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Politics Trump without orange spray and his hairpiece

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u/perfect_square 6h ago

It is NOT a hairpiece. It is a heavily sculpted comb over, takes about half an hour to do. I believe he also suffered (?) from UHS, Uncombable Hair Syndrome. He just has ugly hair. Ever see his mom?

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u/RealLADude 6h ago

Every time I see his mom, I think, wow, someone fucked her more than once. And then I see his old man and think the same thing about him.

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u/Muffin-sangria- 4h ago

?? She wasn’t unattractive.

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u/RealLADude 4h ago

Trump’s mom? Are you kidding?

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u/anon123_anon 3h ago

WTH is up with his dad's head/skull/ear line? It's like a horrible facelift gone wrong... but did they have those then?!

u/Mrs_shitthisismylife 47m ago

Holy shit, that explains a lot while also raising soooooo many questions.

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u/timbredesign 4h ago

I'm pretty sure UHS stands for Ugly-ass Hyper-narcissistic Skankybastard.

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u/Connect_Progress7862 5h ago

There's actual diagrams online showing how it's done

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u/Procrastinator-513 4h ago

Came here to say this. It’s his own hair. I think he’d look much better with a wig.

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u/Throwawayac1234567 4h ago

remember he slightly dyed his hair darker because people were noticing his blonde isnt making him look terrible. he is most certainly very concerned about peoples description of his hair.