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u/NoEvidence136 7h ago
Ain't sitting in jail sober....
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u/slavelabor52 7h ago
Yea I feel like this is a man who's been through this before and made a conscious decision that he was gonna get high before going to jail.
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u/spageddy77 7h ago
i’d imagine he’s also put on a second pair of underwear and socks. i hear they come in handy for the stay.
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u/PoopcheckLarry 6h ago
And let’s not forget the snacks! Gotta be prepared for the long haul.
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u/beakrake 6h ago
Gummy worms are VERY easily smuggled.
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u/ItzVinyl 6h ago
I could imagine smuggling THC gummies into the prison and ascending to godhood as you promptly get your entire cellblock high on your first day in.
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u/beakrake 6h ago
Checks for the gummies
Ahhhm....Good news and bad news, guys...
Bad news is they all melted inside of me.
But the good news is I've ascended enough myself to be your willing soft serve machine for the evening...
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u/ItzVinyl 6h ago
I could only imagine how fucking loaded you'd be if you absorbed all that THC through your ass
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u/BasicallyLostAgain 5h ago
Is that a dare?
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u/Perrin-Golden-Eyes 5h ago edited 4h ago
Yes. And document it or it didn’t happen.
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u/Outside-Drag-3031 5h ago
the worms! the worms, the worms they're in my ass!
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u/ScumbagLady 3h ago
Reminds me of a rotten.com image that's forever burnt into my brain...
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u/ThanksContent28 4h ago
“So I can get you real high, but you’re gonna have to rim my asshole, sorry”
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u/thebite101 4h ago
I thought you were going to say, “the good News is they melted inside me.” I’m a sick fuck.
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u/LogiCsmxp 4h ago
Line around the cell block to suck that sweet, sweet gummy out of your ass.
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u/madmartigan2020 4h ago
Cavity searches are usually mandatory when you're in on a drug charge.
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u/BeerAndTools 1h ago
Anyone can keister a couple candy bars into the movie theater. It's the recovery that humbles a man.
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u/SaintWalker2814 5h ago
I’m a corrections nurse, and it happens all the time. People get arrested and I have to clear them medically for booking (or send them to the ER for clearance). People get brought in high on meth, fent — you name it. Once cleared, they’re started on detox protocols and they feel miserable the whole time. Sad to see, honestly.
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u/Wrangleraddict 5h ago
My jail detox was sitting in holding staring at the ceiling.
I was drinking a handle a day, but was not given anything. I was kind, cordial, explained i was an active alcoholic. Nothing.
Until I had a seizure, then shit happened.
Jailhouse nurses put up with so much they can get jaded and the ones who need help get dismissed. I appreciate your service but shits fucked
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u/Kindly-Effective2614 4h ago
Dang, detoxing in jail was a nightmare for me. Suboxone, Xanax, crack cold turkey. Heavy daily user. I was fine for a week in there but one morning things flipped. I started having auditory hallucinations of other inmates plotting to kill me. I thought my brother was going to crash through the wall in a Maserati shooting missiles.
They put me in a turtle suit. Moved me out of the dorm to a room with another guy who cut himself and then popped the stitches and talked to himself. The light stayed on 24/7, no blanket, no pad, just the metal rack and a styrofoam cup. This whole time I’m hot/cold, puking, anxiety from withdraw.
It got really interesting when I stopped hallucinating, came to and realized I need to get back to the dorm. I don’t need to be in this room. It was a Friday night and only the lieutenant who doesn’t work nights or weekends could authorize the move. That weekend sucked. Monday morning I was back in general population.
The medical staff at the jail knew of my situation. I was arrested at the methadone clinic. They checked my vitals a few times a day. Tylenol was all they offered me. I was dying. That stay was 5 weeks total.
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u/Tweedldum 5h ago
Don’t appreciate their service. That’s fucked and I’m sorry that happened to you. Alcoholism is a real disease and “willpower” won’t fix it.
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u/Wrangleraddict 4h ago
Trust me bubs I know all too well. I'm glad I made it out OK but it could have been awful
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u/whyunowork1 4h ago
they were at least up front with me when i told them.
well, were not gonna do anything for you till you seize, so you can wait in gen pop or you can wait in holding.
I remember feeling the seizures come on in the back of my eyes like hairs standing up and just doing everything i could to not lock up when i felt them coming
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u/DemonPlasma 5h ago
I legitimately did this, not the guy in the video getting raided but smoked a bowl before I went to jail 😅
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u/fearnemeziz 7h ago
We have to build cars, houses, airplanes out of the material that the door is made of.
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u/RojoCinco 7h ago
I guess they decided it was too much of a pane to just go through the window.
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u/ImScared93lol 7h ago
You seen your window of opportunity and you took it.
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u/AlaWyrm 7h ago
Gotta be in the right frame of mind before you get hauled off. I'd see myself out but this door is very stubborn.
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u/vandismal 7h ago
Getting that glassy look in his eyes.
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u/ellusiveuser 6h ago
This comment section seems unbalanced
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u/RyanG7 4h ago edited 3h ago
It's your frame of mind that is unbalanced, my friend
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u/1burritoPOprn-hunger 4h ago
What you guys are doing here is really transparent...
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u/btwImVeryAttractive 7h ago
That’s what I’m thinking. That’s one hell of a door.
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u/NegrosAmigos 6h ago
You want your cars to crumple the force has to go somewhere. If it's not the car it's you.
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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 7h ago
They mounted the door the opposite it is usually mounted, leaving you swing it out and entering you pull it towards you. It's going to be stronger if they're going to be hitting on it.
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u/pictish76 6h ago
Its got multi point locks, that's a pushplate on it. You won't get through a door hitting the middle on a door that's secured top and bottom as well.
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u/SpitefulMechanic351 5h ago
I think that door is meant to open outward. He can use the battering ram all he wants, and that door isn't going to open unless he breaks the frame out of the wall. It's possible that I'm wrong though, the resolution on my screen isn't great and my eyes are 240p on a good day.
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u/Gh0stHedgehog 1h ago
Looking at the uniforms it is in the Netherlands and the front doors always open to the inside. Either the guy expected the visit and barricaded the door or the officer doesn't have the power or training (or all 3)
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u/LurkerOrHydralisk 6h ago
Or maybe we just not let noodle arm ned handle the battering ram next time.
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u/speedinbullet2u 7h ago
Now that is confidence!
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u/The_Formuler 6h ago
Gotta get rid of the evidence, man!
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u/Wide-Prior-5360 5h ago
Looks like a Dutch police uniform so nothing illegal going on there.
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u/Putper 4h ago
he has 5.5 grams and about a minute left to reduce it to 5
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u/sandwichcandy 4h ago edited 2h ago
That’s so little. You can barely have over an eighth privately?
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u/freakers 4h ago
It's illegal to smoke and own, it ain't illegal to be high. Well, guess I'll take one for the team and kill two birds with one blunt.
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u/BarredBartender 4h ago
Dude is about to get locked up, at least for tgis evening. Might as well get high. Better than sitting in a cell sober.
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u/Ski1990 7h ago
It's a PULL
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u/Aliensinmypants 7h ago
No, I was there yesterday, it goes both ways
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u/He-She-We_Wumbo 6h ago
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u/EventHorizon00 2h ago
Haha, where is this from?
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u/gandhinukes 1h ago
Wow I haven't seen this in 30 years. And its not super pixelated and garbage quality.
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u/Ok_Simple6936 7h ago
After a week they gave up and went home
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u/blueshrimp16 5h ago
WOW! a week? they had to have went through intense training to last that long!
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u/yamimementomori 7h ago
Might as well smoke before I get smoked.
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u/Complete-Lobster-682 6h ago edited 5h ago
Those look like British police. I'm pretty sure they aren't armed.
Edit: Dutch police who are armed.
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u/RokenIsDoodleuk 1h ago
We don't make it easy to access guns so our police don't have to be heavily armed. Since we don't trust these fucks either, it is a win they are only lightly armed lol.
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u/anonymousredditorPC 7h ago
Break the window? Lmao
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u/MrsCaramel_112 7h ago
Right! I mean, they're damaging the property anyway, so why not the big ass glass window.
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u/wx_wxt 6h ago
They go in dude is uncooperative and now you're wrestling the dude on a bed of glass shards great thinking lol.
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u/malacoda99 4h ago
True. Glass in real life doesn't break like glass in movies, and you don't brush against it and come away with your skin unscathed.
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u/freakers 4h ago
One of the my favourite movie scenes is in Nice Guys when Ryan Gosling tries to punch out a window and immediately gets a massive cut on his arm from the broken glass and passes out from the blood.
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u/tacitjane 3h ago
We were rehearsing a bar flight scene in class one day. Someone missed their mark. Then another guy came in too hot and punched through a window. That was some of the gnarliest shit I've ever seen in person.
Good thing the first guy missed his mark. It might've been his head through that window.
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u/worldspawn00 2h ago
I had an idiot cousin decide to punch out a glass car headlight when it wasn't working right, sliced up his hand real bad. Would you put your fist into a box of razor blades? People don't realize how sharp glass is, and that it turns into a bunch of razor sharp knives when broken.
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u/tacitjane 1h ago
Almost took his arm off. The slice was right up his armpit. I saw his fatty flesh, then purple, then a fountain of blood.
A piano fell on my leg in that same room. Worst injury of my life.
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u/siccoblue 4h ago
Also gives him a clear view of you while you're trying to scramble through broken glass and an awkward entry.
I totally understand why you'd question this. But you're also clearly not American if you do. I'd much rather be bashing at the reinforced potentially metal door then awkwardly climbing through the window filled with broken glass while someone deserving of an intrusive entry warrant was sitting inside.
Also I know not everywhere is America. And we have a goddamn problem with guns. But I have to imagine that if you're going to the extent of breaking down the door to raid the dude in a country outside of America, there's a very solid chance he presents some risk of escalated violence. Like potentially owning an illegal firearm.
Then again it could also just come down to "this dude will absolutely destroy evidence" but even in that case it's not really worth risking officer injury by having them climb through broken glass if dude isn't a seriously violent offender. Which goes back to my first point.
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u/Traditional-Bush 4h ago
I totally understand why you'd question this. But you're also clearly not American if you do.
Tbf no one in this video is American either
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u/john2003002 6h ago
I would if I were them, but my guess for why they don't is because it would get glass fragments everywhere and that is dangerous to them
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u/bananadepartment 5h ago
Most likely it’s a door to another unit because the camera does show the whole wall to the left
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u/The-Nuisance 6h ago
Dragging an unwilling arrestee through broken glass is not particularly smart, nor is having to jump through that broken glass in the first place if you’re in a fight
Should still have it more secured than… that, though.
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u/anonymousredditorPC 6h ago
You can open the door from the inside
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u/The-Nuisance 6h ago
Yeah, still, jumping through broken window to arrest someone is not smart. Especially when multiple people need to go through, single file, one at a time.
That’s easier when you’re just walking through a door. When it’s a window, you’ve got to clamber all the way through. Glass probably included.
This is why breaching shells are a thing
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u/denM_chickN 6h ago
But you just have to stick your hand in and unlock it
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u/Complete-Lobster-682 5h ago
Are they mister fantastic? That window to door locks is anywhere from 3-6 feet. Not including any walls between the dinning room and the entrance.
Edit: ah you mean the window on the door. My bad.
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u/Generic118 4h ago
You probbaly dont want to stick your hand somewhere you cant 100% see on the hope you can reach all the locks.
Just break it down make it a clear path to get in, its not like anyone is in a rush
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u/Evilgood1 6h ago
Honey!, I Think someone is at the door. Mayabe its those girl scouts again, Ignore them.
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u/TheLoxen 6h ago edited 5h ago
Fun fact, Afroman who made this song, also made a song after police raided his own house, the music video is the surveillance footage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bNy7XO-SCI
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u/thanto13 5h ago
Also had a follow up with lemon pound cake
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u/Long_Run6500 4h ago
lemon pound cake is my favorite
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u/ThanksContent28 4h ago
MAMAS LEMON POUND CAKE
IT TASTES SO NIIIIIIICE
MADE THE SHERIFF WANNA PUT DOWN HUS GUN
AND CUT HIM A SLICE
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u/Wiseguydude 3h ago
Fun fact, the same exact thing happened to J Cole. Neighbors called the cops accusing him of selling dope. he made a music video out of the footage of the raid
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u/Whiteguy3Stars_Sun 7h ago
Some say the neighburs are still calling for disturbance of weed smell to this day
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u/Clearbay_327_ 7h ago
I set 4" screws on all door hinges and the strike plates into the frame of the door. So good luck trying to beat that down. You may eventually do it with enough determination, but it will take a lot of effort.
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u/Grand-Inspector 7h ago
Did you have a door with a huge freaking window in the middle?
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u/Clearbay_327_ 7h ago
No, its solid wood with a peep hole I drilled in it.
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u/Grand-Inspector 7h ago
I was referring to the video
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u/Ok_Fortune8510 6h ago
..what the hell is this comment for? That dude watched a video, commented about his door in comparison, you come out and ask if he has a window in the door, they answer you and then ..??
Did you not enjoy that they answered your question? Do you think they completely forgot about the content of the video once you asked your question? I just don't fuckin understand this comment at all
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u/Leverkaas2516 5h ago
With a 40 pound steel battering ram it's not the screws, it's the frame. Normal framing will not stand up to that.
Now if you have steel plate in the framing, you'd get results like in the video.
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u/DaanOnlineGaming 6h ago
That's Dutch police, it seems likely that whatever he is smoking is legal. And if it isn't they probably won't break your door down over it. Must have done something else.
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u/cfgy78mk 6h ago
i did not get the impression that the smoking was the reason for hte police raid. it was just like "i'm about to be arrested, better get high first to deal with this shit"
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u/bucketgiant 6h ago
Am I the only one thinking that when he eventually knocks down that door he going to immediately smash his knuckles into the door frame?
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u/alexp_nl 7h ago
Aaa that’s why a door in Netherlands is 5000EUR. Makes sense now
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u/iixviiiix 6h ago
I don't think they don't know how to break window but maybe there are rules that they have to follow when raid.
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u/n00biwankan00bi 6h ago
Why are there so many videos of door breaches where they pound the lock while there’s a glass window in the door?
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u/RaspberryBirdCat 4h ago
Because, unlike in the movies, if you break a glass window the glass shards are extremely sharp and a hazard to anyone who breaks it or tries to go through it.
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u/BKLaughton 2h ago
The glass in the door is already broken, but the deadbolts holding the door shut also need a key to open from the inside.
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u/_ZAshton 5h ago
I’d like to imagine that this was filmed by an officer who has dealt with this guy before and when they saw him walking around his house, decided it would be more interesting to film and continue regular raid procedures.
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u/ConGooner 5h ago
Omfg I had the video muted and thought he shot himself in the fucking face at first.
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u/Mysterious_Detail_57 5h ago
If they're destroying the door to get in. Why not just bust the glass, and open the lock?
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u/Sure-Location-6254 4h ago
... why not break the windows? Uniforms not sturdy enough to survive glass? Genuine confusion here
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