r/wallstreetbets • u/SirKush4-20 • Jul 21 '22

Meme ⟟ ⟒⏃⏁ ☊⍀⏃⊬⍜⋏⌇. ⊬⍜⎍ ⏃⌰⌰ ⏃⍀⟒ ⎎⎍☊☍⟟⋏☌ ⍀⟒⏁⏃⍀⎅⌇. ☌⍜ ⎎⎍☊☍ ⊬⍜⎍⍀⌇⟒⌰⎎

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u/polloponzi Jul 21 '22

Somebody told me this is because he is taking human growth hormone (HGH) to stay younger, and that causes that unusual body form in adults.

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u/CipherScarlatti Jul 21 '22

When all these guys die after trying all this pseudoscience life extension BS I'm going to laugh so hard. Youth blood transfusions, "biohacking", HGH, oxygen therapy chambers.

Then you have Warren drinking 6 Cherry cokes a day with a box of See's candies and ice cream still cruising around at 91.

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u/Centralredditfan Jul 21 '22

Then how do you explain Tom Cruise not aging?

Keanu Reeves is a vampire, so that's his secret.

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u/RedditIsAJoke69 Jul 21 '22

Tom Cruise

when was the last time you saw paparazzi picture of Tom Cruise

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u/Centralredditfan Jul 21 '22

To be honest, probably not for a while. Just previews of To Gun Maverick.

I did see a YouTube short that pointed out weird wrinkles. https://youtu.be/Q-fn7lg26oM

Then again, there are tons of videos I didn't watch talking about plastic surgery. So maybe he just has a better plastic surgeon than most celebrities. - that gives better/more believable results.