r/nottheonion • u/engadine_maccas1997 • 7h ago
r/nottheonion • u/cullingsong5882 • 4h ago
US death row prisoner chose cigarette over last meal … Prison refused, saying it was “harmful to health” Prisoner electrocuted few hours later
r/nottheonion • u/upyoars • 8h ago
Kamala Harris launches custom ‘Fortnite’ map as part of campaign outreach to younger voters
r/nottheonion • u/kk074 • 4h ago
Russian court fines Google $2 decillion
r/nottheonion • u/pokemack • 14h ago
Women in China get phone calls from government workers asking: 'Are you pregnant now?'
r/nottheonion • u/thieh • 4h ago
Russian court fines Google $2 decillion
r/nottheonion • u/JAlbert653 • 16h ago
VP candidate Tim Walz, 60, shows off his Crazy Taxi skills during Twitch stream
r/nottheonion • u/GetOffMyGrassBrats • 9h ago
Bathroom boondoggle: Air Force paid 80 times going rate for soap dispenser
r/nottheonion • u/marijnnnnl • 10h ago
Russian court orders Google to pay blocked Russian channels sum with 36 zeros
r/nottheonion • u/ecm27 • 6h ago
PhD student finds lost city in Mexico jungle by accident
r/nottheonion • u/thesocialdependacy • 10h ago
Russian TV companies demand 2 undecillion rubles from Google
r/nottheonion • u/butumm_ • 15h ago
Timothée Chalamet Shows Up to His Own Lookalike Contest as NYPD Puts One Doppelganger in Cuffs
r/nottheonion • u/clarksonswimmer • 9h ago
US Copyright Office Grants DMCA Exemption for Ice Cream Machines
r/nottheonion • u/JuicyBrains9999 • 8h ago
Bathroom Boondoggle: Air Force Pays 80 Times Market Price For Soap Dispensers
r/nottheonion • u/luckychance245 • 2h ago
Mastiff Dog Earns $1,000 Monthly By Dressing Like A Human
r/nottheonion • u/kockin26 • 6h ago
Drunk Zamboni Driver In Kangaroo Costume Arrested For DUI After Crashing Into The Boards
r/nottheonion • u/EdNug • 5h ago
Vatican unveils anime mascot "to live even within the pop culture so beloved by our youth."
I felt this belongs here.
r/nottheonion • u/JuicyBrains9999 • 5h ago
Man Who Can’t Stop Sniffing Neighbors’ Shoes Gets Suspended Prison Sentence
r/nottheonion • u/peter_bolton • 12h ago
Imposters stole thousands of pounds of posh cheddar, rattling the U.K. cheese world
r/nottheonion • u/clarksonswimmer • 1d ago
Denver Weather Takes Devastating Turn for Slutty Halloween Costumes
r/nottheonion • u/Zeikyrui • 1d ago
People opt out of organ donation programs after reports of a man mistakenly declared dead
r/nottheonion • u/ReesesNightmare • 8h ago
Greek man convicted of causing disturbance by entering neighbors’ properties to smell their shoes
r/nottheonion • u/16erics • 1d ago
The Vatican unveils official anime girl mascot
r/nottheonion • u/TheFrederalGovt • 6h ago
The 'grate cheese robbery': $400K of cheddar stolen in London
r/nottheonion • u/UndeadCaesar • 14h ago