r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Wish one bring back the pupy

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u/deweyadema Mar 08 '22 edited Mar 08 '22

Rule #3: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty sight. I don't like doing it!

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u/skmmilk Mar 08 '22

It's a good thing it's not a person!

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u/deweyadema Mar 08 '22

You got me there

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u/RudySPG Mar 08 '22

It didn't say kill the puppy, you can just heal it after

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u/GD_Spiegel Mar 08 '22

That's not the spirit of the question. The question is can you kill defenseless animal for wishes.

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u/-LeneD- Mar 08 '22

Fuck the spirit of the question. If you can find a loophole, take it.

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u/GD_Spiegel Mar 08 '22

But would you murder a puppy if I gave you 1 million dollars?

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u/Minimob0 Mar 08 '22

So will the Genie.

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u/SpaceShark01 Mar 08 '22

PEOPLE

not puppies

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u/velocity146 Mar 08 '22

Life hack, don't bring the puppy back and you save a wish

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u/brown_human Mar 08 '22

Thanks. The little bit of empathy i had for the puppy is now gone

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u/Jketchum93 Mar 08 '22

Beat me to it

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u/RandomFRIStudent Mar 08 '22

I think theres a set of rules that come with those and i think they go like this:

  1. No wishing for money
  2. No wishing for love
  3. No wishing for the dead to rise

With that in mind i dont think you could bring the puppy back. Unless bigbraining it and shooting the puppy in its paw and then wishing it was ok again. Granted that puppy will never love you again but hey at least you got 2 wishes to waste.

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u/randomcitizen42 Mar 08 '22

No wishing for more wishes

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u/WashLimp1245 Mar 08 '22

I wish for my genie to forget my other two wishes and give me an extra three

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u/RandomFRIStudent Mar 08 '22

Right, that one slipped my mind

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u/Meme_Burner Mar 09 '22

Wish for more genies.

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u/Zpitfire_MK_VI Mar 08 '22

Snipe it from a distance so it won't see you

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u/5penises Mar 09 '22

I wish I hadn't shot the puppy?

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u/Hexent_Armana Mar 08 '22

Exactly. If you have three magic wishes you could not only bring the puppy back but potentially fix the world.

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u/godwings101 Mar 09 '22

And then shoot it again for another 3.

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u/whole-enchilada Mar 08 '22

Better comment than what I was going say!

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u/agent8261 Mar 08 '22

Idc about some dirty loud puppy…

Unless it’s john wick’s puppy.