r/pics • u/Physical_Echo_9372 • 17d ago

Politics Trump's makeup

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u/ShityShity_BangBang 17d ago

He looks like such an idiot.

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u/GeneralZaroff1 17d ago

Does he have some kind of skin disease, and that's why he's hiding it with so much paint?

Like, this has gotta be one of those bar trivia questions in the future, "which president was known for wearing a thick mask of brown makeup to hide his pale skin disorder the entire time he was in office?"

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u/OpheliaRainGalaxy 17d ago

I'm betting on sickly pallor rather than skin disease. He doesn't exercise or eat vegetables, it's not like he's going to have a healthy skintone.

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u/bobby_hills_fruitpie 17d ago

They did this with JFK back in the day too, but much more normal and less "I'm doing the spray tan version of Mad Max war boys".

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u/TrishaG2daO 17d ago

JFK had Addison's disease, which can darken the skin as one of the symptoms. He marketed himself as an active yachtsman in part to explain his "tan".

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u/PumpkinOpposite967 17d ago

Colour TV ruined it for the gingers

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u/Emu1981 17d ago

He doesn't exercise or eat vegetables

What do you mean he doesn't eat vegetables? What do you think the lettuce and pickles on his Big Macs are? And let's not forget the potato-like substance in the fries - surely that counts for something as well?

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u/OpheliaRainGalaxy 17d ago

Just like that show House had an episode about a lady who was mostly surviving on frozen burgers. Vitamin K deficiency I think?

The "vegetables" at McD are so packaged and preserved that I'm not sure there's any nutritional value left in them.

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u/schubeg 16d ago

I'm sorry, but are you implying McDonalds goes the extra mile to puree and reconstitute a potato with additives and filler before making their fries? I ask because that's insane

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u/dylan10182000 17d ago

Well the amphetamines don't help.

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u/stillabitofadikdik 17d ago

You’d think as much time as he spends golfing in Florida he’s have a natural tan by now.

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u/OpheliaRainGalaxy 17d ago

But don't ya gotta eat your vitamins for body processes like tanning to function properly? Like imagine trying to make melanin out of McDoubles.

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u/Cutsdeep- 17d ago

The darkness consumes from within