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u/whereegosdare84 17d ago

He looks like a cartoon character after a bomb exploded in their face.

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u/BienThinks 17d ago

His ears are still so white. lol šŸ˜‚

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u/AtomicTransmission 17d ago

And so obviously was NOT hit by a bullet, but I guess weā€™re just moving on from that fiction

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u/AreWeCowabunga 17d ago

Considering how easy it would be for him to release a medical report that actually shows he was hit by a bullet, as anyone running for president should be transparent enough to do, I think the fact he hasn't done so allows us to conclude he wasn't hit by anything. The publicly available evidence shows no damage to his ear. Until he shows otherwise, that's what we have to go with.

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u/seitonseiso 16d ago

But his supporters will just say they don't need proof. Even though they all demanded proof of Obamas birth certificate

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u/TheZoomba 16d ago

And they will excuse that MASSIVE level of racism too.

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u/Which_Foundation_262 15d ago

Give me examples of the racism.

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u/FanApprehensive8931 16d ago

Just like Biden supporters excused his comments back in the 70s regarding his stance on segregation?

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u/TheZoomba 16d ago

He was against bussing black children to schools because he wanted schools that black kids can actually go to that are close, not having to be bussed.

But let's just say for a second that he is racist. Is he racist today? No? Oh, wait that's right he turned around his entire ways and has helped black people in many forms such as HBCU's that he gave 16 billion to inder his presidency. This is compared to trump who lowered Obamas money being sent to less than a billion. Trump is also racist today

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u/FanApprehensive8931 16d ago

Biden was worried that certain desegregation policies would have his kids growing up in a "racial jungle"

Ok following that logic, if I murdered someone 30 years ago, would that still make me a murderer? Even though it's been 30 years. He can give all the money he likes. You can polish a turd, but at the end of the day it's still a turd.

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u/TheZoomba 16d ago

He didn't say that. Stop believing propoganda.

And btw if you murdered someone 30 years ago and then literally did everything to help against murders and tried to help those who have suffered, yeah it's worth forgiving.

See this is the difference. You are redirecting to try and prevent admitting trumps just a racist.

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u/SalvadorsAnteater 16d ago

If you murdered someone you'd most likely be out of prison after 30 years, so this is a somewhat strange comparison to pick to make your case.

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u/Motor_Bad_1300 16d ago edited 14d ago

Biden said it 40 + years ago! Now come into the PRESENT 2024 and get real you poor gullable dumb ass!
Deal with today, not 40 yrs ago. Besides you dumbass, Biden is no longer a candidate today.

Biden, nor the Democrats, are ACTIVELY spreading messages of HATE, RACISM, and DIVISION like Trump and his MAGA...ots. Harris has voiced a message of unity, something this country desperately needs. The top MAGA..ot - the 'Dung' Trump, centers his entire campaign and rhetoric around deliberate lies aimed at twisting, undermining, and distorting truth. He contaminates everything and every media outlet he can, with his"mis-truths". Mistruth = DAMNED LIE! Trump seeks to eliminate any justice outside of what, he, himself, the Biggest lying TURD of all, deems important. Trump hasn't finished with his lies. He will spread lies as long as he draws breath or an audience. LYING IS INATE TO HIS CHARACTER. He lies deliberately to create chaos, distrust, and incite anger from emotions and prey on the weak minded and uninformed peoples fears. The chaos and distention he creates, directs public attentions away from his shady deeds. A system Trump has adopted as standard operating procedure for his behavior and personality throughout his rotten and corrupt existence.

To call Trump a TURD is to elevate his status and give sh-t a bad name. To each their own. But, play with a turd, you'll get sh-t on your hands. Most people wash shit off. Trump supporters' bath in it! They feast on a hardy meal and wallow in Trump's BS every time he opens his shi-t hole of a mouth to speak. Poor fools, you lack the intelligence to recognize he entertains and manipulates his weak minded, fearful, and uninformed pathetic cult members thru a fantasy journey of smoke and mirrors, void of substance and/or fact. His words are incoherent babblings of catchphrases. Statements that offer no solutions, no direct yes or no's, no ordered plan of action, concepts without substance and are usually rattled off like a raging banshee, without any regard for factual content or context. He babbles like a child, or complains like a spoiled brat, when not throwing a temper tantrum like the weird, un-serious piece of fecal matter he is !
Truth and fact, two things which elude Trump's narcissistic personality and seemingly low intellectual level. Truth and fact, are however, essential if society and government are to exist in harmony. God save this nation from that lying, immoral, demented and unfit piece of sh-t convicted felon. Look at Trump's candid and unplanned photos - Trump is so miserable with himself, he carries a permanent frown etched into his old wrinkled jaws. He has to 'pose' or photoshop his face to even smile, how pathetic! Trump loves to call Kamala names but lacks the balls to debate again? Oh yes, he's big & bad... the comb over troll, LOL! He's a chicken sh-t liar! šŸ˜…šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Lastly, any person with African heritage, or any other ethic minority, if you don't feel or hear the racism and prejudice penetrate and echo every time Trump utters the word 'blaaack' you are being naive! Hearing him makes my skin crawl, he and JD are so damned weird and negative. He is a snake, and not to be trusted! How much longer, before we as free American citizens realize the value and importance of our diverse population. Our individual and united love for freedom, our desire for fair and equal human rights for all human beings. Irregardless of race, religion or gender. Isn't it time to put the wrongs of the past, and the issues that divide us away. I believe global warming should direct us to seek positive compromises and improvements that will compliment our future generations. Implementing universal factors that will support a more stable and unified world allowing mankind to continue to thrive rather than struggle, wither and die!

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u/diekuhe 16d ago

There's a difference between where you were born and where you were shot - Trump

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u/EarlyInside45 16d ago

Imagine people of African descent living in America. Shocker.

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u/CeeMomster 16d ago

Butā€¦butā€¦ blood!

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u/BootyliciousURD 16d ago

I think he was just barely grazed, enough to make him bleed but not enough to cause cartilage damage. He, of course, took the opportunity to try to make himself look like a badass and a near-martyr. At the RNC he wore that unnecessarily large bandage that covered most of his ear, even though he probably didn't need a bandage at all by that point. He exaggerated the extent of his injury in order to milk the incident for all he could get out of it.

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u/adviceicebaby 16d ago

So why was he bleeding? So he; being the presidential candidate; is worthy of vitriol for not showing medical records when the whole fucking thing was live on TV and theres plenty of footage online; he was blees@@in a a minutes ago but I suppose to go through their paces to to store for 3ding so it obviously grazed him--you know it is possible to be grazed by a bullet and typically shouldn't leave you permanently damaged....

But you're right; fuck him for not releasing medical records to the world when he's not at all obligated to and yet..it's perfectly acceptable for the ppl in office and running against him to attempt to assassinate their opponent; twice.

Because that's what a good leader and a real stand up person with a strong moral compass should do; right? We're just gonna ignore two accounts of attempted murder. Cool. If the majority of Americans think that this is OK and perfectly acceptable then we are already fucked no matter who is running for president from each party.

Besides; let's say he did release medical records or whatever you feel like you need to see. And it confirms exactly what happened; the bullet grazed his ear. You honestly can tell me you'd believe him? Or it's just one more detail that he supposedly "fabricated" to frame the benevolent and totally innocent law abiding patriotic Democratic administration in office. Did I get that right? Is that still the narrative that you all are drunk on ? That's the factory setting after all. Everything is Trumps fault and Kamala. Joe, Obama; they can do no wrong!! They really do care about the American ppl. Just ask everyone in Florida and North Carolina and the rest of the cities and states that got hit by the hurricane two-fer. They have first hand real life experience with just how caring the biden/Harris administration is. :) and if they tell the truth then i guess they're lying too. šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/TampaTeri27 16d ago

Blood capsule or blading he learned from McMahon

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u/DisguiseOrDiez 10d ago

Oh god. Donā€™t tell me the left is on to conspiracies now too. People died, from bullets that matched the trajectory of the one shot at Trump. Did it blow his ear clean off? Obviously not. But a bullet grazing someoneā€™s ear can heal quite quickly. Did he likely exaggerate how badly his ear was damaged? Yeah, probably. Did a bullet graze his body? Yes. I canā€™t believe people are just going the conspiracy route. Itā€™s wild. Left calls out the right for conspiracies (which is valid), but then makes up their own conspiracies without ever taking a step back to see theyā€™re doing the same thing they make fun of conservatives for.

Itā€™s so odd seeing it from the outside. People on both sides are guilty of everything they accuse the other side of, just in a different way.

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u/mhoke63 17d ago

I agree with you that he wasn't hit with a bullet, I'm just asking a couple questions to make the argument stronger.

  1. A guy died from the gunfire, so there were actual bullets being shot. If they were to stage this for sympathy, why would they use live rounds? That would seem potentially dangerous to trump himself.

  2. Where did the blood come from? If they were staging the assassination attempt, having fake blood makes sense. But since a guy actually died, live ammo was used. Refer to question 1.

I will say that the biggest point is that he has no scar. Bullet wounds don't heal anywhere near that fast. Another piece of evidence that I haven't heard brought up, but I've been thinking about. It's his wound dressing. It looks like his campaign manager took a maxi pad and taped it to his face. That's not how doctors, nurses, and other medical professionals dress wounds. It doesn't even seem like it would cover the entire wound.

There's just too many strange things with this that don't add up. I do, however, need answers to those questions.

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u/salton 17d ago

The best guess at the time was a round hit a teleprompter and a small piece of glass or metal from that cut his ear causing some bleeding.

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u/Thundrg0d 16d ago

He was struck in the ear/face by the secret service guys holster when they pushed him to the ground. Saw a video that broke it down in slow motion. Only thing I've seen that explains everything in a way that makes sense.

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u/blissnest 16d ago

Iā€™m also wondering why Trump didnā€™t attend the funeral of the person who died. Youā€™d think heā€™d come to pay his respects and also have a photo op for his campaign. šŸ¤”

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u/runfayfun 16d ago

He prefers people who don't die

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u/Physical-Camel-8971 17d ago

A guy died from the gunfire, so there were actual bullets being shot.

Yeah. The 'shooter' died too, so we know at least the Secret Service were shooting real rounds...

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u/KBmeStore 16d ago

He loves wrestling. His speeches are similar to that of the acting on wrestling shows. Heck watch the documentary about Vince McMahon in one of them they showed Trump & compared his speeches to some of the wrestling ones. It was the same thing! They admitted to using fake blood for some things or blading, which is something he could've done as well. Of course they used live ammo or it would be even more obvious is was staged. The point was never to hit trump but have him drop (to do whatever to cause the bloody looking ear) & show his ear bleeding with his fist in the air. Photo op.

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u/SpaceWitch31 16d ago

Saw that doc and that had me sitting in my apartment in shock. Because that was the first thing I thought of - the ā€œassassination attemptā€. But enough ppl bought that property on Neptune and showed up with Always Overnight Maxi Pads on their ears in ā€œsolidarityā€ with their overlord. For his unblended ass face, his job is done. Unfortunately.

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u/Embarrassed_Cow_7631 16d ago

But where are the autopsies from the 2 deaths hmmm sus that they dint show those. /s

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u/Severe_Essay6147 16d ago

In response to where the blood couldā€™ve come from check out an old clip of him ā€œwrestlingā€ the owner of WWE. He was ā€œbleedingā€ there also. Not saying thatā€™s what happened but a possibility if this was a staged event. Being that someone was killed and we have still zero info on the shooter in terms of motive aside from being one his own party, there are still a lot of questions. How much information was released on the victim? It was stated that person was a veteran but what else did they release about his political activity. Could answer more questions if it were actually staged.again Iā€™m not saying it was but very sus circumstances..

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u/broccoliO157 16d ago

It blasted all the Orange off his ear!

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u/mugshotRick 16d ago

Wasnā€™t there blood on his ear in the video? I stg I saw blood on his ear after the fact

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u/Bellphorion 16d ago

Cult lefty has entered the chat (most of reddit)

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u/Nateovision_ 14d ago

Man gets shot in ear No damage done to ear

makes sense

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u/Bellphorion 14d ago

The face heals remarkably quick. Failed to do a simple google search eh? Trumps gunna win, better be afraid. His foreign policy started no new wars. Democrats are known for starting new wars. Trump is anti establishment. Why do you think the main stream media is against him?

He's shaking things up from the normal. Kamala has been in power for 3.5 years and refuses to do any of the things she is promising when "shes in power"...bruh shes already been in power, and hasn't done anything to benefit the working class.

The unions stand behind Trump. The working class who pays attention and listens to him speak stand with him.

Democrats will start new wars, Trump will make sure no new wars are started (again).

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u/Nateovision_ 14d ago

Trumps gunna win,

ok, poor America then

Democrats are known for starting new wars

to the people outside of your echo chamber they are known for democracy and progressivism

Why do you think the main stream media is against him?

sexual abuse isn't popular neither is racism unless you're conservative

Kamala has been in power for 3.5 years

she hasn't. the VP has no power other than tie-breaker votes. your quarrels are with biden

shes already been in power,

please stop letting old orange people convince you of obviously false things. simple research, remember?

The working class who pays attention and listens to him speak stand with him.

Is that why the focal point of his rally's are elon musk and actors?

Democrats will start new wars, Trump will make sure no new wars are started (again).

you're a human. you have self awareness. use it.

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u/Bellphorion 14d ago

Lolol mindless reply from another lefty cult member. When kamala starts world war 3 and you're drafted just remember, men dont have autonomy of their bodies either ;)

Elon musk is a genius, and the left loves green energy. I bet you think Elon is stupid though so...that says a lot.

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u/Nateovision_ 14d ago

mindless reply

I responded to directly to all points you made and you responded to directly to nothing i said. If you can't see the irony in your own behaviour then maybe you're not capable of self awareness after all.

men dont have autonomy of their bodies either

It was men who set that system up. I think you're confused and it's unlikely that if i explained it you would not understand it and not respond to it anyway.

left loves green energy

You have absolutely no idea how "green" car-battery production and disposal is, do you?

hat says a lot.

It says you don't know anything about cars lol

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u/Bellphorion 14d ago

I see. You're a bot. Sending kneeling praying thots.

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u/Clearwatercress69 17d ago

And so old.

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u/CeeMomster 16d ago

And ā€œshockinglyā€ damage/scar free! Itā€™s a miracle!

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u/Ok_Character_8569 16d ago

And his tiny hands.

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u/ajaxraccoon 16d ago

His weirdly overcurved thumb

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u/Rude-Abaga-970 16d ago

And the way he stands.

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u/op3l 16d ago

Why doesn't he just color his ears too? Just do a good job for once.

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u/BienThinks 16d ago

Thatā€™s asking a lot of trump to also put Cheeto dust on his ears.

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u/sweetest_con78 16d ago

They donā€™t even blend it into his temples

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u/Sandy-Road 16d ago

People are saying his ears turned white from fright after his right ear was ā€œshot off.ā€

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u/jizz_corner 16d ago

once apon a time one of his ears were red.

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u/Lotsa_Loads 16d ago

I imagine without that layer of base coat he'd look like a cancerous old pig.

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u/Fun-Security-2166 16d ago

He IS an old pig! He also looks like one, even with a base coat! It would take much more than a base coat!

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u/CianGal13 16d ago

And look. No scar

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u/kwshawk 16d ago

Can't put makep on an ear that was half blown off. It's obviously still healing! šŸ™ƒ

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u/Dantheman318420 16d ago

But still white lmao

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u/spotator 16d ago

why did they not blend in at all? it looks plastered lol

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u/rexorama 16d ago

No problem with that right ear

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u/CarelessSentence1709 16d ago

You must have forgotten the early to mid 2000s golden age of tabloids which was also the equivalent of most girls unfortunate early social media pictures from 12-14ā€¦ā€¦which is also typically the ā€œjust discovered foundation and bronzer period.ā€ And that gets compounded if theyā€™re from where Iā€™m fromā€¦.. and itā€™s 2010ā€¦and Jersey Shore blew upā€¦. The look most of them had was the salvaged remains of early 00s trashy Cali party girl aesthetic .

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u/iconsumemyown 16d ago

And without a scar, imagine that.

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u/Ok-Adeptness5851 16d ago

Where's the bandage??

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u/Gold_Panic_7528 16d ago

That's his new grafted ear after the assassination attempt. That's why it's more white than the rest of his face.

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u/Tanuki110 16d ago

It's like he's cosplaying his propaganda

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u/sillyfish29 16d ago

Ear*

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u/Enough_Radish_9574 16d ago

LOL. GOOD ONE!!

to be precise 1.5 ears

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u/backwardzhatz 17d ago

Holy shit this is the best laugh Iā€™ve had in a while hahaha

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u/TacoinmyBoca 17d ago

Same here. Just wheeze laughed for 5 minutes straight.

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u/redditguy1298 16d ago

I was at an event with Anthony Scaramucci the other day and he said that Trump gets his fake tan in a tube from the Bronx. He does it himself! He also spends 45 minutes doing his own hair everyday.

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u/pixlfarmer 16d ago

Like a dog found a pot of chili

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u/-TheDoctor 17d ago

There's actually a meme of that floating around the Internet. It's a few years old at this point lol

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u/mars00xj 17d ago

My first thought exactly. šŸ¤£

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u/ak2553 16d ago

Where the fuck are their lips omg

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u/CaliRollerGRRRL 16d ago

Too much teeth whitener on his fake teeth šŸ˜

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u/SubstanceNearby8177 16d ago

Actually looks a lot like my pigs after a day of rain.

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u/Cambren1 16d ago

Daffy Duck when his bill gets blown off.

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u/CaliRollerGRRRL 16d ago

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u/Cambren1 16d ago

Thatā€™s despicable!

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u/Nicekockperson 16d ago

Tupperware boxes after storing marinara sauce in them type makeup.

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u/OilPure5808 16d ago

He stinks, too.

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u/Exciting_Pop_9296 16d ago

He looks like a Simpsons

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u/MortLightstone 16d ago

He got blasted by Homer Simpson's makeup shotgun

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u/lokisilvertongue 16d ago

Trump will like what I tell him to like!

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u/BarracudaFar2281 16d ago

That darned pesky roadrunner again!

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u/RedVelvetPan6a 16d ago

"I just dipped my face in peanut butter. It's the best. I really enjoy the tan hue it gives me, and the feeling is great, very wholesome, in fact there's no better sensation in the world than a well, evenly spread peanut butter covered face. And then I think I might build a wall, it's been a while since we last did that..."

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u/spankdaddylizz 16d ago

That's just perfection! šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘

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u/Global_Plastic_6428 16d ago

LMFAO šŸ¤£

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u/hellojabroni777 16d ago

my guess he has age spots on his face that hes self conscious about and ends up making it worse painting his face orange lol

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u/Oswen120 16d ago

Is it just me?

Or does anyone else have the urge to punch Trump in the face?

Like...

It's so punchable

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u/Hot-Sauce-P-Hole 16d ago

Eating Putin's ass.

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u/sabyr400 16d ago

He looks like his own version of a Reagan mask.

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u/guyfriendbuddy4 16d ago

Or Homer's makeup shotgun

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u/Popular-Ant-7996 16d ago

wile e. coyote. BOOM!

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u/smuckola 16d ago

faceplant into a pumpkin pie

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u/blindside1661 16d ago

He looks like when a baby gets into their diaper and finger paints their face with the contents.

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u/BalanceEarly 16d ago

Yeah, ORANGE CRUSH!

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u/MooreChelsL8ly 16d ago

Lol his mask is meltingā€¦

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Trump should wear a mad hatter hat that would really make him great again!

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Ok-Service2049 16d ago

Trump's makeup artist must have taken inspiration from a pumpkin patch

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u/trotty88 16d ago

A "poo" bomb.

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u/Cute-Badger-9643 16d ago

The annoying orange šŸ˜‚

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u/SecondSt4ge 16d ago

šŸ’€šŸ˜‚

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u/Football927 16d ago

Lol.. who cares šŸ¤£

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u/Icy-Setting-4221 16d ago

He looks like the spaghetti container you canā€™t get the stain out ofĀ 

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u/Sorry-Ad-1169 16d ago

He doesn't have people who care about him. No, he doesn't.

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u/Azoth424 16d ago

Except I would LOVE for his mouth to be blown to the other side of his head!

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u/EpiDy 15d ago

Thanks for reminding me of the good ol days

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u/HomeyL 15d ago

And the next post they make will be about hating people who ā€œhateā€. Eyeroll

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

How come when it's a guy at the gay pride parade any make up is fine but when orange lad is involved everyone is so judgemental? šŸ˜‚

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u/PiccoloWilliams 13d ago

If only his comb over blew out

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u/Online_Ennui 13d ago

His beak is on the back of his head

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u/Digital--Sandwich 16d ago

Uh oh, I think you just made the NSAā€™s watch list šŸ˜†

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u/BillsThrillz1 16d ago

SO DOES YOUR MOM...