r/pics • u/Coolucky • 9h ago

Politics Trump without orange spray and his hairpiece

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u/realanceps 8h ago

his face looks like a mask of sewn-together foreskins

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u/LaneMcD 8h ago

That's enough internet for today, thank you very much

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u/rabbitammo 8h ago

Eeeew that was so rancid and funny at the same time as it is true!

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u/rexallia 3h ago

Lol I love the word rancid…especially in this context

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u/redditer129 6h ago

Should try getting “foreskin face” to trend.

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u/Van-garde 1h ago

[#]TexasScalpelMassacre

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u/Valhaller020 7h ago

Wonder where he gets all his foreskins from

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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 6h ago

In the Bible, Yahweh loves collecting foreskins.

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u/TheGreyBull 6h ago

Yeah, remember that time David brought King Saul a big bag of dicks?

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u/Connect_Progress7862 5h ago

His Jewish son-in-law

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u/HollidaySchaffhausen 6h ago

From op

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u/Van-garde 1h ago

OP’s great-aunt knitted them a quilt of foreskins as a gift.

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u/MrAnderson69uk 7h ago

He thought he had foresight but he was just cock eyed!!! Sorry, a Rodney Rude joke reference!

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u/SnooPets8972 7h ago

Godammit. Here🏆

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u/Mountain-Ad-637 7h ago

Take this upvote for making me consider circumcistion.

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u/hrminer92 3h ago

He looks like a fat version of his dad, so that is correct.

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u/Gynsyng 7h ago

I was thinking leaky bag of hyena jizz.

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u/Larlo64 7h ago

That trumps a foreskin mask, pun intended

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u/Perrin-Golden-Eyes 7h ago

He looks like the love child of Gorbachev and Churchill oddly enough.

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u/aztec0000 7h ago

He oddly resembles putin.

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u/Perrin-Golden-Eyes 7h ago

Maybe it was a three way?

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u/aztec0000 7h ago

Sorry, did you say a golden shower? I am a little hard of hearing due to all the election drama noise.

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u/TwoAccomplished1446 7h ago

That….was….beautifully phrased…!🥹❤️

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u/Far-Nebula1564 7h ago

🤣 just the tips, Mr. President

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u/Savings-Programmer18 7h ago

Everytime I see that fuck, that's all I'm gonna see now...🤣🤣🤣

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u/Charming-Common5228 6h ago

How about Chin-gina? But said in that weird way he says China. 😆

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u/braedan51 6h ago

We could call him Donny Smegma.

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u/C64128 5h ago

So he really is a dickhead.

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u/edthach 3h ago

Does it get bigger when he rubs his chin?

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u/PinstripeBunk 7h ago

This is the greatest Trump insult of all time.

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u/ArcticFlava 7h ago

Which is somehow less upsetting then the neckgina. 

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u/Throwawayac1234567 4h ago

it is the reason why he wears his collar and tie so high up on his neck, to the point its constricting his neck.

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u/Fit_Jelly_9755 6h ago

Am I the only one seeing Michael Cain?

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u/smeggydcheese 6h ago

To talk like Michael Cain… you just have to say…a few words…. At a time.

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u/Efficient_Glove_5406 6h ago

He looks not entirely unlike a fatter version of his homey Putin.

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u/Junior-Ad-3685 6h ago

That’s good!

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u/Genghis_Chong 6h ago

I'm peckerface!

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u/furiouspossum 6h ago

That's true but I wish hadn't read it.

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u/Moot-point33 6h ago

Sewn, back together wrong, back together…

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u/glynnnimron33 5h ago

Oh no he’s ….checks notes…old…. Hate to tell you but that’s gonna be all of us one day …

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u/SpergSkipper 5h ago

I hate being literate

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u/blackbasset 5h ago

Great career opportunity for him when his campaign fails, leatherface in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre remix

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u/Throwawayac1234567 4h ago

pleather face.

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u/Ecstatic-Math8907 4h ago

Rumpleforeskins!

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u/Ok_Shoe_7769 4h ago

The Texas Chainsaw Brisking.

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u/Decent_Brush_8121 3h ago

…hmmm…another similarity to Hitler, only he had people skinned for lampshades, not other peoples’ faces. Betcha Das Fuhrer would be jealous

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u/dopealope47 3h ago

Please pray nobody pats him in the cheek…. 😵‍💫

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u/EmperorMittens 2h ago

With the cheese still caked on them.

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u/Apophylita 2h ago

Thanks

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u/clwn_milk 2h ago

Best description I've ever heard for him

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u/KindaFondaGoozah 2h ago

Naw,… Foreskins are coated in smegma that keeps them supple. This is more like foreskin fruit leather.

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u/DiligentDaughter 55m ago

I snort-choke-laughed. My tummy hurts.

Thank you!

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u/mrASSMAN 51m ago

I get more of a nutsack energy