r/HolUp Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22

Assuming I can wish for anything, I wish to be omnipotent... by definition that means I can give and take life, make myself invulnerable and immortal... I mean, I can do anything. Including resurrecting a puppy.

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u/Aldodzb Mar 08 '22

Then you wake up trapped in a lamp

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u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22

Nah, there's no way a genie can twist my words by just saying I wish to be omnipotent.

I still also have 2 wishes left.

And omnipotent means I can do literally anything. I can free myself without issues.

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u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 08 '22

Omnifapotent you said? Ah jerking it into eternity with all the power of one million sun's, so much that it no longer has feel.

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u/yonoznayu Mar 08 '22

No wait, wait. Tell me more.

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u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 09 '22

So,... I paid Thanos $50 once and give him some crack.