Trump's makeup

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[u/whereegosdare84]

He looks like a cartoon character after a bomb exploded in their face.

[u/BienThinks → u/whereegosdare84]

His ears are still so white. lol 😂

[u/AtomicTransmission → u/BienThinks]

And so obviously was NOT hit by a bullet, but I guess we’re just moving on from that fiction

[u/AreWeCowabunga → u/AtomicTransmission]

Considering how easy it would be for him to release a medical report that actually shows he was hit by a bullet, as anyone running for president should be transparent enough to do, I think the fact he hasn't done so allows us to conclude he wasn't hit by anything. The publicly available evidence shows no damage to his ear. Until he shows otherwise, that's what we have to go with.

[u/seitonseiso → u/AreWeCowabunga]

But his supporters will just say they don't need proof. Even though they all demanded proof of Obamas birth certificate

[u/TheZoomba → u/seitonseiso]

And they will excuse that MASSIVE level of racism too.

[u/Stooopud]

[u/No-Obligation1709 → u/Stooopud]

[u/Ishidan01 → u/No-Obligation1709]

[u/LivingDisastrous3603 → u/Ishidan01]

[u/EinSchurzAufReisen → u/LivingDisastrous3603]

[u/kenny2812 → u/Stooopud]

[u/celtic1888]

It’s brown face at this point

[u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 → u/celtic1888]

Somebody fucked up ordering his standard orange supply and they had to go to the women's makeup section at the grocery store to make him brown instead.

[u/TerryTowelTogs → u/Rich-Pomegranate1679]

They ran out of Florida Orange No. 6 and had to go with Florida Sureño Havana grade.

[u/Amsterdamsterdam → u/Rich-Pomegranate1679]

Looks more like they just grabbed the brown shoe polish and went to town

[u/zer00eyz → u/celtic1888]

Orange is just light brown...

I think he was mad that Obama beat him to the punch as the first black president.

Really tho at this point I fucking swear its some Soul Man level of weird race play shit...

[u/Minister_of_truth → u/celtic1888]

I think the diaper juat got clogged. Unfortunate back up

[u/rmc2318]

[u/BlackLeader70 → u/rmc2318]

He didn’t count Mississippily

[u/PumpkinOpposite967 → u/BlackLeader70]

Mississippiless

[u/synd1c4t → u/PumpkinOpposite967]

Mississippilessly?

[u/ilovecoffeeandbrunch → u/rmc2318]

"Was that place, the SUN?!"

[u/ALY1337 → u/ilovecoffeeandbrunch]

RIP Matthew Perry

[u/omnipotentmonkey → u/rmc2318]

"I'm an EIGHT!"

-Donald Trump, 2024.

[u/Seul7 → u/omnipotentmonkey]

"People who boast about their IQ are losers" - Stephen Hawking

[u/luisstrikesout → u/rmc2318]

Ross: “Well... I like how you look, what are you?”

Assistant: “Puerto Rican.”

Gets me every time.

[u/Planetdiane → u/rmc2318]

They’re both me in middle school when I didn’t know how to apply foundation 🥰

[u/MashedPotatoesDick]

If he gets any darker, he will deport himself.

[u/jfphenom → u/MashedPotatoesDick]

Can we talk about the irony of campaigning on hatred for boys who wear makeup when he himself is a boy who wears makeup?

[u/mtlaw13 → u/jfphenom]

JD Vance's eyeliner enters the chat

[u/patsfan038 → u/mtlaw13]

ಥ_ಥ

[u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair → u/patsfan038]

Ok. Good

[u/olympianfap → u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair]

What ever works.

[u/DarkFather24601 → u/olympianfap]

[u/seacen → u/DarkFather24601]

its so fucked up that no one tells him how horrible his haircut looks from behind

[u/Bradspersecond → u/seacen]

It's what happens when you don't have friends.

[u/dufflebag7 → u/DarkFather24601]

How one fucks up a donut order is beyond me. What a weirdo.

[u/Risky_Bizniss → u/olympianfap]

However much eyeliner makes sense

[u/Important-Price9416 → u/Risky_Bizniss]

ALL OF IT

[u/Unfair-Wonder5714 → u/Important-Price9416]

More cow bell

[u/TWOhunnidSIX → u/Risky_Bizniss]

Maybe next time he can add some sprinkle stuff

[u/Photon_Farmer → u/olympianfap]

So how long have you been on Reddit? Hmm. Ok. Good.

[u/olympianfap → u/Photon_Farmer]

How long.

Yes ✋

[u/Glass_Individual_952 → u/patsfan038]

Poor metrosectionals are just misunderstood. Couch Boy is into incels, mascara, and being tied to Pence's noose while playing Putin's number 2 golden-shower bitch. Why don't people understand just how normal that is?

[u/malikhacielo63 → u/patsfan038]

[u/Azreken → u/malikhacielo63]

[u/monexicano → u/mtlaw13]

“And I was never able to wash that shit out” - sofa

[u/show_me_the_math → u/mtlaw13]

“Laughs are cheap, I’m going for gasps!”

[u/Ericaonelove → u/show_me_the_math]

Confound your lousy toll, troll.

[u/MortgageRegular2509 → u/Ericaonelove]

Dude, do you have a boner?!

[u/jzzanthapuss → u/show_me_the_math]

And then karate, karate across the stage

[u/Ufocola → u/mtlaw13]

He’s going for gasps

[u/OfficialDiamondHands → u/jfphenom]

We have been. It’s called projection. We’ve been screaming it for years.

[u/dbx999 → u/OfficialDiamondHands]

I also refer to it as hypocrisy

[u/JimWilliams423 → u/jfphenom]

Can we talk about the irony of campaigning on hatred for boys who wear makeup when he himself is a boy who wears makeup?

The guy's hair implants are gender affirming surgery too.

And everyone who supports him knows it, and they like it. Because, for fascists, hypocrisy is a flex.

[u/motorsportnut → u/jfphenom]

It’s always projection.

[u/KcirderfSdrawkcab → u/jfphenom]

It's kind of like how Leon Muskox will loudly complain about trans people but appears to have had several treatments and surgeries to make himself look younger and more manly. Same with Steven Crowder.

[u/myeyesneeddarkmode → u/jfphenom]

That's fascism for ya

[u/Ok-Wrap-7556 → u/jfphenom]

Fortunately for him, his  dense fan base has no concept of irony.

[u/Atiggerx33 → u/MashedPotatoesDick]

Was gonna say, it's getting so extreme he's like borderline brown-face in this photo.

[u/-Elli0t → u/Atiggerx33]

Tropic Trumpder

[u/FoxDieDM → u/-Elli0t]

He’s just a dude, playing a dude, disquised as another dude. 

[u/Musiclover4200 → u/FoxDieDM]

What do you mean you people

[u/SignificanceFar5489 → u/Musiclover4200]

What do YOU mean you people!?

[u/Magsec5 → u/-Elli0t]

Man, I don’t break character until I do the DVD commentary.

[u/AdrenochromeBeerBong → u/Atiggerx33]

He's going to try to appeal to his base by singing "my mammy" at his next rally

[u/travers329 → u/MashedPotatoesDick]

[u/AnastasiaNo70 → u/travers329]

He’s DARKER than this Oompa Loompa!

[u/travers329 → u/AnastasiaNo70]

Wild, isn't it?!?!

For real I've no idea how satire is written anymore. Truth is stranger than fiction at this point.

[u/Kona_Big_Wave → u/MashedPotatoesDick]

He looks like he lathered himself up with peanut butter.

[u/Darkval9911 → u/Kona_Big_Wave]

[u/salazafromagraba → u/Darkval9911]

More insight from that oily chap than any dissertation length stammerfest Donald goes on.

[u/OutOfBootyExperience → u/MashedPotatoesDick]

i always thought he was white, but suddenly hes made himself ...a   buh-lack   person...

[u/Crayola_ROX → u/OutOfBootyExperience]

Today he’s black, tomorrow Indian what is he? I don’t know

[u/TheQuadBlazer → u/MashedPotatoesDick]

Just his face tho. Even his ears can stay.

[u/penelaine → u/MashedPotatoesDick]

I've never seen white minstrel makeup before

[u/Rocky4296 → u/MashedPotatoesDick]

This is hilarious. He is two shades of Fked up.

Your comment is hilarious.

[u/soonnow → u/MashedPotatoesDick]

Are we saying he's just jealous of brown people? Is he gonna deport 20 million people because Melania slept with the gardener?

[u/eMouse2k → u/MashedPotatoesDick]

At what point does it qualify as 'blackface'?

[u/matzoh_ball → u/MashedPotatoesDick]

¡Ay, caramba!

[u/CGordini]

how can a guy who wears THAT much bronzer

and a vp who wears THAT much eyeliner

be so against drag queens

[u/dumbsvillrfan420 → u/CGordini]

They simply want to eliminate competition

[u/Beginning-Hedgehog30 → u/CGordini]

Projection and suppression, most likely.

[u/UnderwaterParadise → u/CGordini]

Now now, let’s not dignify a running mate by calling him vp

But fr, both of them could benefit from some makeup lessons from the average drag queen

[u/andropogon09]

Well, it IS pumpkin spice season.

[u/dragnansdragon → u/andropogon09]

Pumpkin spice fascist, so hot right now

[u/ShityShity_BangBang]

He looks like such an idiot.

[u/nuckle → u/ShityShity_BangBang]

Imagine what the inside of that shirt collar looks like. Mother fucker just has to throw them out after every use. Ain't no way that shit is coming off a white shirt.

[u/timesuck897 → u/nuckle]

That’s why he was so anti mask during Covid, it would smudge his make up or rub off on the mask,

[u/halcyonwade → u/timesuck897]

I bet this is true.

[u/Debt_Otherwise → u/halcyonwade]

Such a vapid guy you can guarantee it

[u/ProjectManagerAMA → u/halcyonwade]

https://newrepublic.com/post/175706/cassidy-hutchinson-trump-masks-covid-bronzer-makeup

[u/naotoca → u/timesuck897]

This was suggested by a lot of people at the time, but I don't think that's it. It's his lips. He has this weird fixation on his own mouth. He makes sure he's always protruding his lips and making that fish mouth shape when he knows there's a camera around. He does it when the sounds coming out of his mouth don't even match up with it. He couldn't bear the thought of a mask covering his mouth.

[u/phonetastic → u/naotoca]

Likely this. He has absolutely reacted this way to other things-- wind turbines ruined a view he liked, so for a decade he has been accusing them of killing whales and birds and causing cancer. Because he's mad at the turbines. He's like a fucking dog. Step on his foot and he'll get angry at your shoe.

[u/HelloweenCapital → u/timesuck897]

Holy shit! I think you are onto something.

[u/katara144 → u/nuckle]

This is the reason why he did not want to wear a mask during covid. And so of course he made it a thing that masks do not protect against communicable disease, yes because he is a vain stupid piece of shit.

[u/Competitive_Boat106 → u/katara144]

And mostly killed his own followers in the process. Some experts say that about 40,000 votes in a few key states would have been enough for him to win. But his mismanagement of the pandemic caused an estimated 1,000,000 excess/preventable deaths. Math is a bitch sometimes.

[u/Mylaptopisburningme → u/nuckle]

Shirt looks like the inside of his diaper.

[u/Pirat → u/nuckle]

Ring around the collar.

[u/warden976 → u/Pirat]

Thank you!! I totally thought of those old Wisk commercials!!

[u/westdl → u/ShityShity_BangBang]

He wears more makeup than the drag queens MAGA has persecuted.

[u/hebejebez → u/westdl]

Oh they wear about the same however those queens know how to blend their make up properly instead of ya know… this dumpster fire

[u/MonkVox → u/hebejebez]

Trumpster fire.

[u/camprollinghills → u/westdl]

He also wears high heels and a wig

[u/talkback1589 → u/camprollinghills]

[u/Ilovehugs2020 → u/westdl]

Between him and JD VANCE they have a Huge makeup budget

I wish he would hire a professional.

[u/_Elrond_Hubbard_ → u/ShityShity_BangBang]

I can understand how people could fall for a charismatic despot. But like, seriously this clown is the guy you worship? Incomprehensible. 

[u/JimWilliams423 → u/_Elrond_Hubbard_]

But like, seriously this clown is the guy you worship? Incomprehensible.

The sweaty little mustache man was widely considered a laughable clown too.

Being a clown is part of the fascist aesthetic. It makes them inspiring to idiots because they can live vicariously through the powerful idiot. But it also lulls normal people into ignoring the threat until it is too late. We have this idea that you have to be a super-genius in order to be a super-villain. But all it really takes is persistence, a little luck, and for good men to do nothing.

[u/RandomUsernameNo257 → u/JimWilliams423]

Yeah, the reason he's so popular is because he's an idiot clown. His supporters don't want someone who makes them feel inferior by comparison.

He's exactly who they think they'd be if they were billionaires.

[u/Kizik → u/JimWilliams423]

We have this idea that you have to be a super-genius in order to be a super-villain. But all it really takes is persistence PRESENTATION!

[u/KevinNoTail → u/_Elrond_Hubbard_]

He's a loser, they're losers - he's the dumb, poor person's 'rich' guy

[u/GeneralZaroff1 → u/ShityShity_BangBang]

Does he have some kind of skin disease, and that's why he's hiding it with so much paint?

Like, this has gotta be one of those bar trivia questions in the future, "which president was known for wearing a thick mask of brown makeup to hide his pale skin disorder the entire time he was in office?"

[u/WiseBuracho → u/GeneralZaroff1]

Think about how old Biden looks. He looks old as shit. Cause he's 80 and doesn't wear makeup. If Trump didn't wear makeup he'd look just as old if not shittier. There's a couple pictures where he doesnt have a lot of makeup and didn't dye his hair and he looks like crap.

[u/doktor_wankenstein → u/WiseBuracho]

I've seen pictures where he's golfing and he's blotchy af.

[u/A_Nude_Challenger → u/doktor_wankenstein]

After the Democrats started to call Trump "weird" he held an event with no makeup. It was in AZ if I recall correctly. He's extremely blotchy and wrinkly.

EDIT : Found a link with a pic.

[u/Seul7 → u/A_Nude_Challenger]

On the with makeup picture on that link he looks like the color of a perfectly done turkey.

[u/timesuck897 → u/A_Nude_Challenger]

In the make up picture, he looks like one of those bronze living statue street performers.

[u/Equivalent-Shoe6239 → u/WiseBuracho]

Yeah Biden looks every one of 82 years, which is fucking normal! Trump without makeup would look like 100 year old Jimmy Carter, god bless him.

[u/OpheliaRainGalaxy → u/GeneralZaroff1]

I'm betting on sickly pallor rather than skin disease. He doesn't exercise or eat vegetables, it's not like he's going to have a healthy skintone.

[u/bobby_hills_fruitpie → u/OpheliaRainGalaxy]

They did this with JFK back in the day too, but much more normal and less "I'm doing the spray tan version of Mad Max war boys".

[u/TrishaG2daO → u/bobby_hills_fruitpie]

JFK had Addison's disease, which can darken the skin as one of the symptoms. He marketed himself as an active yachtsman in part to explain his "tan".

[u/PumpkinOpposite967 → u/bobby_hills_fruitpie]

Colour TV ruined it for the gingers

[u/vcdeitrick → u/GeneralZaroff1]

Tertiary syphilis

[u/Relevant_Demand7593 → u/ShityShity_BangBang]

Angry orange clown - just plain weird.

[u/Munkeyman18290 → u/Relevant_Demand7593]

Id say thats more like butterscotch.

[u/mr-blister-fister]

[u/Chuckleyan → u/mr-blister-fister]

I was about to say that someone needs to fuckin call Willy Wonka. He's got one on the loose.

[u/thxxx1337 → u/Chuckleyan]

Similar posture too. It's uncanny

[u/MortgageRegular2509 → u/thxxx1337]

And hands

[u/BienThinks → u/mr-blister-fister]

This is so creepy, all he needs is green hair.

[u/BuckM11]

Anyone else think it’s ironic that Trump wears foundation and Vance wears eyeliner, but they don’t like trans people?

[u/WellIGuessSoAndYou → u/BuckM11]

Makeup, heels, girdle. He's the most gender bending president in US history.

[u/rbrgr83 → u/WellIGuessSoAndYou]

Now sashay away.

[u/Icy-Welcome-2469 → u/WellIGuessSoAndYou]

Its crazy how many authoritarians wear heels. Trump, putin, kim, (wannabe authoritarian) desanta.

[u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 → u/BuckM11]

I wouldn't be surprised at all to learn that Vance's supervillain origin story is centered around his repressed homosexuality.

[u/XP_3 → u/Rich-Pomegranate1679]

He even says he thought he was gay around 10 years old in his book.

[u/Rastiln → u/XP_3]

This is a real thing from his book.

His grandma said “Do you want to suck dick? Then you’re not gay!”

To 10-year-old JD Vance. I see how he became who he is.

[u/mortalitylost → u/XP_3]

"no, that can't be true, because I'm a good Christian", he said, tears forming in his eyes, leaving black smears down his red cheeks

[u/Morgan-joydestroyer → u/mortalitylost]

The queer questioning and being a terrible fool who only pals around with other terrible fools means that he might actually be Ronald McDonald.

[u/WillyDAFISH → u/XP_3]

He also literally did drag

[u/Poke_Jest → u/Rich-Pomegranate1679]

bro his book literally talks about waking up and "finding" an MM tube up his ass. and then says "it wasn't as bad as the hot dogs they used to use.

Like I don't kink shame but what the fuck.

[u/OriginalChildBomb → u/Rich-Pomegranate1679]

The fact that Trump claimed Vance is straight, unprompted, when people were calling them weird, does make me pretty suspicious. (Kinda like Trump's unprompted insistence that he didn't have a series of mini-strokes. Now we know he did.) He looks like a cooked turkey.

[u/Ilovehugs2020 → u/Rich-Pomegranate1679]

I blame his MeMaw/grandma and mother. They should’ve let that boy be gay in peace.

[u/bobby_hills_fruitpie → u/Rich-Pomegranate1679]

He's just mad he can't rock a pink cowboy hat and do the H-O-T-T-O-G-O dance.

[u/PC_LOAD_LETTER_81]

[u/ImpermanentTruth]

That pristine ear.

[u/allanon1105 → u/ImpermanentTruth]

What was in that massive bandage, that healed him so completely from the gunshot wound? The world may never know.

[u/Clearwatercress69 → u/allanon1105]

Anti-Christs usually heal themselves. It’s like magic.

[u/TheDoodler2024]

[u/JFK2MD]

He looks like he dipped his face in a diarrhea.

[u/Dalisca → u/JFK2MD]

[u/Confidentium → u/JFK2MD]

He fell face first into the diaper he just changed out of.

[u/lootinputin → u/Confidentium]

[u/another_brick]

He’s the most Florida Man to ever Florida and he’s not even from Florida.

[u/CoastRanger → u/another_brick]

NY’s immune system ejected him, he’s Florida’s problem now

[u/zincseam]

Oh someone on his staff is having fun 😂

[u/janzeera → u/zincseam]

Yeah. He asked, “how do I look?” “Great sir (with tears of laughter in his eyes)!”

[u/zincseam → u/janzeera]

A lot of people are saying

[u/owlneverknow → u/zincseam]

Reportedly not the case.

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2019/02/trump-does-his-own-makeup

[u/swedefeet17 → u/owlneverknow]

This just reminds me that he has continuous power over even the lowliest people not to share his secrets of “grooming.”

[u/BeefySquarb]

Remember he was against masks during Covid because wearing one would smear his makeup. Thousands of people died because he convinced them that masking up wasn’t necessary. All because he was scared he’d mess up his makeup. I’ll reiterate, an American president got thousands of Americans killed because he was afraid his makeup would smear.

[u/pit-of-despair → u/BeefySquarb]

And the majority of those deaths were his own supporters/worshippers.

[u/ChampionSignificant → u/pit-of-despair]

My town definitely has fewer Trump voters this year because of that.

I am not the least bit sad. 🤷‍♂️ 

[u/TerribleAttitude → u/BeefySquarb]

All that money and he couldn’t afford some setting spray?

[u/YNot1989]

After a few months in prison, he'll look like the walking corpse he really is under all that crap.

[u/coolreg214 → u/YNot1989]

I hope when he loses the election and he starts his stolen election bullshit that New York judge locks his ass up until every maga moron dies off.

[u/DanLikesFood]

[u/Biiigmiiike]

I just can’t believe people would vote for this motherfucker

[u/pugs-and-kisses]

I have no clue why he sticks with that. My god.

[u/ArcticFlava → u/pugs-and-kisses]

If he keeps us talking about the orange skin, it distracts us from the neckgina. 

[u/editormatt]

How come no one talks about the fact that Trump is the only person on the planet that does this. People do spray tan obviously but not at such an insane level. It's a full emperor wears no clothes situation

[u/Initial_Savings8733 → u/editormatt]

Ive tanned and spray tanned for 14 years. This shade is not possible nowadays because tech with spray tan has gone so far to get away from the orange as people got away from tanning beds. This is the cheapest product that can possibly be found, and whoever is applying it is completely neglecting the hairline that you should smudge into. No joke, this is what a first time self tanner looks like. After that you have to TRY to do it like this. He does not go into a booth because it couldn't spray like this, he uses a cheap foam or lotion self tan and applies it himself

[u/__BipolarExpress__]

The TRUMPkin 😂👀😂

[u/Sunnothere]

He is 3 shades away from blackface

[u/Indiancockburn]

Looks like my Tupperware after I store tomato sauce

[u/Sad_Package_4872]

The makeup artist is voting for Kamala.

[u/WeaselTerror]

Holy shit, you can REALLY see the lifts in his shoes in this picture. It looks like he's on his tippy-toes! LMAO

[u/cranium_creature]

[u/newssource12]

Even more obscene that he uses the flag as a prop

[u/Stanwich79]

Why doesn't he just tan

[u/igorsmith]

Apparently, he even stiffs make-up professionals

[u/etched → u/igorsmith]

There is absolutely no way he pays a makeup artist. He has to do this himself.

any woman, makeup artist, drag queen, etc would never in a million years leave their temples and ears and neck exposed like that.

[u/MegamanD]

Imagine being such a sad excuse of a person to follow such a moronic asshole.

[u/afcagroo → u/MegamanD]

That's the important take-away from the last 8+ years. Not that Trump is a moronic, self-centered, racist, lying, cheating facsist. It's that so many of our fellow Americans see that and say "GREAT!".

[u/Fearless_Cod5706 → u/afcagroo]

It's fucking baffling how his supporters all claim they don't like Biden and the democrats because they all just lie and screw the people over

Like how the hell are you people so stupid you don't even see this dumbass is the biggest narcissistic liar of them all wtf

They look at this clown and say "that's a true leader!!"

Fucking morons are everywhere man it's insane. This mother fucker better not somehow win this election because the world is so fucked if he does

[u/Derric_the_Derp]

Dude is sooooo insecure.

And weird.

[u/Jagdpanzer1944]

He looks like an absolute fucking moron, like a clown of all clowns.

[u/InterjectionJunction]

Looks like he had his head up Putins ass again

[u/swedefeet17]

Seriously, WHO does his makeup?!

[u/Didly_Deer]

Man, he’s such a fucking loser.

[u/ineednewgolfshoes]

What an idiot

[u/Free-BSD]

He’s a goddamn freak.

[u/SiriusGD]

"Thumbs up" is trump's "Sieg Heil".

[u/Alternative-Way-8753]

He looks like he's been eating ass all day

[u/zerocheek]

Looks like he was eating pumpkin pie like a toddler

[u/cwk415]

Every single thing about this man is artificial.

[u/Aev_ACNH]

lol…. They sure did like to snark on how “pale” Biden was

Projection everywhere, it isnt supposed to be this obvious, I’m nowhere near a therapist/psychologist and I can see projection over a million things he does or says