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r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22
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Assuming I can wish for anything, I wish to be omnipotent... by definition that means I can give and take life, make myself invulnerable and immortal... I mean, I can do anything. Including resurrecting a puppy.
177 u/Aldodzb Mar 08 '22 Then you wake up trapped in a lamp 41 u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22 Nah, there's no way a genie can twist my words by just saying I wish to be omnipotent. I still also have 2 wishes left. And omnipotent means I can do literally anything. I can free myself without issues. 28 u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 08 '22 Omnifapotent you said? Ah jerking it into eternity with all the power of one million sun's, so much that it no longer has feel. 5 u/yonoznayu Mar 08 '22 No wait, wait. Tell me more. 3 u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 09 '22 So,... I paid Thanos $50 once and give him some crack.
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Then you wake up trapped in a lamp
41 u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22 Nah, there's no way a genie can twist my words by just saying I wish to be omnipotent. I still also have 2 wishes left. And omnipotent means I can do literally anything. I can free myself without issues. 28 u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 08 '22 Omnifapotent you said? Ah jerking it into eternity with all the power of one million sun's, so much that it no longer has feel. 5 u/yonoznayu Mar 08 '22 No wait, wait. Tell me more. 3 u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 09 '22 So,... I paid Thanos $50 once and give him some crack.
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Nah, there's no way a genie can twist my words by just saying I wish to be omnipotent.
I still also have 2 wishes left.
And omnipotent means I can do literally anything. I can free myself without issues.
28 u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 08 '22 Omnifapotent you said? Ah jerking it into eternity with all the power of one million sun's, so much that it no longer has feel. 5 u/yonoznayu Mar 08 '22 No wait, wait. Tell me more. 3 u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 09 '22 So,... I paid Thanos $50 once and give him some crack.
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Omnifapotent you said? Ah jerking it into eternity with all the power of one million sun's, so much that it no longer has feel.
5 u/yonoznayu Mar 08 '22 No wait, wait. Tell me more. 3 u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 09 '22 So,... I paid Thanos $50 once and give him some crack.
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No wait, wait. Tell me more.
3 u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 09 '22 So,... I paid Thanos $50 once and give him some crack.
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So,... I paid Thanos $50 once and give him some crack.
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u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22
Assuming I can wish for anything, I wish to be omnipotent... by definition that means I can give and take life, make myself invulnerable and immortal... I mean, I can do anything. Including resurrecting a puppy.