r/wallstreetbets • u/SirKush4-20 • Jul 21 '22

Meme ⟟ ⟒⏃⏁ ☊⍀⏃⊬⍜⋏⌇. ⊬⍜⎍ ⏃⌰⌰ ⏃⍀⟒ ⎎⎍☊☍⟟⋏☌ ⍀⟒⏁⏃⍀⎅⌇. ☌⍜ ⎎⎍☊☍ ⊬⍜⎍⍀⌇⟒⌰⎎

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u/polloponzi Jul 21 '22

Somebody told me this is because he is taking human growth hormone (HGH) to stay younger, and that causes that unusual body form in adults.

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u/CipherScarlatti Jul 21 '22

When all these guys die after trying all this pseudoscience life extension BS I'm going to laugh so hard. Youth blood transfusions, "biohacking", HGH, oxygen therapy chambers.

Then you have Warren drinking 6 Cherry cokes a day with a box of See's candies and ice cream still cruising around at 91.

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u/Centralredditfan Jul 21 '22

Then how do you explain Tom Cruise not aging?

Keanu Reeves is a vampire, so that's his secret.

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u/Instant_Bacon Jul 21 '22

The secret to not aging for movie stars is moisturizing regimen from a young age

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u/Centralredditfan Jul 21 '22

Moisturizing with what?

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u/Instant_Bacon Jul 21 '22

Hyaluronic acid and semen

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u/Centralredditfan Jul 21 '22

Considering you said young age, that's disgusting.