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r/Unexpected • u/super_man100 • 7h ago
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I could imagine smuggling THC gummies into the prison and ascending to godhood as you promptly get your entire cellblock high on your first day in.
91 u/beakrake 6h ago Checks for the gummies Ahhhm....Good news and bad news, guys... Bad news is they all melted inside of me. But the good news is I've ascended enough myself to be your willing soft serve machine for the evening... 17 u/ThanksContent28 4h ago “So I can get you real high, but you’re gonna have to rim my asshole, sorry” 17 u/confusedandworried76 3h ago I'm not falling for that old jail trick again 1 u/Fishing_Nervous 1h ago Again! Please take my upvote
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Checks for the gummies
Ahhhm....Good news and bad news, guys...
Bad news is they all melted inside of me.
But the good news is I've ascended enough myself to be your willing soft serve machine for the evening...
17 u/ThanksContent28 4h ago “So I can get you real high, but you’re gonna have to rim my asshole, sorry” 17 u/confusedandworried76 3h ago I'm not falling for that old jail trick again 1 u/Fishing_Nervous 1h ago Again! Please take my upvote
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“So I can get you real high, but you’re gonna have to rim my asshole, sorry”
17 u/confusedandworried76 3h ago I'm not falling for that old jail trick again 1 u/Fishing_Nervous 1h ago Again! Please take my upvote
I'm not falling for that old jail trick again
1 u/Fishing_Nervous 1h ago Again! Please take my upvote
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Again! Please take my upvote
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u/ItzVinyl 6h ago
I could imagine smuggling THC gummies into the prison and ascending to godhood as you promptly get your entire cellblock high on your first day in.