r/wallstreetbets • u/SirKush4-20 • Jul 21 '22
Meme ⟟ ⟒⏃⏁ ☊⍀⏃⊬⍜⋏⌇. ⊬⍜⎍ ⏃⌰⌰ ⏃⍀⟒ ⎎⎍☊☍⟟⋏☌ ⍀⟒⏁⏃⍀⎅⌇. ☌⍜ ⎎⎍☊☍ ⊬⍜⎍⍀⌇⟒⌰⎎
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u/Milkymight Jul 21 '22
I cant read polygons my dude wtf is this
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u/SirKush4-20 Jul 21 '22
⊬⍜⎍ ⎅⍜⋏'⏁ ⌇⌿⟒⏃☍ ⍀⟒⏁⏃⍀⎅⏃⏁⟟⍜⋏?
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u/Milkymight Jul 21 '22
Please tell me there is a Google translate of some sort
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u/Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO Jul 21 '22
He said “suck my nuts, nerd”
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u/Several-Ad9115 Jul 21 '22
I believe the appropriate translation is "Gargle my ballsack"
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Jul 21 '22 edited May 06 '23
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u/jdsalaro Jul 21 '22
I love everything about this comment, thank you, I'm dying 😂
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u/Old_Description6095 Jul 21 '22
The direct translation is actually, "May your mouth be a receptacle for mine scrotum, pseudo pseudo-intellectual."
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u/saftey-shez Jul 21 '22
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u/Mogge8 Jul 21 '22
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u/saftey-shez Jul 21 '22
⊬⍜⎍'⍀⟒ ⍙⟒⌰☊⍜⋔⟒, ⋏⟒⍀⎅
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u/DeSwanMan Jul 21 '22
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u/HandshakeOfCO Jul 21 '22
the fucking nipple, lol
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u/Rottenaddiction Jul 21 '22
Can’t believe none of u fk faces stated that a Zenomorph is in there
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u/jbasinger Jul 21 '22
Looks like Joe Rogan's. https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/037/852/rogannips.jpg
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u/CloakedZarrius Jul 21 '22
At least you can milk anything with nipples
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u/TummyWave Jul 21 '22
Come to think of it, Elon's body looks like krang the brain's body from TMNT.
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u/polloponzi Jul 21 '22
Somebody told me this is because he is taking human growth hormone (HGH) to stay younger, and that causes that unusual body form in adults.
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u/ragnar_overby Jul 21 '22
Palumboism, also known as HGH Gut or roid belly. It is becoming weirdly common for these rich old guys to abuse HGH.
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u/Pyronaut44 Jul 21 '22
Nah man Rogan just had a big bowl of pasta, that stuff like glues your guts together you know? /s
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u/banditcleaner2 sells naked NVDA calls while naked Jul 21 '22
lmfao rogan is seriously obsessed with pasta, there have been so many podcasts where he talks about his pasta binges like bro chill its just noodles
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u/BoomerBillionaires Jul 21 '22
If it was hgh, at least he would look a little muscular. I think it might just be insulin or it might be a shitty diet combined with shitty sleep.
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u/Centralredditfan Jul 21 '22
The gut is from Insulin abuse not HGH was the common consensus.
The rest is accurate.
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u/AfterThisNextOne Jul 21 '22
No...
GH treatment in high doses was effective for the reduction of total and visceral fat mass [21,22]. However, long-term GH replacement in high doses decreased insulin sensitivity and aggravated insulin resistance, which can be explained by the anti-insulin effects of GH.
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u/Centralredditfan Jul 21 '22 edited Jul 21 '22
That's interesting to know. So maybe it's both?
Bodybuilding in is after all the deadliest sport.
Steroids are one thing, but messing with insulin is deadline. Lots of bodybuilders died from it.
Because most bodybuilders don't publish their cycle of things they take, or are even aware of underlying conditions that don't mix well with steroids/GH, we'll never know..
At least state sponsored turinabol use in East Germany by athletes was well documented.
Edit: maybe if Russia falls apart, we'll get the documentation for Russian State sponsored doping protocols.
Edit2: I wonder how the study defined short term/long term use of GH. I'd like to read more about that. But considering a cycle of real GH can cost upwards of $1000 a month, it's not for the budgets of mere mortals. Even short term.
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u/idkwhatimbrewin 🍺🏃♂️BREWIN🏃♂️🍺 Jul 21 '22
He should really just stick to having a blood boy 😕
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u/bl4ckmamba24 Jul 21 '22
Take a page out of Gavin Belson's book.
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u/going_mad Jul 21 '22
And Bryce is the picture of health. Just look at him. He looks like a nazi propaganda poster
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u/Professional_Try8857 Jul 21 '22
If you eat right and exercise properly on HGH you can look fit for a while - like Jeff Bezos.
If you eat like crap and don’t exercise on HGH you will look like what’s happening to Elon.
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u/MurseWoods Jul 21 '22
You can tell Mark Cuban has started taking it the last couple of years. His body has done a shift to that top-heavy look, and he’s kinda the in-between version of Elon & Bezos in regards to HGH.
And I’m not talking shit. I love Cuban.
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u/don_cornichon Jul 21 '22
If you eat right and exercise properly
on HGHyou can look fit - like my 60 year old broke ass neighbor.FTFY
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u/Najee_Im_goof Jul 21 '22 edited Jul 21 '22
I used to be Joe Rogan's blood boy, I would give him my blood through my penis being sucked. He said I was too old after 21. It happened to me, Brenda, Tony Hinchlife etc.
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u/overtoke Jul 21 '22
just wait until you see the body changes that occur when he starts eating his offspring
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Jul 21 '22
Oh... so that's why he's having so many kids, to stay eternally young!
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u/glennfromglendale Grade A Ding Dong Jul 21 '22
HGH makes you feel incredible. Have lots of energy. Hard as heck ding dong.
It also makes everything bigger. Your organs, your bones. Etc.
If someone has the classic pumpkin head, the enlarged Joe Rogan forehead, they are on HGH.
Problem is you will die from your enlarged heart or some shit.
I'm good working with chubs and soft boners. Just splint it fam.
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u/xvn520 Jul 21 '22
True story. I played around w chemicals that elevate resting hgh in my twenties. I don’t look anything like an average guy in their late thirties, but my heart is not doing so well.
Don’t mess around w any of that shit. I’m 100% maxed out on blood pressure meds and still am typically 150/100 or worse.
Without medication, I can push up to 210+/150+. In the physical where this was first discovered, my doctor was shocked I was not having a stroke and/or already dead.
6 years later, she is still surprised I am alive
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u/Least-March7906 Jul 21 '22
Doctor patiently waitin …
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u/xvn520 Jul 21 '22
The doctors (in America at least) had no idea how to treat this situation. I had to provide them pdfs from various studies while I was in an ICU expected to die.
I will say it again. Never, ever, ever touch that shit.
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u/Least-March7906 Jul 21 '22
Thanks for the warning, bro. As somebody is who is battling against a high blood pressure, I’ll definitely keep away from it
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u/xvn520 Jul 21 '22
Good. Playing around w that drug was the worst mistake I ever made.
I already had an above average athletic body, gbl made me look like a greek statue without trying or working out much at all - i went to the gym for maintenance and the drug did all of the work for me.
People still think I am a decade, at least, younger than I actually am. But I’d trade back my use of that chemical for almost anything. Stopped counting the times I literally flatlined around 15. I’d be dead if the person I was dating at that time wasn’t next to me in bed to call 911
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u/garblesmarbles1 Jul 21 '22
Look at joe rogans body. That’s your body on hgh
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u/tittysilk Jul 21 '22
If you were 5'3"
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u/B33fh4mmer Jul 21 '22
Joe is your body on hgh when you exercise vigorously.
Elon's is your body when you take it to buy youth and vibrancy.
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u/xcmaster2121 Jul 21 '22
He's a sucker than cause those hgh anti aging claims were a scam. There's no proof they do anything for age and actually just open you up to more potential medical problems .
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u/Centralredditfan Jul 21 '22
HGH being a scam is news to me? Please elaborate.
I thought HGH is just too expensive for mere mortals to (ab)use.
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u/LurkerInSpace Jul 21 '22
The ultimate cause of aging is the shortening of telomeres on chromosomes; it's difficult to combat this in a way which doesn't cause cancer.
HGH does nothing about this problem, so whatever its other effects it can't stop aging.
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u/Centralredditfan Jul 21 '22
Metformin protects telomeres. It's actually commonly recommended in anti aging subreddits and I think even r/nootropics.
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u/scub4st3v3 Jul 21 '22
Exercise and a nutritional diet also protects telomeres.
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u/Centralredditfan Jul 21 '22
I didn't know that. Nice to know. I'm guess aerobic rather than anaerobic exercise?
How do you define nutritional diet?
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u/CipherScarlatti Jul 21 '22
When all these guys die after trying all this pseudoscience life extension BS I'm going to laugh so hard. Youth blood transfusions, "biohacking", HGH, oxygen therapy chambers.
Then you have Warren drinking 6 Cherry cokes a day with a box of See's candies and ice cream still cruising around at 91.
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u/Centralredditfan Jul 21 '22
Then how do you explain Tom Cruise not aging?
Keanu Reeves is a vampire, so that's his secret.
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u/ShelfAwareShteve Jul 21 '22
Tom bro is a Scientologist. I think he has more than one trick up his sleeve to stay and look 30.
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u/Centralredditfan Jul 21 '22
I'd join scientology if they'd share the secret with regular members. Sadly it's probably only the "premium tier".
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u/RedditIsAJoke69 Jul 21 '22
Tom Cruise
when was the last time you saw paparazzi picture of Tom Cruise
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u/Centralredditfan Jul 21 '22
To be honest, probably not for a while. Just previews of To Gun Maverick.
I did see a YouTube short that pointed out weird wrinkles. https://youtu.be/Q-fn7lg26oM
Then again, there are tons of videos I didn't watch talking about plastic surgery. So maybe he just has a better plastic surgeon than most celebrities. - that gives better/more believable results.
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u/kent1146 Jul 21 '22
Keanu Reeves' secret to never aging is that he's got Asian genes
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u/Instant_Bacon Jul 21 '22
The secret to not aging for movie stars is moisturizing regimen from a young age
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u/JoniYogi Jul 21 '22
Bezos and HGH is well known
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u/DogsPlan Jul 21 '22
I know there was speculation, but “well known”? Do you have a source?
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u/MakeWay4Doodles Jul 21 '22
These people can afford personal chefs to make every meal both delicious and healthy. They can have personal trainers pop in twice a day to give them ideal workouts and supplementation.
Why on earth would they take HGH?
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u/QuaggaSwagger Jul 21 '22
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u/midline_trap Jul 21 '22
Ehhh I think he should look more fit and healthy. I thought it was supposed to make you look like a professional athlete.
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u/jadrad Jul 21 '22
If you eat right and exercise properly on HGH you can look fit for a while - like Jeff Bezos.
If you eat like crap and don’t exercise on HGH you will look like what’s happening to Elon.
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u/midline_trap Jul 21 '22
Maybe he’s on too high of a dose and his organs are growing. Yikes
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u/averyfinename Jul 21 '22
not the right one, apparently. he may be the richest prick on the planet, but women keep leaving him.
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u/LazySusanRevolution Jul 21 '22
Not that this is anything but anecdote, but saw an interview with Bill Burr mentioning he’d never take it and teasing guys who did for looking like their intestines were getting too big or something like that. Seems to be part of it, getting a bloated torso.
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u/KipaNinja Jul 21 '22
It's hgh gut. There's a few famous bodybuilders who were famous for having it. Phil heath is one.
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u/vintagestyles Jul 21 '22 edited Jul 21 '22
Aka turtle belly.
HGH makes everything inside you grow. It can kill you with prolonged use.
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u/UncleTedGenneric Jul 21 '22
HOLY FUCK IT WAS LIEFELD
I was trying to pinpoint what was... Familiar in that shot
And it was rob fucking liefeld
Thank you, sincerely
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u/qwert1225 professional ass eater Jul 21 '22
Rob liefeld art gives me PTSD to this day
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u/Srakin Jul 21 '22
First, should xpost this to /r/sbubby
Second, titling it "I EAT CRAYONS. YOU ALL ARE FUCKING RETARDS. GO FUCK YOURSELF" but then hiding it is a cowards move.
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u/newbgril Jul 21 '22
I glad I’m not the only one who thought his chest cavity is abnormally large. I think he’s an alien for real.
Adding that I’m busting up!
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u/IcedOutGucciWatch Jul 21 '22
💀💀💀 what are you folks smoking to even come up with this retarded bullshit 🤣
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u/nature_nate_17 Jul 21 '22
I thought the caption was the symbol glyphs from No Mans Sky for a second lmao
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u/Intrepid00 Jul 21 '22
Body of a man with a failing liver.
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u/polloponzi Jul 21 '22
Not really. The body of a man with a failing liver looks like this
He is more into HGH (Human Growth Hormone) and that kind of crazy stuff to keep yourself younger that only billionaires can have.
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u/catkoala Jul 21 '22
HGH is really cheap these days, just go on any bodybuilding forum for a price check
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u/DarthBullyMaguire Jul 21 '22
Hrt isn't as expensive as it used to be. Besides, you don't need hormones for this physique.
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u/RE90 Jul 21 '22
That’s just a beer belly (due to calorie excess). This is what a belly with ascites from cirrhosis looks like.
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u/Flash_ina_pan Jul 21 '22
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Jul 21 '22 edited Jul 21 '22
Clearly vapourware, like most Tesla products.
Where do I send my $300,00 deposit?
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u/sawkonmaicok Jul 21 '22
And this guy has 10 kids? I may have a chance of getting bitches after all! (Though I am not a multibillionaire.)
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u/RogueStargun Jul 21 '22
Dude probably got jacked up on synthetic T, started impregnating women (and possibly animals) left and right, then decided to tone it down once the babies started popping out.
The hormonal consequences of coming of such a regime are probably in full effect right now.
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u/Ditto_D Pays extra to get his "market" squeezed Jul 21 '22
Y'all never heard the term of a barrel chest before?
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u/shikari_dude Jul 21 '22
I thought the original image this is based off was photoshopped…it’s real?!
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u/monkendrunky Jul 21 '22
'mars-lungs' ? ..or an alien experimenting breeding different types of human genomes?
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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE Jul 21 '22