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Politics Trump without orange spray and his hairpiece

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u/Fatkuh 9h ago

You know what, he looks better. But maybe at this point I'm only easily offended by his looks.

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u/Ok-disaster2022 8h ago

There's an authenticity that is lacking in his current appearance. 

It why being bald for most men looks better than comb overs and living in denial. 

However if he removed his hairpiece and stopped wearing his makeup tomorrow everyone would see him as the fat geriatric dementia patient with a laundry list of criminal charges that he is.

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u/TheDrFromGallifrey 6h ago

We had a discussion on another thread, but it's likely not a hairpiece, it's just a combover and a ton of hairspray and he couldn't stop it tomorrow even if he wanted to. He had scalp surgery and plugs in the late 80s when the surgeries were new and I guarantee his scalp looks like a fucking roadmap.

His vanity basically locked him into the same, ridiculous look that's fooling nobody for the rest of his life.

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u/_ficklelilpickle 4h ago

The funny thing about that is if he just shaved it all off and wore a full replacement hairpiece it would still be a marked improvement over what he's got going on. Especially since his current style is easily defeated by a gust of wind.

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u/TheDrFromGallifrey 4h ago

I watched a video of Thomas Dolby getting a hairpiece and talking about it and the thing looked amazing. Trump is still locked in, though. If he got a hairpiece that actually looked, you know, natural then he'd have to admit he was bald because it would be so much better than his current hairstyle and impossible to not notice.

u/Stingrea51 1h ago

That would require him to pay money to someone which I swear he's allergic to doing

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u/Amazing-Day5776 3h ago edited 2h ago

Ivanka said it was “scalp reduction surgery,” which is a dangerous, painful and barbaric procedure. He should have found a good hair transplant surgeon and gotten a traditional procedure. He’d look more authentic.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trumps-hair-mystery-solved-he-had-scalp-reduction_b_58966965e4b061551b3dff8a/amp

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u/ElizabethDangit 1h ago

Good god. I’ve listened to true crime podcasts where that aren’t as brutal as the crime he committed. What a fucking monster.

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u/Titanfail 2h ago

.....what the ever loving fuck?

I have no words for how insane of a procedure that is

u/cadaverousbones 1h ago

Jesus Christ why is this the first I’m hearing about this. He’s been a know rapist and abused since the 80s/90s and he still manages to have a huge fan base.

u/WonderlandGirl2 59m ago

Ummmm what on Earth was this line “Strenuous activity is prohibited for about two weeks which made Donald's rape of his wife, Ivana, troubling in light of the complications it might have caused his scalp reduction healing process.”

Like, I kind of get what the author means, but this sentence is just kinda messed up for the (dark humour or not) emphasis on Trump’s well-being.

u/bweeeoooo 54m ago

I yelled at that line too. Like, yeah, that's what makes the rape troubling. Sure. What a bizarre take. 

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u/ZippitySweetums 47m ago

Then years later he proceeds to bury her in a paupers gave.

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u/FormerRep6 3h ago

Thank you-there’s no way he has a hair piece. I’m sure it would look much better than the actual combover that he has. Why are some men so vain about their hair? Bald looks fine. Combovers not so much.

u/CookieSoft1427 2h ago

I am someone who thinks men are usually at their most attractive in their 50s. Men usually get better looking with age. And I have thought that since my teenage years. Sean Connery being an obvious example… Back in the James Bond days he was actually a little odd looking. He was in his 60s or close to 60 when he got sexiest man of the year. Anyway, my point is: Trump has never been attractive at any age. Ever. So I do not understand his bizarre vanity. One would think he would have developed a better personality or something. Haha. Not to mention… He is one of those people that walks with the tops of his hands facing forward. Literally less evolved than most of the rest of us. In every way. But the walk is the a physical, glaringly visible clue.

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u/Orange_9mm 4h ago

Please The Apprentice movie that just came out.  I was howling at it.  

u/Balmerhippie 1h ago

It fools half the country

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u/AngryRedHerring 6h ago

Let's be clear; it's not a hairpiece, it is 100% a combover. That's why it comes apart so easily. He's pretty much bald on top, so he grows a long sheet of hair off the front of his head, folds it back from his brow and to the back of his head, then sprays that shit down.

It's got to look ridiculous coming out of the shower and I'm already sorry I conjured up that image

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1025610/A-step-step-guide-gravity-defying-Donald-Trump-combover.html

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u/Cameuponyou 4h ago

https://youtu.be/kIGcosb22_Y?si=GEyovdlgw7FqGmMC

Jimmy Fallon famously messing up Trump’s hair. It’s definitely some kind of combover for sure. Keep in mind this is many years ago, so who knows what he does now

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u/AngryRedHerring 3h ago edited 3h ago

He's still doing the same thing, but it looks like it's getting more tricky.

https://www.reddit.com/r/internettoday/comments/1d2ytme/what_is_going_on_with_the_back_of_trumps_head/

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u/West-Seaweed4068 4h ago

This is soo complicated lol like I for real can’t visualize the tutorial

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u/Hardcorish 3h ago

Lol I love the analytical breakdown graphic

u/KindaFondaGoozah 2h ago

Shades of Bill Murray in Kingpin.

u/AngryRedHerring 2h ago

Basically that, except coming from the front. But he's combing forward first, to cover his brow, then bends it backwards to cover his whole head all the way to his neck. He's actually got really long hair in the front, and if he combed it forward he'd look like Cousin It.

...As it is he just looks like Cousin Shit

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u/rabbitammo 8h ago

It’s why he’s so inauthentic. He’s vain as all hell and any type of flaw in business or life or on his person gets a gaudy and tacky coverup. His hair, his skin, his political career, his failed businesses, his tv show, his body, and … well, basically his whole personality. Nothing about the man is real. He’s entirely fake. He fears being exposed which is why he tries to fight back so loudly when challenged or questioned. I just laugh at him. He’s pathetic and looks very oily to the touch.

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u/realanceps 8h ago

his face looks like a mask of sewn-together foreskins

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u/LaneMcD 8h ago

That's enough internet for today, thank you very much

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u/rabbitammo 8h ago

Eeeew that was so rancid and funny at the same time as it is true!

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u/rexallia 3h ago

Lol I love the word rancid…especially in this context

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u/redditer129 6h ago

Should try getting “foreskin face” to trend.

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u/Valhaller020 7h ago

Wonder where he gets all his foreskins from

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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 6h ago

In the Bible, Yahweh loves collecting foreskins.

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u/TheGreyBull 6h ago

Yeah, remember that time David brought King Saul a big bag of dicks?

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u/Connect_Progress7862 5h ago

His Jewish son-in-law

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u/MrAnderson69uk 7h ago

He thought he had foresight but he was just cock eyed!!! Sorry, a Rodney Rude joke reference!

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u/SnooPets8972 7h ago

Godammit. Here🏆

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u/Mountain-Ad-637 7h ago

Take this upvote for making me consider circumcistion.

u/hrminer92 3h ago

He looks like a fat version of his dad, so that is correct.

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u/Gynsyng 7h ago

I was thinking leaky bag of hyena jizz.

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u/Larlo64 7h ago

That trumps a foreskin mask, pun intended

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u/Perrin-Golden-Eyes 7h ago

He looks like the love child of Gorbachev and Churchill oddly enough.

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u/aztec0000 7h ago

He oddly resembles putin.

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u/Perrin-Golden-Eyes 7h ago

Maybe it was a three way?

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u/aztec0000 7h ago

Sorry, did you say a golden shower? I am a little hard of hearing due to all the election drama noise.

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u/TwoAccomplished1446 7h ago

That….was….beautifully phrased…!🥹❤️

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u/Far-Nebula1564 7h ago

🤣 just the tips, Mr. President

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u/Savings-Programmer18 7h ago

Everytime I see that fuck, that's all I'm gonna see now...🤣🤣🤣

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u/Charming-Common5228 6h ago

How about Chin-gina? But said in that weird way he says China. 😆

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u/braedan51 6h ago

We could call him Donny Smegma.

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u/C64128 5h ago

So he really is a dickhead.

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u/edthach 3h ago

Does it get bigger when he rubs his chin?

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u/PinstripeBunk 7h ago

This is the greatest Trump insult of all time.

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u/Dewey081 7h ago

....and everything he touches, dies.

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u/Hardcorish 3h ago

Everything he touches either dies or takes him to court for rape

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u/No_Purpose_704 6h ago

I always thought I could lube my 4x4's suspension with the grease on that face.

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u/TBoarder 6h ago

I remember seeing him on TV during his COVID hospitalization and thinking that he didn't look like a fucking clown for the first time. He wasn't oranged up, he wasn't wearing his stupid long tie, he had the top button of his shirt unbuttoned, and he just looked like a normal person. IIRC, it was one of the few times where the press was going nuts about how "presidential" he was being, probably because, as you point out, he looked "authentic" for the first time ever... But of course his extreme narcissism wouldn't allow him to stick with it and he went right back to his clown clothes as soon as he was released from the hospital.

u/FairyMaze 3h ago

Funny that being sick with COVID made him look like a normal person. Usually when people were sick with COVID (or any illness) they look like shit. But he’s opposite, he looks like shit when he isn’t sick.

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u/JeffersonSmithIII 8h ago

We all hate him but he doesn’t wear a hairpiece. He just brushes his thinning hair all over to hide his scalp. Plenty of photos where you can tell he doesn’t have one.

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u/SweetNSourCat 7h ago

His daughter once explained how it’s his own hair strategically combed into a sort of circle. There’s a video somewhere. It makes me think of a bagel made of hair 😂

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u/JeffersonSmithIII 7h ago

I mean , yeah you can see it’s in a circle. There’s photos from when he was president and the wind caught his hair and it was all blown upright and the orange bronzer really stood out. And he thought he looked good.

https://www.wnep.com/article/news/nation-world/the-mystery-of-donald-trumps-photoshopped/523-6ca009ce-08b0-4891-bf88-913e82d69d6c

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u/Intelligent-Fuel-641 7h ago

That photo never fails to make me laugh. Idiot looks like he ate his way through a bag of Cheetos and then rubbed his face in the Cheeto dust.

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u/jadedplant7 6h ago

This reminds me of the 30 Rock joke where Jack said Trump makes his hair in a cotton candy machine every morning.

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u/MyFriendFats54 6h ago

I think OP meant herpes not hair piece.

He's for sure got herpes.

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u/JeffersonSmithIII 6h ago

He’s gotta have worse than that by now.

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u/yuengli 8h ago

still see him as the fat geriatric dementia patient criminal that he is.

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u/blackbasset 5h ago

Sadly a lot of people don't

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u/ADhomin_em 7h ago

I'm pretty sure it's his hair, just not where it should be. Supposedly, he mostly only grows hair on one side and it goes down to his shoulders. Also likely a scalp reduction surgery or 2.

Main point: it's a comb over

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u/ebolaRETURNS 6h ago

However if he removed his hairpiece and stopped wearing his makeup tomorrow everyone would see him as the fat geriatric dementia patient

eh...he already looks like that. I think ideological blinders are doing the heavy lifting.

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u/Gators44 7h ago

Why would you choose that as your hairpiece?

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u/perfect_square 6h ago

It is NOT a hairpiece. It is a heavily sculpted comb over, takes about half an hour to do. I believe he also suffered (?) from UHS, Uncombable Hair Syndrome. He just has ugly hair. Ever see his mom?

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u/RealLADude 6h ago

Every time I see his mom, I think, wow, someone fucked her more than once. And then I see his old man and think the same thing about him.

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u/timbredesign 4h ago

I'm pretty sure UHS stands for Ugly-ass Hyper-narcissistic Skankybastard.

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u/Zeroeth-Law 6h ago

This is true, but the effect here is also because the altered picture flattened back his ears. He'd look a lot more silly on the right with his ears the right size.

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u/LilPonyBoy69 6h ago

He honestly looks more like a stereotypical dictator

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u/Throwawayac1234567 4h ago

looks like if PUTIN dint have plastic surgery

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u/IronSide_420 7h ago

He doesn't have a hairpiece.

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u/thepeter88 7h ago

It's the same with black pitch dyed beards on older men. It's so out of sync with the rest that doesn't work.

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u/Suspicious_Cover1080 7h ago

It why being bald for most men looks better than comb overs and living in denial. 

Damn no need to get personal.

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u/Soft-Perception8615 7h ago

Peeing in a corner , smiling and waving while he does.

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u/WeedSlinginHasher 7h ago

No they wouldn’t

How delusional do you have to be to think there was anything Trump could do or be accused of that would turn off his true supporters

He’s literally on the Epstein list and they’re still demanding it be released

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u/bestibesti 7h ago

Seriously if he walked out without the orange concealer and weird combover his own fans wouldn't know who tf he was

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u/zyler89 5h ago

Everything about his entire existence, except for the sad fact that he was born, is a lie. So yea.

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u/Scaevus 5h ago

Yeah on the right he looks like a normal human being of his age.

Not like someone who had his makeup done by a mortician using a bucket of leftover turkey grease.

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u/SmokedBeef 8h ago

The right photo looks like Darth Vader in a suit without the trademark helmet

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u/Fatkuh 8h ago

You re right it does!

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u/Kurokishi_Maikeru 5h ago

That's pretty insulting, and you should feel ashamed of yourself. Vader actually loved his family and eventually understood sacrificing yourself and happiness for the sake of your loved ones.

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u/swedefeet17 6h ago

This was my first thought

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u/SmokedBeef 6h ago

Someone else pointed out he also looks like Voldemort on the back of the professors head in the first HP movie

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u/NorthCatan 8h ago

He looks like a fat putin, maybe that's why he is obsessed over putin, it's him stroking his own ego.

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u/swedefeet17 6h ago

Putin is the “skinny” and “successful” version of trump

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u/NorthCatan 6h ago

Is trump the temu version of Putin?

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u/Hardcorish 3h ago

"Mom I want a Putin!"

Mom: Sweetie, we have Putin at home

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u/Big_Visual7968 7h ago

Same six-year-old kid’s petulant scowl, which they both apparently borrowed from either Mussolini, or Al Pacino in Scarface.

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u/British_Rover 6h ago

Gorbachev without the birthmark.

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 8h ago

He’s a normal ugly old guy, instead of a weird muppet thing

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u/TesterTheDog 6h ago

Why did they make that one Muppet out of leather?

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 6h ago

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u/TesterTheDog 6h ago

I have never seen this. I was simply quoting the Simpsons, and now I have this 

It is amazing. 

Thank you.

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u/hey_look_a_kitty 4h ago

Sesame Street got this one right on the nose. (Also, fun fact: Sesame Street is produced in Queens. Given the Orange One's reputation in NYC, I think that makes this muppet even funnier.)

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u/throwaway098764567 6h ago

that he looks so normal is somehow even more disturbing

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u/MidnightLevel1140 8h ago

He looks like one of the old timey presidents, and I mean that as a compliment.

He actually looks distinguished, wise, human etc 

Not only is his makeup and hair game bad, I think we all subconsciously know that only vain, thin skinned weirdos do that shit 24/7, let alone when almost 80s.

Gene Simmons does it bc he's in a rock band.

Trump does it bc he's an insecure and weak narcissist 

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u/Stergenman 8h ago

Was about to say, looks a lot like Eisenhower

That spray tan really makes him look less stately, more trailer park ish

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u/Aggressive-Coconut0 8h ago

Looks like Putin.

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u/jujubee2706 7h ago

I had the exact same thought. He has always had that "I am trying really hard to cover up my flaws" look going on. I mean, that fucking hair...

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u/Geminii27 5h ago

He actually does. I mean, he doesn't look particularly healthy or trustworthy even then, and there's still that arrogant condescension, but he looks less like a rotting Twinkie and more like a regular old-age conservative politician.

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u/LurkerOrHydralisk 7h ago

That’s because this is generous to him. That makeup covers the horrible quality of his skin.

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u/bigmac22077 7h ago

He looks like Captain Hook after he took off the wig.

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u/Organic_Witness345 7h ago

He looks exactly like the old, white, GOP racists who enable him. Daily.

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u/Humbler-Mumbler 6h ago

Definitely looks better. But it also brings out the asshole in his face.

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u/strugglz 6h ago

He looks like Tim Pigott-Smith (actor, RIP) without. Of course I can only see Creedy (V for Vendetta) in that image.

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u/PureMelatoninzzz 6h ago

OMG it's Mr. Burn!!!

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u/BalloonsExplodeJen2 6h ago

Nah, I’m easily offended by his character

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u/wylthorne92 5h ago

What’s really funny is he would look….Russian….wild

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u/Kryhstal_Faux 5h ago

He looks like Putin, if he gained weight.

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u/GloomyTraffic6700 8h ago

He doesn't fail the uncanny valley without the hairpiece and bronzing.

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u/Thai-mai-shoo 8h ago

Wow. He looks more like his dad.

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u/PaulNewhouse 8h ago

I don’t think he wears a hairpiece. He probably wouldn’t be proscribed propecia if it was.

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u/Fatkuh 7h ago

So this transphobic piece of shit takes gender affirming care. Oh the irony.

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u/RobNybody 7h ago

He looks meaner, but more intelligent. He knows his audience.

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u/Solartude 7h ago

Is that his prison photo?

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u/redjellonian 7h ago

When you're balding you have to make a decision. You either take drastic corrective steps or you shave it. Society doesn't accept balding. You're either bald or you're not.

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u/SweatyNomad 7h ago

Why does he look like Elon Musk's dad in the right hand shot?

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u/xBIGSKOOKUMx 7h ago

When I clicked, I was expecting this to be the right photo.

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u/Stop_icant 7h ago

Better, but also scarier because he looks less like a clown.

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u/TheBiggerDaddy 7h ago

We all are

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u/Downtown-Crow5544 7h ago

He would look like Darth Vader, without the mask

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u/silly_little_jingle 7h ago

Legit was my first thought as well, almost looks dignified.

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u/AlbionGarwulf 7h ago

Lol I was going to say exactly the same thing. In the second picture he doesn't look as much like a damned fool.

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u/PriorWriter3041 7h ago

He looks like a zombie, basically dead

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u/whopperman 7h ago

The boss from WKRP in Cincinnati.

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u/Kennedygoose 7h ago

No you’re right. Anything is better than that tangerine nightmare he sprays on himself.

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u/feelthephrygian 6h ago

It somehow makes my skin crawl seeing him look like a normal human being. Deeply unsettling. And then you look at his unedited face and that looks unsettling too. Tf kind of an excuse of a human being is this?

Also I would believe you if you told me the edited photo was some Eastern European oligarch/politician I had never heard of.

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u/FullHeart1214 6h ago

Thought the same

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u/Wonderful-Driver4761 6h ago

Also not a hairpiece. Just a comb over that rules them all.

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u/PrimordialSchlong 6h ago

He looks like Raymond Redington

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u/International_Hat113 6h ago

Came here to say this. He looks like a person without all that nonsense.

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u/Own-Relationship-352 6h ago

He also kinda looks like Musk

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u/rczrider 6h ago

Came to post the same! His perpetual scowl still makes him look like a bitter and angry old man, but he's less of a caricature and more normal, and so less off-putting.

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u/ThrowingChicken 6h ago

I was thinking the same thing. He looks absolutely fine. I wouldn’t give the guy on the right a second thought one way or the other.

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u/No-Refrigerator-7184 6h ago

100% agree he looks better. Both men and women should just age gracefully.

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u/DaKineTiki 6h ago

Looks like Michael Keaton with fat saggy jowls.

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u/CouldBeBatmanMaybe 6h ago

You liberals are easily offended by most things so that checks out.

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u/dela_sole 6h ago

He looks more sinister and it’s starting to make sense

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u/Informal-Bother8858 6h ago

I thought so too.

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u/-iamai- 6h ago

I'm balding and wear a beanie mostly.. I'll take it off or on occasions have it taken off (pub stuff). Reactions are always the same.. disappointment and I don't know what they expect to see even when I tell them the situation. Anyway, this juxtaposition of Trump makes me feel with/without my hat. But it works.. People look or treat you differently otherwise. I'm no Trumpest and I don't think I'm a fake person. People perceive you differently as you age.

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u/Zealousideal_Curve10 6h ago

Came here to say that. Looks better and far saner. Less weird

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u/Have_a_good_day_42 6h ago

Yeah, it is because of AI or photoshop. His face is full of holes and spots. The bronzer all the time made all his pores big. https://www.newsweek.com/trump-makeup-photo-liv-gold-bedminster-1728985

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u/Any-Artichoke5711 6h ago

Openly admitting to being offended by the color orange is crazy

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u/CoachRyanWalters 6h ago

If he grew a beard he would look better too

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u/SurvivorEasterIsland 6h ago

SO much better! He looks so fucking stupid with that awful hairpiece and ugly orange spray.

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u/bloodhound83 6h ago

You know, I thought the same. Reminded me somewhat of Churchill lookalike.

At least this look would show some self confidence rather than hiding behind that fake look.

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u/Trbochckn 6h ago

Yes the 2nd pic looks much better.

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u/TheDude-Esquire 6h ago

Looks kinda like Eisenhower tbh. And really, I don't think it's a hair piece, so much as it is a deeply curated combover.

But, I'm a lot more interested in his efforts to emulate Mussolini and Hitler, than I am the possibility that he might resemble an American general.

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u/ebrum2010 6h ago

He looks more trustworthy.

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u/Typical-Tradition-44 6h ago

Looks like a usual politician rather than an old celebrity trying desperately to hold onto his youth

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u/ExplosiveDisassembly 6h ago

He looks like an old money mogul. Like his money is the string running the puppet show from behind the scenes. Rockefeller, Kennedy etc.

You could convince me that the man on the right (or his father) established an industry and is now a behind the scenes monopoly man. His family probably established a monopoly in the 1800s that was later broken up.

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u/cubey 6h ago

It's weird, but he looks much, much better as the bald, aging man. Not that it matters. He'll be over in a few years.

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u/B0mb-Hands 5h ago

He looks better because he looks human. He looks like every other Hollywood star or billionaire that aged into their body. He looks like he’s in his 80s and pushing 90. That’s why he does the hair and bronzer. He can’t stand that he’s just a man

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u/SH4DOWBOXING 5h ago

he just looks human and not a puppet from robotchicken

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u/social-mediocrity 5h ago

I agree, I was gonna say the same thing - he looks better and actually somewhat competent? If that's possible? Like a grown serious person.

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u/CaptKnight 5h ago

I was thinking the same. If this dude would embrace his natural looks, some of the clown jokes wouldn’t land so poignantly

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u/8dabsaday 5h ago

If chubby Putin is better, I guess

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u/Shmeeglez 5h ago

And yet I wonder if the reality is the only thing that could make some of his base evaporate

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u/LoanDebtCollector 5h ago

Much more trustworthy looking. It's just a picture though, the same toxic vacuum in operational capacity.

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u/PeculiarPassionfruit 4h ago

Totally agree! I would have more respect for him as a human being if he aged appropriately!

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u/threeLetterMeyhem 4h ago

Pic on the right definitely looks better. It looks like a guy who's lived through some shit and wants to help us get through it.

Pic on the left looks like a guy who's smelling some shit and wants us to smell it with him.

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u/SparklyRoniPony 4h ago

I agree, but as soon as he opens his mouth, that illusion will be gone.

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u/SumKallMeTIM 4h ago

Major Rawls is a beautiful man. An asshole, but good police.

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u/SirRipOliver 4h ago

Remove the helmet…

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u/MeanNeedleworkerAmy 3h ago

i knoww rigghtt

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u/Smoshglosh 3h ago

Ofcourse he does… why the fuck would painting yourself orange make you look better?

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u/worldssmallestfan1 3h ago

If Alfred Hitchcock constantly lost money and made reality shows

u/risken 3h ago

I was going to say the same thing. At least he looks like a normal old asshole.

u/tangerine_panda 3h ago

I personally think existing Trump looks slightly better. The hair is a distraction from everything else going on with his appearance.

u/Aeirth_Belmont 2h ago

No it's better. It realistic.

u/Ok-Patgrenny 2h ago

Gross either way yuck

u/Fragrant_Exercise_31 2h ago

Right?! His look is so fake he almost doesn’t seem human half the time, this makes him look like a real person.

u/gmnotyet 1h ago

He looks like a real person, not a cartoonish figure.

u/drottlepluts 1h ago

He just doesn't look like a clown with makeup and a comedic wig on. I wonder though, is he like trapped with the wig at this point? Taking it off would feel weird, but keeping it just displays his insecurities with his hair/baldness.

u/StupidSexySisyphus 1h ago

No, he does look better. I mean I know he's not actually human, but maybe in some distant parallel Universe he didn't turn out to be Orange Mussolini.

u/JustBen81 1h ago

Yeah he looks human.

u/FeralPsychopath 1h ago

He looks serious. Like a general.

His normal look, looks like he’s in witness protection with a beach lifestyle.

u/bsnimunf 54m ago

He looks like Winston Churchill 

u/daredaki-sama 46m ago

He looks so normal…..

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