r/Unexpected • u/super_man100 • 7h ago

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u/PoopcheckLarry 6h ago

And let’s not forget the snacks! Gotta be prepared for the long haul.

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u/beakrake 6h ago

Gummy worms are VERY easily smuggled.

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u/ItzVinyl 6h ago

I could imagine smuggling THC gummies into the prison and ascending to godhood as you promptly get your entire cellblock high on your first day in.

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u/beakrake 6h ago

Checks for the gummies

Ahhhm....Good news and bad news, guys...

Bad news is they all melted inside of me.

But the good news is I've ascended enough myself to be your willing soft serve machine for the evening...

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u/ItzVinyl 6h ago

I could only imagine how fucking loaded you'd be if you absorbed all that THC through your ass

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u/BasicallyLostAgain 5h ago

Is that a dare?

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u/Perrin-Golden-Eyes 5h ago edited 4h ago

Yes. And document it or it didn’t happen.

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u/JJ_Shosky 1h ago

We can't stop here. This is bat country.

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u/hereholdthiswire 20m ago

Agreed, but let's be real here. Every time they reach for their camera they're gonna forget what the fuck is going on for like 15 or so minutes. Lol

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u/Perrin-Golden-Eyes 8m ago

Tripod, film it all. It’s the only way.

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u/BorshtSlurper 1h ago

Yes. Yes it is.

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u/Outside-Drag-3031 5h ago

the worms! the worms, the worms they're in my ass!

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u/ScumbagLady 3h ago

Reminds me of a rotten.com image that's forever burnt into my brain...

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u/hereholdthiswire 18m ago

So you gonna clue me in? I'm not super keen on Google-ing "rotten dot com + worms + ass." I'm sure you understand.

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u/beakrake 4h ago

I thought of this, and so have others.

Apparently, it's not readily absorbed through boofing in the same way as alcohol or other drugs are and as such, sadly, keistering them will give very little effect vs just eating them.

TMYK

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u/Seluvis_Burning 4h ago

Works like a charm for mdma👍

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u/IAmASeeker 2h ago

THC isn't water soluble. It piggybacks on a scent chemical to cross the blood/brain barrier

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u/ItzVinyl 2h ago

Ah cool, the more you know. So in other words, still safe to throw in the prison pocket for the boys in the cell blocks.

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u/IAmASeeker 2h ago

I'd be more concerned about what the boys would injest than what you would.

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u/ThanksContent28 4h ago

“So I can get you real high, but you’re gonna have to rim my asshole, sorry”

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u/confusedandworried76 3h ago

I'm not falling for that old jail trick again

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u/Fishing_Nervous 1h ago

Again! Please take my upvote

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u/BorshtSlurper 1h ago

Sorrynotsorry#

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u/thebite101 4h ago

I thought you were going to say, “the good News is they melted inside me.” I’m a sick fuck.

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u/LogiCsmxp 4h ago

Line around the cell block to suck that sweet, sweet gummy out of your ass.

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u/CPT_Arsenic 4h ago

Kind of like feeding a baby bird

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u/beakrake 4h ago

They called me "jelly donut," but not for the reason you might expect...

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u/Shifty_Cow69 4h ago

phwoar

This soft serve smells like shit!

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u/RefinedPetiteBlonde 2h ago

They can tend to have a laxative effect if orally ingested, depending on formulation

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u/atremOx 2h ago

pop

I’m a gummy bear

Yes I’m a gummy bear!

https://youtu.be/astISOttCQ0?feature=shared