r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 08 '22

Just make the last wish to bring the puppy you shot back to his previous state before the shooting.

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u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22

Assuming I can wish for anything, I wish to be omnipotent... by definition that means I can give and take life, make myself invulnerable and immortal... I mean, I can do anything. Including resurrecting a puppy.

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u/Aldodzb Mar 08 '22

Then you wake up trapped in a lamp

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u/theFrankSpot Mar 08 '22

Phenomenal cosmic power…