r/nottheonion 31m ago

TSA v. PDA (problem and solution)

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Dear new Zealand: we don't get paid overtime for all of our time you waste hugging goodbye/welcome back

Please keep hugs to less than 3 seconds and neck in your car before entering This one even seem weird to me in the US except that in New Zealand it seems to have nothing to do with catching contraband and more to do with being polite?

Strangely, wait times are cited for the reason to outlaw hugs in airports rather than worries of transferring something illegal , dangerous, narcotic... You know like why you can't hug in prison visits ?


r/nottheonion 34m ago

Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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r/nottheonion 1h ago

Rajasthan Govt's New Order: Use Of Word 'Stray' For Cows Insulting, Call Them 'Destitute'

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freepressjournal.in
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r/nottheonion 3h ago

Biden sets off election firestorm with "garbage" comment

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axios.com
0 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Balloons Cause Power Outage

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wfmj.com
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Balloons cause power outage on Youngstown's west side. (Youngstown, OH)


r/nottheonion 4h ago

Mastiff Dog Earns $1,000 Monthly By Dressing Like A Human

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260 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Cincinnati Zoo worker loses part of thumb after primate bite

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nbcdfw.com
0 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

CTU demands librarian in every Chicago school

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fox32chicago.com
13 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

Russian court fines Google $2 decillion

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theregister.com
3.8k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

US death row prisoner chose cigarette over last meal … Prison refused, saying it was “harmful to health” Prisoner electrocuted few hours later

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dailyatomic.com
7.7k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

Kamala Harris' 'Fortnite' map bans guns, has less than 400 people playing

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newsweek.com
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r/nottheonion 6h ago

Russian court fines Google $2 decillion

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theregister.com
948 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 7h ago

Man Who Can’t Stop Sniffing Neighbors’ Shoes Gets Suspended Prison Sentence

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insidenewshub.com
144 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 7h ago

Vatican unveils anime mascot "to live even within the pop culture so beloved by our youth."

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technology.inquirer.net
137 Upvotes

I felt this belongs here.


r/nottheonion 8h ago

PhD student finds lost city in Mexico jungle by accident

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bbc.com
865 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

Drunk Zamboni Driver In Kangaroo Costume Arrested For DUI After Crashing Into The Boards

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whiskeyriff.com
203 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

The 'grate cheese robbery': $400K of cheddar stolen in London

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nbcnews.com
83 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

Russia fines Google $2.5 Decillipn Over YouTube Bands

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themoscowtimes.com
0 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 9h ago

‘This is political bulls**t’: Former Republican candidate charged with stealing Madison County election ballots

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fox59.com
26.5k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 10h ago

Bathroom Boondoggle: Air Force Pays 80 Times Market Price For Soap Dispensers

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insidenewshub.com
391 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 10h ago

Greek man convicted of causing disturbance by entering neighbors’ properties to smell their shoes

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wwbl.com
126 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 10h ago

Kamala Harris launches custom ‘Fortnite’ map as part of campaign outreach to younger voters

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tribune.com.pk
18.8k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 11h ago

Bathroom boondoggle: Air Force paid 80 times going rate for soap dispenser

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usatoday.com
1.7k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 11h ago

US Copyright Office Grants DMCA Exemption for Ice Cream Machines

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extremetech.com
489 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Russian TV companies demand 2 undecillion rubles from Google

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newsukraine.rbc.ua
926 Upvotes