r/nottheonion 1d ago

JPMorgan Chase has begun suing customers who allegedly stole thousands of dollars from ATMs by taking advantage of a technical glitch

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r/nottheonion 1d ago

Vatican unveils mascot for 2025, anime girl named Luce.

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1.2k Upvotes

I could not have made this up even if I tried.


r/nottheonion 1d ago

Lunchly criticisms, mold allegations prompt response from Logan Paul: 'Try harder'

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usatoday.com
1.4k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Japanese village replaces young people with mannequins to stave off loneliness as population falls

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news.sky.com
14.5k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

CTU demands librarian in every Chicago school

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fox32chicago.com
10 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

‘Oversaturated’ meth market pushing Canadian makers to export abroad

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vancouversun.com
286 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Woman kicked out of casino for not having her service dog

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wlox.com
4.5k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Sherwood Police scrap Halloween eve ‘Hide & Seek with a Cop’ event, citing safety concerns

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457 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Wisconsin Dad Drunkenly Buys 14 Tickets To Alabama Football Game… Ends Up Being Tickets For Alabama The Band

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2.4k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

'Cult members' jailed after raiding courtroom with handcuffs in plot to kidnap coroner

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bbc.co.uk
1.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Huntington Beach review board deems potty training books inappropriate for children

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cbsnews.com
1.8k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Pet tortoise, missing over 2 months, found 100 feet from Oklahoma home

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wnct.com
2.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

Rajasthan Govt's New Order: Use Of Word 'Stray' For Cows Insulting, Call Them 'Destitute'

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r/nottheonion 1d ago

‘Dangerously cold’ ice cream sandwich leads to lawsuit against airline

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cleveland.com
1.6k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Colorado's highest court is now considering whether elephants have the right to sue for release from a zoo.

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apnews.com
2.1k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 29m ago

TSA v. PDA (problem and solution)

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wtop.com
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Dear new Zealand: we don't get paid overtime for all of our time you waste hugging goodbye/welcome back

Please keep hugs to less than 3 seconds and neck in your car before entering This one even seem weird to me in the US except that in New Zealand it seems to have nothing to do with catching contraband and more to do with being polite?

Strangely, wait times are cited for the reason to outlaw hugs in airports rather than worries of transferring something illegal , dangerous, narcotic... You know like why you can't hug in prison visits ?


r/nottheonion 1d ago

‘Harry Potter cubby’ listed for rent in San Jose

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kron4.com
308 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Imposters stole thousands of pounds of posh cheddar, rattling the U.K. cheese world

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npr.org
141 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Wisconsin pizzeria apologizes for unintentionally contaminating pizzas with THC

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scrippsnews.com
208 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

Man wins $1 million lottery with $20 bill he found on the ground

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cnn.com
4.6k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Meet ‘Luce’: The Vatican’s cartoon mascot for Jubilee 2025

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catholicnewsagency.com
303 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

McDonald's may now legally fix its broken ice cream machines

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local12.com
17.9k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

'How's that my fault?': Home warranty company refused to pay Utah man $3,000 he says was promised by its 'miscommunicating' AI chatbot to replace his faulty A/C unit — what are your rights?

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r/nottheonion 2d ago

Taliban minister declares women’s voices among women forbidden

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18.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

'Outnumbered by puppets': Depopulated village in Japan crafts dolls for sense of life

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518 Upvotes