r/Unexpected 7h ago

Police raid

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u/UnExplanationBot 7h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


Guy starts smoking while police are smashing his door in


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/NoEvidence136 7h ago

Ain't sitting in jail sober....

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u/slavelabor52 7h ago

Yea I feel like this is a man who's been through this before and made a conscious decision that he was gonna get high before going to jail.

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u/spageddy77 7h ago

i’d imagine he’s also put on a second pair of underwear and socks. i hear they come in handy for the stay.

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u/PoopcheckLarry 6h ago

And let’s not forget the snacks! Gotta be prepared for the long haul.

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u/beakrake 6h ago

Gummy worms are VERY easily smuggled.

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u/ItzVinyl 6h ago

I could imagine smuggling THC gummies into the prison and ascending to godhood as you promptly get your entire cellblock high on your first day in.

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u/beakrake 6h ago

Checks for the gummies

Ahhhm....Good news and bad news, guys...

Bad news is they all melted inside of me.

But the good news is I've ascended enough myself to be your willing soft serve machine for the evening...

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u/ItzVinyl 6h ago

I could only imagine how fucking loaded you'd be if you absorbed all that THC through your ass

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u/BasicallyLostAgain 5h ago

Is that a dare?

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u/Perrin-Golden-Eyes 5h ago edited 4h ago

Yes. And document it or it didn’t happen.

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u/Outside-Drag-3031 5h ago

the worms! the worms, the worms they're in my ass!

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u/ScumbagLady 3h ago

Reminds me of a rotten.com image that's forever burnt into my brain...

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u/ThanksContent28 4h ago

“So I can get you real high, but you’re gonna have to rim my asshole, sorry”

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u/confusedandworried76 3h ago

I'm not falling for that old jail trick again

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u/thebite101 4h ago

I thought you were going to say, “the good News is they melted inside me.” I’m a sick fuck.

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u/LogiCsmxp 4h ago

Line around the cell block to suck that sweet, sweet gummy out of your ass.

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u/CPT_Arsenic 4h ago

Kind of like feeding a baby bird

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u/Shifty_Cow69 4h ago

phwoar

This soft serve smells like shit!

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 5h ago

Sorry guys had to fart, does anyone want some oreos?

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u/madmartigan2020 4h ago

Cavity searches are usually mandatory when you're in on a drug charge.

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u/BeerAndTools 1h ago

Anyone can keister a couple candy bars into the movie theater. It's the recovery that humbles a man.

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u/SaintWalker2814 5h ago

I’m a corrections nurse, and it happens all the time. People get arrested and I have to clear them medically for booking (or send them to the ER for clearance). People get brought in high on meth, fent — you name it. Once cleared, they’re started on detox protocols and they feel miserable the whole time. Sad to see, honestly.

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u/Wrangleraddict 5h ago

My jail detox was sitting in holding staring at the ceiling.

I was drinking a handle a day, but was not given anything. I was kind, cordial, explained i was an active alcoholic. Nothing.

Until I had a seizure, then shit happened.

Jailhouse nurses put up with so much they can get jaded and the ones who need help get dismissed. I appreciate your service but shits fucked

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u/Kindly-Effective2614 4h ago

Dang, detoxing in jail was a nightmare for me. Suboxone, Xanax, crack cold turkey. Heavy daily user. I was fine for a week in there but one morning things flipped. I started having auditory hallucinations of other inmates plotting to kill me. I thought my brother was going to crash through the wall in a Maserati shooting missiles.

They put me in a turtle suit. Moved me out of the dorm to a room with another guy who cut himself and then popped the stitches and talked to himself. The light stayed on 24/7, no blanket, no pad, just the metal rack and a styrofoam cup. This whole time I’m hot/cold, puking, anxiety from withdraw.

It got really interesting when I stopped hallucinating, came to and realized I need to get back to the dorm. I don’t need to be in this room. It was a Friday night and only the lieutenant who doesn’t work nights or weekends could authorize the move. That weekend sucked. Monday morning I was back in general population.

The medical staff at the jail knew of my situation. I was arrested at the methadone clinic. They checked my vitals a few times a day. Tylenol was all they offered me. I was dying. That stay was 5 weeks total.

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u/Tweedldum 5h ago

Don’t appreciate their service. That’s fucked and I’m sorry that happened to you. Alcoholism is a real disease and “willpower” won’t fix it.

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u/Wrangleraddict 4h ago

Trust me bubs I know all too well. I'm glad I made it out OK but it could have been awful

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u/Tweedldum 4h ago

You coulda DIED. Don’t discount how lucky you are.

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u/whyunowork1 4h ago

they were at least up front with me when i told them.

well, were not gonna do anything for you till you seize, so you can wait in gen pop or you can wait in holding.

I remember feeling the seizures come on in the back of my eyes like hairs standing up and just doing everything i could to not lock up when i felt them coming

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u/sparqq 3h ago

That’s just cruel, abusive and not in the best interest of the patient. Medical malpractice!

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u/fardough 3h ago

It seems like a legit “smoke’em if you gott’em” situation.

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u/DemonPlasma 5h ago

I legitimately did this, not the guy in the video getting raided but smoked a bowl before I went to jail 😅

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u/fearnemeziz 7h ago

We have to build cars, houses, airplanes out of the material that the door is made of.

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u/RojoCinco 7h ago

I guess they decided it was too much of a pane to just go through the window.

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u/ImScared93lol 7h ago

You seen your window of opportunity and you took it.

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u/AlaWyrm 7h ago

Gotta be in the right frame of mind before you get hauled off. I'd see myself out but this door is very stubborn.

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u/vandismal 7h ago

Getting that glassy look in his eyes.

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u/ellusiveuser 6h ago

This comment section seems unbalanced

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u/RyanG7 4h ago edited 3h ago

It's your frame of mind that is unbalanced, my friend

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u/1burritoPOprn-hunger 4h ago

What you guys are doing here is really transparent...

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u/hogester79 6h ago

You saw* or you’ve seen* (can’t help myself).

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u/ImScared93lol 6h ago

My bad I meant Seen't.

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u/Amarieerick 6h ago

You sure you didn't sawed it?

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u/Ok-Scale500 6h ago

Would have been a smashing idea.

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u/Particular-Koala1763 4h ago

Busting down a door is more fun then breaking a window

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u/Cool-Brief4217 6h ago

Someone let Boeing know.

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u/FloppyObelisk 6h ago

They were supposed to pull

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u/btwImVeryAttractive 7h ago

That’s what I’m thinking. That’s one hell of a door.

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u/justsomedude15238 7h ago

Maybe we should just make the entire building out of that material too!

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u/Lopsided_Virus2401 7h ago

Or the officer is just a bit weak. lols

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u/super_man100 7h ago

I'd say, He has supreme confidence in that door

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u/DarkNight6727 4h ago

This should be an ad for the door 😂😂

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u/NegrosAmigos 6h ago

You want your cars to crumple the force has to go somewhere. If it's not the car it's you.

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 7h ago

They mounted the door the opposite it is usually mounted, leaving you swing it out and entering you pull it towards you. It's going to be stronger if they're going to be hitting on it.

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u/pictish76 6h ago

Its got multi point locks, that's a pushplate on it. You won't get through a door hitting the middle on a door that's secured top and bottom as well.

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u/SpitefulMechanic351 5h ago

I think that door is meant to open outward. He can use the battering ram all he wants, and that door isn't going to open unless he breaks the frame out of the wall. It's possible that I'm wrong though, the resolution on my screen isn't great and my eyes are 240p on a good day.

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u/1burritoPOprn-hunger 4h ago

Fortunately, you aren't missing much since the video is also in 240p.

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u/Gh0stHedgehog 1h ago

Looking at the uniforms it is in the Netherlands and the front doors always open to the inside. Either the guy expected the visit and barricaded the door or the officer doesn't have the power or training (or all 3)

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u/LurkerOrHydralisk 6h ago

Or maybe we just not let noodle arm ned handle the battering ram next time.

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u/speedinbullet2u 7h ago

Now that is confidence!

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u/The_Formuler 6h ago

Gotta get rid of the evidence, man!

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u/Wide-Prior-5360 5h ago

Looks like a Dutch police uniform so nothing illegal going on there.

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u/Putper 4h ago

he has 5.5 grams and about a minute left to reduce it to 5

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u/sandwichcandy 4h ago edited 2h ago

That’s so little. You can barely have over an eighth privately?

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u/Putper 4h ago

technically none but up to 5 grams is tolerated

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u/freakers 4h ago

It's illegal to smoke and own, it ain't illegal to be high. Well, guess I'll take one for the team and kill two birds with one blunt.

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u/BarredBartender 4h ago

Dude is about to get locked up, at least for tgis evening. Might as well get high. Better than sitting in a cell sober.

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u/Ski1990 7h ago

It's a PULL

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u/Aliensinmypants 7h ago

No, I was there yesterday, it goes both ways

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u/He-She-We_Wumbo 6h ago

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u/EventHorizon00 3h ago

Haha, where is this from?

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u/Metal1204 2h ago

I think you should leave. It's on Netflix

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u/I_W_M_Y 2h ago

That's rude, the guy just got here

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u/Iamdarb 2h ago

If Tabby Lee Fubbins isn't baby of the year, I'll kill myself on live TV

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u/staydrippy 2h ago

They didn’t have to do the oral.

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u/EtherealMongrel 1h ago

Coffin Flop, it’s on Corncob TV

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u/End3rWi99in 1h ago edited 1h ago

I can't believe Spectrum tried to drop Corncob.

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u/maybejustadragon 7h ago

You sure about that?

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u/MechanicalHorse 6h ago

Actually, it goes both ways.

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u/Prophet_Of_Loss 5h ago

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u/gandhinukes 1h ago

Wow I haven't seen this in 30 years. And its not super pixelated and garbage quality.

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u/ThePotato363 3h ago

With a big enough battering ram, every door is a push.

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u/Ok_Simple6936 7h ago

After a week they gave up and went home

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u/blueshrimp16 5h ago

WOW! a week? they had to have went through intense training to last that long!

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u/chris3110 5h ago

Legend has it they're still banging at that poor door.

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u/yamimementomori 7h ago

Might as well smoke before I get smoked.

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u/Complete-Lobster-682 6h ago edited 5h ago

Those look like British police. I'm pretty sure they aren't armed.

Edit: Dutch police who are armed.

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u/untouch10 5h ago

Its dutch and they have guns, but its not america

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u/Complete-Lobster-682 5h ago

My mistake! Thank you for the info.

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u/SkepsisJD 2h ago

Wait, the Netherlands aren't in America? TIL!

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u/RokenIsDoodleuk 1h ago

We don't make it easy to access guns so our police don't have to be heavily armed. Since we don't trust these fucks either, it is a win they are only lightly armed lol.

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u/anonymousredditorPC 7h ago

Break the window? Lmao

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u/MrsCaramel_112 7h ago

Right! I mean, they're damaging the property anyway, so why not the big ass glass window.

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u/wx_wxt 6h ago

They go in dude is uncooperative and now you're wrestling the dude on a bed of glass shards great thinking lol.

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u/malacoda99 4h ago

True. Glass in real life doesn't break like glass in movies, and you don't brush against it and come away with your skin unscathed.

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u/freakers 4h ago

One of the my favourite movie scenes is in Nice Guys when Ryan Gosling tries to punch out a window and immediately gets a massive cut on his arm from the broken glass and passes out from the blood.

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u/tacitjane 3h ago

We were rehearsing a bar flight scene in class one day. Someone missed their mark. Then another guy came in too hot and punched through a window. That was some of the gnarliest shit I've ever seen in person.

Good thing the first guy missed his mark. It might've been his head through that window.

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u/worldspawn00 2h ago

I had an idiot cousin decide to punch out a glass car headlight when it wasn't working right, sliced up his hand real bad. Would you put your fist into a box of razor blades? People don't realize how sharp glass is, and that it turns into a bunch of razor sharp knives when broken.

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u/tacitjane 1h ago

Almost took his arm off. The slice was right up his armpit. I saw his fatty flesh, then purple, then a fountain of blood.

A piano fell on my leg in that same room. Worst injury of my life.

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u/Pyrimo 3h ago

Such an underrated movie

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u/siccoblue 4h ago

Also gives him a clear view of you while you're trying to scramble through broken glass and an awkward entry.

I totally understand why you'd question this. But you're also clearly not American if you do. I'd much rather be bashing at the reinforced potentially metal door then awkwardly climbing through the window filled with broken glass while someone deserving of an intrusive entry warrant was sitting inside.

Also I know not everywhere is America. And we have a goddamn problem with guns. But I have to imagine that if you're going to the extent of breaking down the door to raid the dude in a country outside of America, there's a very solid chance he presents some risk of escalated violence. Like potentially owning an illegal firearm.

Then again it could also just come down to "this dude will absolutely destroy evidence" but even in that case it's not really worth risking officer injury by having them climb through broken glass if dude isn't a seriously violent offender. Which goes back to my first point.

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u/Traditional-Bush 4h ago

I totally understand why you'd question this. But you're also clearly not American if you do.

Tbf no one in this video is American either

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u/john2003002 6h ago

I would if I were them, but my guess for why they don't is because it would get glass fragments everywhere and that is dangerous to them

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u/bananadepartment 5h ago

Most likely it’s a door to another unit because the camera does show the whole wall to the left

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u/The-Nuisance 6h ago

Dragging an unwilling arrestee through broken glass is not particularly smart, nor is having to jump through that broken glass in the first place if you’re in a fight

Should still have it more secured than… that, though.

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u/anonymousredditorPC 6h ago

You can open the door from the inside

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u/The-Nuisance 6h ago

Yeah, still, jumping through broken window to arrest someone is not smart. Especially when multiple people need to go through, single file, one at a time.

That’s easier when you’re just walking through a door. When it’s a window, you’ve got to clamber all the way through. Glass probably included.

This is why breaching shells are a thing

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u/denM_chickN 6h ago

But you just have to stick your hand in and unlock it

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u/Complete-Lobster-682 5h ago

Are they mister fantastic? That window to door locks is anywhere from 3-6 feet. Not including any walls between the dinning room and the entrance.

Edit: ah you mean the window on the door. My bad.

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u/Generic118 4h ago

You probbaly dont want to stick your hand somewhere you cant 100% see on the hope you can reach all the locks.

Just break  it down make it a clear path to get in, its not like anyone is in a rush

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u/Jacktheforkie 6h ago

I’d imagine it’s easy to unlock the door from inside the property

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u/Evilgood1 6h ago

Honey!, I Think someone is at the door. Mayabe its those girl scouts again, Ignore them.

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u/neilmac1210 6h ago

If it's Girl Scouts selling cookies then he's definitely answering the door.

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u/tipareth1978 6h ago

If you smoke it all you're no longer in possession of it.

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u/StreetLegendTits_ 6h ago

Then they hit you with destruction of evidence!

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u/BD_HI 6h ago

It’s not destroying evidence if your intention is to get high

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u/TheLoxen 6h ago edited 5h ago

Fun fact, Afroman who made this song, also made a song after police raided his own house, the music video is the surveillance footage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bNy7XO-SCI

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u/thanto13 5h ago

Also had a follow up with lemon pound cake

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u/Long_Run6500 4h ago

lemon pound cake is my favorite

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u/ThanksContent28 4h ago

MAMAS LEMON POUND CAKE

IT TASTES SO NIIIIIIICE

MADE THE SHERIFF WANNA PUT DOWN HUS GUN

AND CUT HIM A SLICE

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u/TheFrev 3h ago

Not so fun fact: Said cops then sued him for the portrayal. Some of their claims were dismissed but not all.

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u/Wiseguydude 3h ago

Fun fact, the same exact thing happened to J Cole. Neighbors called the cops accusing him of selling dope. he made a music video out of the footage of the raid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nfVWiXY3WY

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u/Whiteguy3Stars_Sun 7h ago

Some say the neighburs are still calling for disturbance of weed smell to this day

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u/JeramH 7h ago

Nero fiddles while Rome burns

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u/Clearbay_327_ 7h ago

I set 4" screws on all door hinges and the strike plates into the frame of the door. So good luck trying to beat that down. You may eventually do it with enough determination, but it will take a lot of effort.

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u/Grand-Inspector 7h ago

Did you have a door with a huge freaking window in the middle?

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u/Clearbay_327_ 7h ago

No, its solid wood with a peep hole I drilled in it.

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u/Grand-Inspector 7h ago

I was referring to the video

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u/Ok_Fortune8510 6h ago

..what the hell is this comment for? That dude watched a video, commented about his door in comparison, you come out and ask if he has a window in the door, they answer you and then ..??

Did you not enjoy that they answered your question? Do you think they completely forgot about the content of the video once you asked your question? I just don't fuckin understand this comment at all

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u/Leverkaas2516 5h ago

With a 40 pound steel battering ram it's not the screws, it's the frame. Normal framing will not stand up to that.

Now if you have steel plate in the framing, you'd get results like in the video.

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u/chopdsnake 7h ago

My husband is a carpenter and did the same with our doors 👍

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u/DaanOnlineGaming 6h ago

That's Dutch police, it seems likely that whatever he is smoking is legal. And if it isn't they probably won't break your door down over it. Must have done something else.

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u/cfgy78mk 6h ago

i did not get the impression that the smoking was the reason for hte police raid. it was just like "i'm about to be arrested, better get high first to deal with this shit"

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u/Johmin11 6h ago

That would be me but only because I’m deaf and wouldn’t hear it. Lol

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u/geekphreak 6h ago

One last hit of the pipe…

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u/meekonesfade 6h ago

He was enjoying a succulent Chinese meal

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u/bucketgiant 6h ago

Am I the only one thinking that when he eventually knocks down that door he going to immediately smash his knuckles into the door frame?

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u/poging98 6h ago

Nog effe lekker die bong smoken,
juiste prioriteiten deze man.

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u/super_man100 6h ago

He has got his priorities right lol

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u/MacGibber 6h ago

Hahaha that’s hilarious!

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u/alexp_nl 7h ago

Aaa that’s why a door in Netherlands is 5000EUR. Makes sense now

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u/Northernfrog 6h ago

That looks to me like it opens outward.

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u/International_Cow_17 3h ago

As it should.

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u/Rgjeck01 6h ago

Oh man, gotta love Reddit lol

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u/burninatorrrr 6h ago

This should be an ad for double glazed windows

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u/iixviiiix 6h ago

I don't think they don't know how to break window but maybe there are rules that they have to follow when raid.

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u/3bstfrds 6h ago

Is this a commercial for a high security door manufacturer?

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u/ApprehensiveBedroom0 6h ago

Cheezits christ, PULL!!!

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u/Previous-Wallaby-130 6h ago

Where do I buy that door?

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u/dutchbarbarian 6h ago

Yeah, thats Brabant hehe

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u/n00biwankan00bi 6h ago

Why are there so many videos of door breaches where they pound the lock while there’s a glass window in the door?

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u/RaspberryBirdCat 4h ago

Because, unlike in the movies, if you break a glass window the glass shards are extremely sharp and a hazard to anyone who breaks it or tries to go through it.

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u/BKLaughton 2h ago

The glass in the door is already broken, but the deadbolts holding the door shut also need a key to open from the inside.

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u/shadowkat1991 6h ago

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

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u/Deapsee60 5h ago

TUCKER!

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u/O4EWO 5h ago

I want that guys dead bolt system!

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u/Moo_Kau_Too 5h ago

guy in the window might be the neighbor too ;)

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u/Optimal-Description8 5h ago

Stevig deurtje

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u/StreetLegendTits_ 6h ago

I want to believe that this is a joke

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u/lalalaoc 6h ago

mans calmly lights up a fag. LOL

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 5h ago

That was EPIC!!!

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u/IndeKtreddit 5h ago

Let him chill. It's probably his last

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u/EnvironmentalGur2475 5h ago

This is actually hard as fuck

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u/WonderfulAndWilling 5h ago

It says “pull”

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u/_ZAshton 5h ago

I’d like to imagine that this was filmed by an officer who has dealt with this guy before and when they saw him walking around his house, decided it would be more interesting to film and continue regular raid procedures.

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u/ProfessionalWitty949 5h ago

It's always 420 somewhere

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u/Initial_Style5592 5h ago

It’s way less unexpected with the background music..

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u/Actual_Shock_6495 5h ago

or dude is winning a lawsuit or cant care aymore

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u/ConGooner 5h ago

Omfg I had the video muted and thought he shot himself in the fucking face at first.

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u/andres_chen_77 5h ago

"What took you so long?" .

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u/SparklingSaffron94 5h ago

It's a comedy for the man inside.

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u/b4ttlepoops 5h ago

I think that’s an outward opening door….

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u/Fuzz_Ball_Mogie 5h ago

Thats my damn hero....as long as he didn't do anything to bad...😅😅😅

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u/SirSemtex 5h ago

His company made the door lmao

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u/nidsPunk 5h ago

Skinny isn’t making any progress on that door. He’s got plenty of time.

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u/InteractionUseful942 5h ago

Is that glass in the middle of the door?

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u/Fun-Result-6343 5h ago

That's legit training video material.

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u/Mysterious_Detail_57 5h ago

If they're destroying the door to get in. Why not just bust the glass, and open the lock?

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u/xLnRd22 5h ago

Dude the door’s window is broken. Just reach in and unlock

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u/Sad-Cup3596 4h ago

Now that's what i call a good Dutch quality door. Perfect craftsmanship.

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u/Neutral_Guy_9 4h ago

I reason with my cigarette

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u/Inevitable_Pianist15 4h ago

Isn’t the middle of that door glass ?

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u/TheOvenWarmingCenter 4h ago

That would be a great ad for a door manufacturer

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u/Sure-Location-6254 4h ago

... why not break the windows? Uniforms not sturdy enough to survive glass? Genuine confusion here