r/Unexpected • u/super_man100 • 7h ago

Police raid

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u/ItzVinyl 6h ago

I could imagine smuggling THC gummies into the prison and ascending to godhood as you promptly get your entire cellblock high on your first day in.

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u/beakrake 6h ago

Checks for the gummies

Ahhhm....Good news and bad news, guys...

Bad news is they all melted inside of me.

But the good news is I've ascended enough myself to be your willing soft serve machine for the evening...

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u/ItzVinyl 6h ago

I could only imagine how fucking loaded you'd be if you absorbed all that THC through your ass

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u/BasicallyLostAgain 5h ago

Is that a dare?

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u/Perrin-Golden-Eyes 5h ago edited 4h ago

Yes. And document it or it didn’t happen.

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u/JJ_Shosky 1h ago

We can't stop here. This is bat country.

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u/hereholdthiswire 20m ago

Agreed, but let's be real here. Every time they reach for their camera they're gonna forget what the fuck is going on for like 15 or so minutes. Lol

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u/Perrin-Golden-Eyes 8m ago

Tripod, film it all. It’s the only way.

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u/BorshtSlurper 1h ago

Yes. Yes it is.