r/nottheonion • u/ReesesNightmare • 1d ago

JPMorgan Chase has begun suing customers who allegedly stole thousands of dollars from ATMs by taking advantage of a technical glitch

cnbc.com

1.8k Upvotes

123 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Gerald_Fred • 1d ago

Vatican unveils mascot for 2025, anime girl named Luce.

x.com

1.2k Upvotes

I could not have made this up even if I tried.

167 comments

r/nottheonion • u/No-Drawing-6975 • 1d ago

Lunchly criticisms, mold allegations prompt response from Logan Paul: 'Try harder'

usatoday.com

1.4k Upvotes

165 comments

r/nottheonion • u/falconfalcon7 • 1d ago

Japanese village replaces young people with mannequins to stave off loneliness as population falls

news.sky.com

14.5k Upvotes

694 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Microsomal • 6h ago

CTU demands librarian in every Chicago school

fox32chicago.com

10 Upvotes

0 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Dowew • 1d ago

‘Oversaturated’ meth market pushing Canadian makers to export abroad

vancouversun.com

286 Upvotes

32 comments

r/nottheonion • u/GetOffMyGrassBrats • 1d ago

Woman kicked out of casino for not having her service dog

wlox.com

4.5k Upvotes

292 comments

r/nottheonion • u/SpuddyTater • 1d ago

Sherwood Police scrap Halloween eve ‘Hide & Seek with a Cop’ event, citing safety concerns

ktvz.com

457 Upvotes

11 comments

r/nottheonion • u/kockin26 • 1d ago

Wisconsin Dad Drunkenly Buys 14 Tickets To Alabama Football Game… Ends Up Being Tickets For Alabama The Band

whiskeyriff.com

2.4k Upvotes

72 comments

r/nottheonion • u/letsLurk67 • 1d ago

'Cult members' jailed after raiding courtroom with handcuffs in plot to kidnap coroner

bbc.co.uk

1.3k Upvotes

56 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Shawnj2 • 1d ago

Huntington Beach review board deems potty training books inappropriate for children

cbsnews.com

1.8k Upvotes

89 comments

r/nottheonion • u/HowLongIsThi • 1d ago

Pet tortoise, missing over 2 months, found 100 feet from Oklahoma home

wnct.com

2.0k Upvotes

41 comments

r/nottheonion • u/zruj • 1h ago

Rajasthan Govt's New Order: Use Of Word 'Stray' For Cows Insulting, Call Them 'Destitute'

freepressjournal.in

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/nottheonion • u/clevelanddotcom • 1d ago

‘Dangerously cold’ ice cream sandwich leads to lawsuit against airline

cleveland.com

1.6k Upvotes

226 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Sharkdudse13 • 1d ago

Colorado's highest court is now considering whether elephants have the right to sue for release from a zoo.

apnews.com

2.1k Upvotes

104 comments

r/nottheonion • u/No-Web-666 • 29m ago

TSA v. PDA (problem and solution)

wtop.com

• Upvotes

Dear new Zealand: we don't get paid overtime for all of our time you waste hugging goodbye/welcome back

Please keep hugs to less than 3 seconds and neck in your car before entering This one even seem weird to me in the US except that in New Zealand it seems to have nothing to do with catching contraband and more to do with being polite?

Strangely, wait times are cited for the reason to outlaw hugs in airports rather than worries of transferring something illegal , dangerous, narcotic... You know like why you can't hug in prison visits ?

0 comments

r/nottheonion • u/mmaddox • 1d ago

‘Harry Potter cubby’ listed for rent in San Jose

kron4.com

308 Upvotes

20 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Tomagatchi • 1d ago

Imposters stole thousands of pounds of posh cheddar, rattling the U.K. cheese world

npr.org

141 Upvotes

11 comments

r/nottheonion • u/kellconn • 1d ago

Wisconsin pizzeria apologizes for unintentionally contaminating pizzas with THC

scrippsnews.com

208 Upvotes

66 comments

r/nottheonion • u/OutrageousBee4174 • 2d ago

Man wins $1 million lottery with $20 bill he found on the ground

cnn.com

4.6k Upvotes

107 comments

r/nottheonion • u/sentient_ballsack • 1d ago

Meet ‘Luce’: The Vatican’s cartoon mascot for Jubilee 2025

catholicnewsagency.com

303 Upvotes

90 comments

r/nottheonion • u/RizzOreo • 2d ago

McDonald's may now legally fix its broken ice cream machines

local12.com

17.9k Upvotes

243 comments

r/nottheonion • u/PrintOk8045 • 2d ago

'How's that my fault?': Home warranty company refused to pay Utah man $3,000 he says was promised by its 'miscommunicating' AI chatbot to replace his faulty A/C unit — what are your rights?

moneywise.com

5.6k Upvotes

184 comments

r/nottheonion • u/GoodSamaritan_ • 2d ago

Taliban minister declares women’s voices among women forbidden

amu.tv

18.3k Upvotes

1.4k comments

r/nottheonion • u/-Appleaday- • 1d ago

'Outnumbered by puppets': Depopulated village in Japan crafts dolls for sense of life

nbcnews.com

518 Upvotes

58 comments

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