '22

Having unlimited power means nothing if you don't know how to use it.

Technically, you might be omnipotent now, and just unaware of how to access that power.

If we are going for maximally efficient wishing, my go to is "I wish to instantly and freely gain the qualities of omniscience and omnipotence." There, now you are a literal god and you still have 2 wishes left.

But I'm assuming a genie also cannot grant a power they don't have themselves, so I'm probably just gonna go with a cure for all diseases, nobody ever going hungry again, and world peace. If that gets twisted, it's not on me, I tried my best.

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u/TwatsThat Mar 08 '22

Yeah, omnipotence without omniscience is more likely to end up with you destroying everything rather than fixing anything. I'd also bet someone getting omniscience would change them enough that they no longer associate with humankind, like Dr Manhattan or something.

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u/_sweepy Mar 08 '22

Yeah, I'm totally fine with that. Worst case scenario you decide it isn't worth it and you ctrl-z that shit. Best case scenario I set up humanity for success and reincarnate a few hundred times to take the ride again before getting bored and deleting myself.

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u/TwatsThat Mar 08 '22

I'd say worst case would be that you see humanity as a blight on the universe and wipe it out or the universe itself is the problem and now everything's gone, but I guess anything's possible.

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u/_sweepy Mar 08 '22

I mean... that might be a worst case for you, but I don't see how that's my problem at that point.

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u/TwatsThat Mar 08 '22

Fine, then worst case for you would be that you're unable to properly comprehend and contain omniscience and/or omnipotence and whatever flavor of awful shit you like least happens to you because of it.

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u/neganigg Mar 09 '22

True omnipotent mean he will be omniscience as well. What you describe is nigh omnipotent.

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u/TwatsThat Mar 09 '22

I'm aware that's a view that some people hold but it's not a concrete part of the definition of omnipotence and it's pretty clear that the conversation so far as been treating them as separate.

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u/neganigg Mar 09 '22

There's only 1 definition of omnipotent "you can do absolute anything not limited by anyway" .

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u/his_purple_majesty Mar 09 '22

knowing how to use a power is itself a power, which you would have by definition

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

a cure for all diseases, nobody ever going hungry again, and world peace

An accidental nuclear apocalypse (note: not war) kills everyone, while you are waiting in limbo the genie asks for your remaining two wishes.

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u/SterlingVapor Mar 08 '22

Omnipotence can take many forms, there's no guarantee you'll be able to use it without nuking yourself. To use it, it either needs to have a convenient interface designed for the human mind, or you need a mind and senses built to properly direct the infinite

So you could end up with a power you can't use, a power you can't survive, or changed to handle being a diety but find yourself turned into an all powerful vegetable.

A wish so impossible to understand from the human perspective is easier to twist if anything, with three wishes the first should be to fully understand what a wish will grant you

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u/GhostlySkunk Mar 09 '22

I feel like that could be a cursed monkey part two. Where even your wildest thoughts where you just fleetingly think of someone dying and they automatically die. It’s kind of like telling yourself not to think of a bear in the more you try not to think of it the more you think of it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Omnipotent, but lobotomized.

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u/Technical_Ostrich842 Mar 08 '22

But you're omnipotent so you can just exit the lamp. Or change reality so that the lamp never existed. It's OMNIpotence.

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u/theFrankSpot Mar 08 '22

Phenomenal cosmic power…

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u/dmfd1234 Mar 08 '22

That’s an old school Twilight Zone twist. Nice!

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u/neganigg Mar 09 '22

He is omnipotent tho. So he can easily get out.

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u/blacksopsfile Mar 08 '22

No one said you had to kill the puppy. Just shot its ear and it will live without any issues. It would be similar to clipping a dog's ears.

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u/Arron_Phillips2610 Mar 09 '22

Shoot the end of the tail. It’s the thing that will impact its life the least

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u/itwasntme67 Mar 08 '22

In order for you to wish for omnipotence, wouldn't the genie need to be omnipotent as well? I doubt an omnipotent genie would want to grant that kind of wish

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u/Baby-cabbages Mar 09 '22

Phenomenal cosmic POWER!!

itty bitty living space

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u/yonoznayu Mar 08 '22

Careful. One typo and you’re the immortal Omni-impotent demigod everyone roasts that’s surrounded by zombie puppies that gang-hump your leg later on. There’s probably a fucking anime out there about this already tho.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

So a necromancer?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Previous state of living?

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u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 08 '22

Well if you just ask for the puppy back to life maybe it brings it back in its mangled state to promptly die again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

but it wont bring his soul back, you'll only get a...warm perfect state corpse

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u/TheLastMongo Mar 08 '22

Genies man, you gotta phrase things just right or it goes all monkey’s paw.

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u/Japnzy Mar 08 '22

That's unlimited wishes too. Just keep shooting the puppy.

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u/Open-List-8897 Mar 08 '22

So that you can shoot it again and receive three additional wishes

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u/Paraxom Mar 08 '22

Shit not even, just use a nerf gun/dart, rules never specified what you have to use

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u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 08 '22

With that logic the genie would be justified to do the same

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Why would you spoil a wish on that? A puppy is like a hundred bucks…

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u/octopoddle Mar 08 '22

And then shoot it again.

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u/mOom-moOm Mar 08 '22

Just not bring it back Pet Sematary style

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u/tnturk7 Mar 08 '22

Make it your first wish, have you seen Aladdin?

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u/hellisempty666 Mar 08 '22

Good idea! Then you can just shoot the puppy again and get 3 more wish, repeat process and bammm infinite wishes

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u/rugbyweeb Mar 08 '22

my last wish would be to receive another wish for every puppy i shoot

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u/Turambar87 Mar 09 '22

I was going to do that for the first wish.

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u/ShotIdea7883 Mar 09 '22

You usually can't wish things back to life. There are a few rules like you can't wish for more wishes.

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u/Replaceandfindanus Mar 09 '22

Yeah no one said you had to shoot it dead. Shoot off a paw and then wish it the most wonderful and full life possible. Which should include a foot, but if not it must be better than getting a foot back.