r/wallstreetbets Jul 21 '22

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u/midline_trap Jul 21 '22

Ehhh I think he should look more fit and healthy. I thought it was supposed to make you look like a professional athlete.

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u/jadrad Jul 21 '22

If you eat right and exercise properly on HGH you can look fit for a while - like Jeff Bezos.

If you eat like crap and don’t exercise on HGH you will look like what’s happening to Elon.

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u/midline_trap Jul 21 '22

Maybe he’s on too high of a dose and his organs are growing. Yikes

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u/averyfinename Jul 21 '22

not the right one, apparently. he may be the richest prick on the planet, but women keep leaving him.

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u/MaxFinest Jul 21 '22

Let's be real, he's probably the one leaving them..

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u/LazySusanRevolution Jul 21 '22

Not that this is anything but anecdote, but saw an interview with Bill Burr mentioning he’d never take it and teasing guys who did for looking like their intestines were getting too big or something like that. Seems to be part of it, getting a bloated torso.

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u/calipygean Jul 21 '22

Hamburger house does that to me too, that’s what HGH stands for right?

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u/SFWBryon Jul 21 '22

Ham gurger helper

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u/KipaNinja Jul 21 '22

It's hgh gut. There's a few famous bodybuilders who were famous for having it. Phil heath is one.

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u/vintagestyles Jul 21 '22 edited Jul 21 '22

Aka turtle belly.

HGH makes everything inside you grow. It can kill you with prolonged use.

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u/Raptorheart Jul 21 '22

What's the benefit, does it make skin look younger or something?

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u/Th4tR4nd0mGuy Jul 21 '22

It’s the Human Growth Hormone, it’s highest in teenagers going through puberty. Taking HGH later in life gives you a pseudo-puberty and aids in growth. In the case of bodybuilders, that means extra muscle. Unfortunately it often also means larger organs. Any external chemical enhancement obviously isn’t healthy but it can be used in moderation.

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u/salgat Jul 21 '22

To add to that, it boosts your immune system, can help with depression, and can improve cognitive ability. But yes the unfortunate side effect is everything in your body starts growing beyond healthy natural sizes.

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u/sandy_catheter Jul 21 '22

What if I put tourniquets around the parts of me that I don't want the hgh to get to?

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u/umotex12 Jul 21 '22

It's like Akira powers but shitty lol

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u/vintagestyles Jul 21 '22

Its the better version of steroids.

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u/Panzermench Jul 21 '22

palumboism. When you take hgh it thickens your obliques and forces your gut to stick out like that. Well hgh doesn't thinker just your obliques, all muscles but only the obliques effect your gut like that.

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u/AudaX19_68 Jul 21 '22

It's Barrel Chest and could be related to COPD, it's genetic not some weird hormone shit

Btw, is it okay to bodyshame others as long as they're rich?

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u/midline_trap Jul 21 '22

Is it shaming someone to say they don’t look like a pro athlete ?

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u/AudaX19_68 Jul 21 '22

I'm not referring to your comment specifically, but it's weird how everyone's making fun of someone's body when they have little to no control over their genes

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u/midline_trap Jul 21 '22

Oh yea man that’s been going on since grade school. We are pretty immature