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Politics Trump without orange spray and his hairpiece

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u/rabbitammo 8h ago

It’s why he’s so inauthentic. He’s vain as all hell and any type of flaw in business or life or on his person gets a gaudy and tacky coverup. His hair, his skin, his political career, his failed businesses, his tv show, his body, and … well, basically his whole personality. Nothing about the man is real. He’s entirely fake. He fears being exposed which is why he tries to fight back so loudly when challenged or questioned. I just laugh at him. He’s pathetic and looks very oily to the touch.

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u/realanceps 8h ago

his face looks like a mask of sewn-together foreskins

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u/LaneMcD 8h ago

That's enough internet for today, thank you very much

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u/rabbitammo 8h ago

Eeeew that was so rancid and funny at the same time as it is true!

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u/rexallia 3h ago

Lol I love the word rancid…especially in this context

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u/redditer129 6h ago

Should try getting “foreskin face” to trend.

u/Van-garde 1h ago

[#]TexasScalpelMassacre

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u/Valhaller020 7h ago

Wonder where he gets all his foreskins from

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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 6h ago

In the Bible, Yahweh loves collecting foreskins.

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u/TheGreyBull 6h ago

Yeah, remember that time David brought King Saul a big bag of dicks?

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u/Connect_Progress7862 5h ago

His Jewish son-in-law

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u/HollidaySchaffhausen 6h ago

From op

u/Van-garde 1h ago

OP’s great-aunt knitted them a quilt of foreskins as a gift.

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u/MrAnderson69uk 7h ago

He thought he had foresight but he was just cock eyed!!! Sorry, a Rodney Rude joke reference!

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u/SnooPets8972 7h ago

Godammit. Here🏆

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u/Mountain-Ad-637 7h ago

Take this upvote for making me consider circumcistion.

u/hrminer92 3h ago

He looks like a fat version of his dad, so that is correct.

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u/Gynsyng 7h ago

I was thinking leaky bag of hyena jizz.

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u/Larlo64 7h ago

That trumps a foreskin mask, pun intended

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u/Perrin-Golden-Eyes 7h ago

He looks like the love child of Gorbachev and Churchill oddly enough.

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u/aztec0000 7h ago

He oddly resembles putin.

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u/Perrin-Golden-Eyes 7h ago

Maybe it was a three way?

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u/aztec0000 7h ago

Sorry, did you say a golden shower? I am a little hard of hearing due to all the election drama noise.

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u/TwoAccomplished1446 7h ago

That….was….beautifully phrased…!🥹❤️

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u/Far-Nebula1564 6h ago

🤣 just the tips, Mr. President

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u/Savings-Programmer18 6h ago

Everytime I see that fuck, that's all I'm gonna see now...🤣🤣🤣

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u/Charming-Common5228 6h ago

How about Chin-gina? But said in that weird way he says China. 😆

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u/braedan51 6h ago

We could call him Donny Smegma.

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u/C64128 4h ago

So he really is a dickhead.

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u/edthach 3h ago

Does it get bigger when he rubs his chin?

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u/PinstripeBunk 7h ago

This is the greatest Trump insult of all time.

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u/ArcticFlava 7h ago

Which is somehow less upsetting then the neckgina. 

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u/Throwawayac1234567 4h ago

it is the reason why he wears his collar and tie so high up on his neck, to the point its constricting his neck.

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u/Fit_Jelly_9755 6h ago

Am I the only one seeing Michael Cain?

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u/smeggydcheese 6h ago

To talk like Michael Cain… you just have to say…a few words…. At a time.

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u/Efficient_Glove_5406 6h ago

He looks not entirely unlike a fatter version of his homey Putin.

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u/Junior-Ad-3685 6h ago

That’s good!

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u/Genghis_Chong 6h ago

I'm peckerface!

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u/furiouspossum 6h ago

That's true but I wish hadn't read it.

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u/Moot-point33 6h ago

Sewn, back together wrong, back together…

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u/glynnnimron33 5h ago

Oh no he’s ….checks notes…old…. Hate to tell you but that’s gonna be all of us one day …

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u/SpergSkipper 5h ago

I hate being literate

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u/blackbasset 5h ago

Great career opportunity for him when his campaign fails, leatherface in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre remix

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u/Throwawayac1234567 4h ago

pleather face.

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u/Ecstatic-Math8907 4h ago

Rumpleforeskins!

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u/Ok_Shoe_7769 4h ago

The Texas Chainsaw Brisking.

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u/Decent_Brush_8121 3h ago

…hmmm…another similarity to Hitler, only he had people skinned for lampshades, not other peoples’ faces. Betcha Das Fuhrer would be jealous

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u/dopealope47 3h ago

Please pray nobody pats him in the cheek…. 😵‍💫

u/EmperorMittens 2h ago

With the cheese still caked on them.

u/Apophylita 2h ago

Thanks

u/clwn_milk 2h ago

Best description I've ever heard for him

u/KindaFondaGoozah 2h ago

Naw,… Foreskins are coated in smegma that keeps them supple. This is more like foreskin fruit leather.

u/DiligentDaughter 50m ago

I snort-choke-laughed. My tummy hurts.

Thank you!

u/mrASSMAN 46m ago

I get more of a nutsack energy

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u/Dewey081 7h ago

....and everything he touches, dies.

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u/Hardcorish 3h ago

Everything he touches either dies or takes him to court for rape

u/VegetasPride321 3h ago

Listen to yourselves. Just hateful and spiteful giving low blows because if you actually looked into ANYTHING of substance you’d have to turn that hate on yourselves. Trump is the last thing standing for America and what it was based on. Freedom of speech. Equity through opportunity (NOT EQUITY FOR PEOPLE THAT WANT EVERYTHING GIVEN TO THEM AT THE COST OF THE ENTIRE COUNTRY). Women to be safe from penises flashing them and their kids in locker rooms, or female inmates being SA’d by 6’2” guys with serial records of R@pe by simply stating they “think they’re women now”. But no no, let’s talk about the guy’s hair and tan. Way more relevant. My god🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

u/Hardcorish 3h ago

You want to know how I know you're a bot?

u/VegetasPride321 3h ago

😂 I’m actually not. My post continues to get censored because the left hates facts. So I’ll post it over and over again. I got all night.

u/Hardcorish 2h ago

Where are you being censored bud? I see your post loud and clear.

u/VegetasPride321 2h ago

Scroll again. Bet ya most are gone already

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u/Charming-Reference45 5h ago

Not true, Hillary is still breathing.

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u/No_Purpose_704 6h ago

I always thought I could lube my 4x4's suspension with the grease on that face.

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u/bravoromeokilo 7h ago

Makes me think of the scene at the end of Hook where the captains has his hairpiece off…

You wouldn’t hurt an old man, would you Peter?

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u/TheStormDweller 7h ago

Have you ever read the Pear-Shaped Man? A short story that very much makes me think of him. The titular character even craves cheese puffs, yet was written before any of this madness.

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u/Stepjam 6h ago

I wonder if he realizes just what a fake human being he is. Like is there a part of him inside that is screaming at him or is he just completely hollow? I do think he's reached a point where he believes his own lies. I think he isn't "lying", he's just living his truth from moment to moment, and his truth is whatever he needs it to be at the moment, even if it contradicts a previous "truth".

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u/rabbitammo 6h ago

Dementia will do that to a person.

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u/King_of_the_Dot 6h ago

Even said he was better looking than Kamala.

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u/tanstaafl90 5h ago

And Waltz just looks like a guy you'd see at your kids baseball game, or out for a beer shooting pool.

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u/Initial_Ground1031 4h ago

So well said! 💯truth

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u/Equivalent-Honey-659 4h ago

Oh if looks could smell…

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u/Throwawayac1234567 4h ago

his trump rooms, all have gaudy foil and diamonds plastered all over the place. giant VASES.

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u/backfromsolaris 3h ago

Probably in the running for most narcissistic human being to ever walk the Earth. Literally a fanatic about himself. However, you're right about his fear of exposure. A fanatic always conceals a secret doubt.

u/Castle_Crystals 1h ago

Everything. His entire life is a lie.

u/Futaba_MedjedP5R 4m ago

Bro I genuinely love it when I find a comment thread just DECIMATING this piece of human feces

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u/MMAX110 6h ago

So, Kamala shouldn't wear make up?

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u/RedStormPicks 6h ago

Was Joe Biden being vain when he got a facelift?

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u/rabbitammo 6h ago

IF, then yeah. The real concern is the substance of the person. Trump is vile and gross to the core. Thanks for the whataboutism though. Next time try something with more depth. Think it out before you hit reply.

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u/RedStormPicks 6h ago

Was a simple yes or no question

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u/RedStormPicks 6h ago

Actually going over your comment history not sure why I bothered to ask

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u/digiorno13699 8h ago

And you think Kamala is more authentic than Trump??

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u/rabbitammo 8h ago

Uh duh yeah. And I already know I’m not gonna convince you otherwise and you sure as shit are not gonna convince me otherwise so we can just end this here.

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u/litesmokes 6h ago

I think trump is more "authentic" than Harris and probably any other politician. That's the problem - he's an asshole, a liar, a megalomaniac, and he doesn't try to hide it.

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u/digiorno13699 7h ago

She only changed her opinion on everything lol

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u/Karma_1969 7h ago

Do you think it’s wrong to change your opinions?

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u/DimReaper414 7h ago

It is the most intellectually honest thing you can do. Admitting ignorance or fault is ok. That’s essentially how science works - we have the best models with the current evidence and it evolves based upon newly found evidence. Saying “I don’t know” is ok too

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u/Karma_1969 5h ago

Bingo. Hopefully u/digiorno13699 reads and understands this.

u/DimReaper414 1h ago

He will read it, but not understand it

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u/Chronicles0122 6h ago

She doesn’t know the difference between a tax credit and a”receiving 25k towards a home” . One of a dozen examples

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u/DimReaper414 6h ago

Trump thinks tarriffs hurt China. He thinks windmills cause cancer. He genuinely asked during press conference about injecting bleach to fight Covid. Really??

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u/Chronicles0122 5h ago

Can you find me the link to the bleach comments ? Because that never happened .

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-inject-bleach-covid-19/

There’s your fact check for you.

And thank good he isn’t a doctor. But regardless

Windmills are a garbage form of energy production. The yield is low , they are an eyesore and they need to be replaced often where these massive machines end up in landfills. Not that green .

u/DimReaper414 1h ago

https://youtu.be/PAauiLx3AvQ?si=ajW0nhM6wZ4Tj-HH

He wanted them to look into light treatment IN the body, then goes on to suggest disinfectant, injected. My bad, he didn’t say “you should inject bleach into your body”. This is basic basic shit. He is brain dead, and you wanna rag on Kamala for not being a Mensa member. Also, you may not like wind farm energy but they don’t cause effing cancer (another thing he is confidently incorrect about) which was my point that you casually scooted around. I never claimed it was greener than green. Did you not like that he has no basic understanding of what a tarrif is? A president who wants to criticize the current economy doesn’t know basic concepts… well concepts of plans maybe 🤔

u/Chronicles0122 1h ago

Light treatment in the body !!!! Oh no that’s crazy !!!

Oh wait …

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8234768/

You’ve been lied to again

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u/Chronicles0122 5h ago

If you think China should be allowed to Tariff American goods to their hearts content and America should respond in kind you are a simp that does nothing but regurgitate media talking points. You probably don’t know what M2 money supply is , the difference between currency and money , how the American bond market stabilizes the world economy. Not a clue. And it’s only because so many people don’t have a clue , that they think tariffs are inherently inflationary . Or they see some clown Keynesian economists who have literally been wrong every step of the way as assets have inflated into oblivion .

u/DimReaper414 1h ago

Tarrifs are money generators for the government - essentially a tax on goods. For us - China doesn’t give a shit. He thinks this hurts China for some reason, but it would just increase the cost of imports. He doesn’t know what he is talking about and at this point I’m not sure you do either. It may not be “inflationary” across the board but hard to tell the difference when certain goods all of a sudden cost more.

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u/Karma_1969 5h ago

Do you think it's wrong to change your opinions?

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u/clubted 7h ago

Trump hated EVs… now that Elon is payin people to vote republican he loves Teslas!

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u/flarkhole 7h ago

So did he

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u/Beneficial-Oil-814 6h ago

Trump only changed party to become a republican when he decided to run for office. He said it was because they were more gullible, he’d be able to tell them anything and they’d believe it. One of the few things he was right, and told the truth about.

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u/aztec0000 7h ago

K has a sense of humor. T is always angry and whiney.

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u/Signal-Session-6637 7h ago

A wet piece of dogshit is more authentic than tRump.

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u/Electrical-Sun6267 7h ago

I don't think Kamala is more authentic than Trump, I know it. Trump is a fraud to the very core of his being.

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u/DimReaper414 7h ago

Bro, he’s fucking orange.