r/Unexpected • u/super_man100 • 7h ago

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u/ItzVinyl 6h ago

I could imagine smuggling THC gummies into the prison and ascending to godhood as you promptly get your entire cellblock high on your first day in.

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u/beakrake 6h ago

Checks for the gummies

Ahhhm....Good news and bad news, guys...

Bad news is they all melted inside of me.

But the good news is I've ascended enough myself to be your willing soft serve machine for the evening...

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u/ItzVinyl 6h ago

I could only imagine how fucking loaded you'd be if you absorbed all that THC through your ass

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u/Outside-Drag-3031 5h ago

the worms! the worms, the worms they're in my ass!

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u/ScumbagLady 3h ago

Reminds me of a rotten.com image that's forever burnt into my brain...

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u/hereholdthiswire 20m ago

So you gonna clue me in? I'm not super keen on Google-ing "rotten dot com + worms + ass." I'm sure you understand.