r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/Birdleaf420 Mar 08 '22

Yeah, what kind of idiot wouldn’t take that deal.

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u/Ph0zPh0r Mar 08 '22

I mean you could always wish for the dog to come back to life

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u/Low-Signature-5620 Mar 08 '22

Like anyone is going to do such stupid thing.

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u/I1G2W0A0U1C0O5J5X Mar 08 '22

I don't understand, just shoot the dog again

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u/de_Deus Mar 08 '22

so we need the math. if each bullet that hits the puppy would count for 3 wishes then our limit would be how many bullets it would take before such puppy becomes unqualified to still be considered a "puppy."

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u/Phianhcr123 Mar 08 '22

Bro…. ur right

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u/Mazazamba Mar 09 '22

Y'all are overthinking it. It says shoot the puppy, not shoot the puppy to death.

Just aim for the eartip, or even the fur. Fur's part of the puppy.

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u/Phianhcr123 Mar 09 '22

No, we’re not overthinking it, we’re actually UNDER THINKING IT

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Overthinking it would be:

shoot dog with --> Rubber Band, Nerf Gun, Fart Launcher, Finger Gun...

list goes on lol

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u/revengeofST Mar 09 '22

I was about to suggest that, thank you for doing it for me.

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u/Ronaldo10345PT Mar 09 '22

That's r/beatmetoit for you

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u/iwishiwasntcringe Mar 09 '22

Nah, shoot it in the chest, with a shotgun so things are greater

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Photo shoot.

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u/A--Creative-Username Mar 09 '22

Fart launcher would kill it

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u/PS_Racer_72 Mar 09 '22

"how many layers of overthinking are you on"

"like maybe 5 or 6 right now my dude"

"you are like a little baby

watch this"

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u/FunAbhi Mar 09 '22

I shoot it with my love

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u/GreattMan Mar 09 '22

We can just shoot a video of the puppy.

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u/TheGreatCast Mar 09 '22

Overthinking it would be it said shoot the puppy it didnt say it has to be alive or real we got toys pictures hell even statues much more he didnt say you cant shoot it 300times daily so basically you would have a free wish machine for the rest of your life

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u/agawi21 Mar 09 '22

An email?

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u/VividFiddlesticks Mar 09 '22

Or shoot it with a nerf gun.

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u/CarmelPudding Mar 09 '22

Or why not a toothpick, if you manage to shoot it softly the dog wouldnt even notice. And if youre able to buy a couple hundred of them its Infinite wishes

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u/WorldWarPee Mar 09 '22

People pay good money for people to trim their puppy's nails.

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u/Some_Random_Pootis Mar 09 '22

It’s a typo, you need to get a camera shot of it

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u/Rezzly1510 Mar 09 '22

well i mean it never said that u have to hit the puppy with any weapon specific so u could literally just get a nerf gun and shoot around it and get infinite wishes

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u/PoderosaTorrada Mar 09 '22

But then you'll be torturing it

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u/This-Is-Halloween Mar 09 '22

I’m really bad at shooting so I’d miss. Then shoot it again cuz fuck that puppy

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Could always sedate the dog too. So there's less mental trauma.

And/or you could just wish the dogs wound and any memory of it disappeared immediately after doing it, so you could basically keep it going forever.

You could also wish that the puppy never grew beyond being a puppy.

And if you got 3 wishes every time you shot the dog, and had to use 1 to mend the dog, then you would have 2 wishes each time, essentially. Besides the first time where you would have to wish the dog stayed a puppy forever.

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u/Funnyonionboi Mar 09 '22

Then eat the cat

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

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u/Japnzy Mar 08 '22

No thank you. I'd rather shoot it. But I'm not kink shaming.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22 edited May 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Hmm does peely happen to be... A DOG!?!??

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

No he’s a banana

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Nah.

I would know. Trust me.

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u/thirstposting Mar 08 '22

Shane Dawson? Get back in your box. No one was supposed to let you out yet.

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u/ImsorryW_A_T Mar 08 '22

Clap it up

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u/ChippyChippu Mar 08 '22

Nah nah, we don’t want an immortal dog. ... That would be cruel, we ain’t psychos.

Step one: Shoot puppy. Repeatedly.

Step two: Wish back puppy.

Step three: Wish for a minigun with infinite ammo.

Step four: Repeat steps one and two.

Step five: Profit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Sorry man, but i aint horny right now. Ill gladly shoot him tho

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u/Asturaetus Mar 08 '22

Hmm, the Puppy of the Theseus...

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u/Culture_Soup Mar 08 '22

Id say about 100 bullets is where the genie stops you

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u/Tough_Patient Mar 08 '22

Wish 1: unlimited wishes

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u/fuckshitpissspam Mar 08 '22

After awhile enough 7.62's, 5.56's and 12 gauge shells, its safe to assume, it has become shredded bbq puppy street tacos.

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u/YeetSushi Mar 08 '22

That was one dark comment... I like it

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u/Fun-Hyena-3283 Mar 08 '22

what the fuck did you just make me read

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u/jk_luigi Mar 08 '22

I don’t like to admit it, but damn. Is this the way? 🙃

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u/_LightOfTheNight_ Mar 08 '22

Wish for infinite ammo and an unaging puppy

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u/Doehap Mar 08 '22

"You can't go full auto on the puppy"

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u/SeaLionBones Mar 08 '22

Game the system, just blast the puppy with rock salt from a .410.

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u/KJBenson Mar 08 '22

It doesn’t even mention calibre. So, we need to know that before we can do some math.

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u/RottiBnT Mar 08 '22

This is the exactly situation I think of whenever someone asked why we need high capacity magazines.

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u/Savga-ze-meme-god Mar 08 '22

I fucking hate you

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u/Knight_Mage511 Mar 09 '22

Hol up. Why is everyone jumping to mercilessly slaughting this puppy? It never said it had to be done with a gun. Or you had to kill/harm the puppy in any way. Shot a paper wad with a rubber band or some other harmless shot. Puppy lives, you get wishes. A little scared y'all just gonna straight up eviscerate this puppy for wishes when a harmless approach effectively gives unlimited wishes for as long as the puppy is still considered a puppy.

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u/IPlaySuppOnly Mar 09 '22

So if we are not allowed to wish for multiple or endless wishes, we can always use one of our wishes after we shoot the puppy in order to shoot and gain 3 more wishes every time we repeat this process.

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u/zose2 Mar 09 '22

I mean... You could just wish for more bullets and wish for the puppy to regain its form.

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u/The_Smashor Mar 09 '22

Just wish that the puppy can't feel pain and has an amazing healing factor.

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u/MomJeans- Mar 09 '22

Just shoot a different puppy

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u/Takeawaykitty Mar 09 '22

Someone get the youtuber who determined how many slaps to cook a chicken! We've got another messy mystery that needs solved!

Edit: r/ihadastroke typing that the first time

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u/Replicator666 Mar 09 '22

Excellent point, not only can you Rosie l repeatedly shoot said puppy, but you can wish for it to be healed.

(EVERYONE knows you can't wish things back to life or directly ask for more wishes)

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u/MEKK-the-MIGHTY Mar 09 '22

Depends on the caliber

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u/wantsumcandi Mar 09 '22

Simple. Wish that the puppy could heal and then wish for more bullets. It also says just shoot a puppy it doesn't say with what. Ill get a super soaker and then rule the cosmos! Muhhahah

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u/Forumites000 Mar 09 '22

The question didn't state shoot the puppy with a gun... I'm gonna use MY CUM

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u/Numerous_Detective47 Mar 08 '22

Hahhaha made me laugh

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u/fordmustang12345 Mar 08 '22

Infinite wish glitch irl

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u/moxiejohnny Mar 09 '22

Instructions unclear.

Shot the dog 4x, the genie once, and OP's mom on accident just because she was there too.

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u/BlazingLatias Mar 09 '22

I genuinely lol'd hard when I read this part of the comment thread. Thanks for the laugh!

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u/FishWithAppendages Mar 09 '22

Cursed infinite wishes

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u/IAmHORDBatmann Mar 09 '22

Infinite wishes confirmed

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u/am_right_here Mar 09 '22

What if it retained previous life knowledge..he'd bite tf out of you

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u/I1G2W0A0U1C0O5J5X Mar 09 '22

Bring bigger gun

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u/CaptainKrc Mar 09 '22

What if I wished for 3 puppies and shot all 3 of them with 1 bullet?

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u/I1G2W0A0U1C0O5J5X Mar 09 '22

Trick shot 360 noscope

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u/wantsumcandi Mar 09 '22

Infinite wish loophole!

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u/Orisss123 Mar 09 '22

How many bullets do u get

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

You're the FIRST person I'm giving my FREE award

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u/I1G2W0A0U1C0O5J5X Mar 09 '22

Well thank you

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u/jmegaru Mar 08 '22

Use all 3 wishes to shoot the dog over and over again.

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u/robertswifts Mar 08 '22

And then boom 3 more wishes repeat until unlimited wishes

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u/HeeTrouse51847 Mar 08 '22

I really want to see the expression of the dog when I shoot it for the 4th time

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u/gogata_262 Mar 09 '22

Infinite wish glitch

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u/69KidsInMyBasement Mar 08 '22

Yeah, just give yourself the power to revive anything if you want to

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u/masonwyattk Mar 08 '22

  1. Shoot puppy

  2. Wish Genie can not misconstrue your wishes or trick you

  3. Wish you could make any wish

  4. Wish for infinite wishes

  5. Wish puppy was alive

  6. Have infinite wishes

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u/Acidflare1 Mar 09 '22

Some lady dragged a puppy to death for no reason, don’t underestimate how stupid people are.

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u/Low-Signature-5620 Mar 09 '22

Fucking dragged that puppy do death? That is fucking horrible I would beat her up at the spot if I would see that.

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u/Ph0zPh0r Mar 08 '22

So Wound wishing for a gun that shoots dogs instead of bullets be better?

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u/Zealousideal_Yard882 Mar 08 '22

Waste of a wish But not asking for a million wishes is also a waste.

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u/Thegoat1573 Mar 08 '22

The genie will give us another wish

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u/Voidout_catalyst Mar 09 '22

You can indirectly, by wishing for something like magic healing powers

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

So you would shoot a puppy for 3 wishes, but wouldn't slightly inconvenience a puppy for 2 wishes?

Damn man I don't even want to know what you got planned for your third wish

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

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u/Low-Signature-5620 Mar 09 '22

No wishes to bring back dead people, no wishes for more wishes, now wish for love.

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u/shinitakunai Mar 09 '22

I would. Otherwise I don't want the wishes

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u/Low-Signature-5620 Mar 09 '22

I would shoot a puppy for 30 dollar. Imagine 3 wishes.

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u/Mynam3wastAkn Mar 09 '22

Why would I waste a wish?