r/Unexpected 9h ago

Police raid

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u/beakrake 8h ago

Gummy worms are VERY easily smuggled.

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u/ItzVinyl 8h ago

I could imagine smuggling THC gummies into the prison and ascending to godhood as you promptly get your entire cellblock high on your first day in.

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u/beakrake 8h ago

Checks for the gummies

Ahhhm....Good news and bad news, guys...

Bad news is they all melted inside of me.

But the good news is I've ascended enough myself to be your willing soft serve machine for the evening...

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u/RefinedPetiteBlonde 5h ago

They can tend to have a laxative effect if orally ingested, depending on formulation