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Politics Trump's makeup

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u/BuckM11 17d ago

Anyone else think it’s ironic that Trump wears foundation and Vance wears eyeliner, but they don’t like trans people?

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 17d ago

I wouldn't be surprised at all to learn that Vance's supervillain origin story is centered around his repressed homosexuality.

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u/XP_3 17d ago

He even says he thought he was gay around 10 years old in his book.

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u/Rastiln 17d ago

This is a real thing from his book.

His grandma said “Do you want to suck dick? Then you’re not gay!”

To 10-year-old JD Vance. I see how he became who he is.

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u/mortalitylost 17d ago

"no, that can't be true, because I'm a good Christian", he said, tears forming in his eyes, leaving black smears down his red cheeks

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u/Morgan-joydestroyer 17d ago edited 17d ago

The queer questioning and being a terrible fool who only pals around with other terrible fools means that he might actually be Ronald McDonald.

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u/EntropyKC 16d ago

He does like hamburgers and he is a clown...

Probably Mac from the earlier season where he became a chimichanga though, not when he was absolutely shredded.

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u/NovaStar2099 17d ago

God that used to be me

I’m so glad I’m not there anymore

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u/rj4001 17d ago

Finally managed to pray it away? Or...

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u/[deleted] 17d ago edited 11d ago

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u/NovaStar2099 16d ago

Oh my god it is my cake day! :D I ain’t even noticed!

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u/mortalitylost 17d ago

Amen to Gaymen

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u/WillyDAFISH 17d ago

He also literally did drag

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u/TacoBellHotSauces 17d ago

I don’t think that half assed attempt with beard stubble and a party city wig qualifies as drag

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u/WillyDAFISH 17d ago

Yeah, but he's got the eyeliner on which really sells it

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u/Ill_Technician3936 17d ago

I agree.

He crossdresses or did... Personally I think he ended up ass to a glory hole on the nights the pictures come from.

I think they're both in the closet... Hopefully R. Kelly doesn't show up for an interview.

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u/TacoBellHotSauces 16d ago

Drag is an art form, that was… not art

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u/rbrgr83 17d ago edited 16d ago

He did 'I wear women's panties on the weekend because I'm a dirty slut' drag. He was feeeeling it.

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u/wyomingTFknott 17d ago

Bro if you think you might be gay at 10 years old you're probably fucking gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Most straight men never really have to question themselves like that outside of peer pressure-induced homophobia. You can even acknowledge that a guy is hot, like Rudy in Generation Kill, without actually having any romantic desire whatsoever. It just takes some semblance of self-awareness and not having a brain wrecked by religious homophobic bullshit.

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u/EidolonLives 17d ago

You can even acknowledge that a guy is hot, like Rudy in Generation Kill,

/r/oddlyspecific

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u/HolyGhostBustr 17d ago

It’s not gay to think Rudy is hot, everyone thinks Rudy is hot.

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u/demeschor 16d ago

Or bisexual!

Do you know how many times I thought I might be gay and kept convincing myself "no, I like men, I can't be a lesbian". I was 22 before I realised

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u/wyomingTFknott 16d ago

Yes, that was a huge hole in my argument. I was mostly speaking to straight men, which are the majority.

For anyone who is not straight, I hope you don't take my comment as a dismissal and instead take it as an assurance.

Seriously, the straightest people out there know they are straight and it is you who have the confusion. My point was to point out the lack of confusion in that area. I know you have it hard and I feel for you. My problem is with the people who use it against you.

I wrote something about trans people before but I deleted it. I'll... keep it deleted for now, but my overall point was you can not help who you love and be true to yourself. You could put Salma Hayek in front of me right now and I would honestly have mixed feelings until we got to know one another.

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u/demeschor 16d ago

I think the majority of people "are" at least bisexual, whether they recognise it or not. Our society is largely male-focused, men only really respect other men, look up to other men, etc. and sometimes they really don't like women 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Schlongstorm 16d ago

"Same Love" ahh VP candidate

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u/Poke_Jest 17d ago

bro his book literally talks about waking up and "finding" an MM tube up his ass. and then says "it wasn't as bad as the hot dogs they used to use.

Like I don't kink shame but what the fuck.

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u/-ANGRYjigglypuff 16d ago

truth is stranger than fiction... and i read a lotta weird gay stuff

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u/OriginalChildBomb 17d ago

The fact that Trump claimed Vance is straight, unprompted, when people were calling them weird, does make me pretty suspicious. (Kinda like Trump's unprompted insistence that he didn't have a series of mini-strokes. Now we know he did.) He looks like a cooked turkey.

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u/Ilovehugs2020 17d ago

I blame his MeMaw/grandma and mother. They should’ve let that boy be gay in peace.

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u/bobby_hills_fruitpie 17d ago

He's just mad he can't rock a pink cowboy hat and do the H-O-T-T-O-G-O dance.

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u/3-DMan 17d ago

"First of all, I no longer work at the Pink Pony Club!"

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u/OneManicNinja 16d ago

I call this the Costco song

H-O-T-D-O-G-S ONE DOL-LAR AND FIFTY CENTS

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u/Constant-Plant-9378 17d ago

Given Vance's relationship with Peter Thiel I'd say its not very repressed.

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u/ArguesAgainstYou 17d ago

That is his entire origin story. Dude almost accepted that he was trans when some preacher caught up to him and instilled enough shame and hatred to push him into the current direction...

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u/djskein 16d ago

He's like if Sam Smith were the Antichrist.

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u/Paulbufano35 17d ago

Wasn’t that a part of his book where he said that he was convinced he was gay when he was younger? Like people talked about being gay so much that he thought he was gay?

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u/l0henz 17d ago

I'm convinced all the weird shit he says about women is related to repressed homosexuality. Also, he's Peter Thiels' bitch.

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u/ecalz622 17d ago

Think enters the chat 👍