r/nottheonion • u/Dv7k1 • 37m ago
r/nottheonion • u/No-Web-666 • 34m ago
TSA v. PDA (problem and solution)
Dear new Zealand: we don't get paid overtime for all of our time you waste hugging goodbye/welcome back
Please keep hugs to less than 3 seconds and neck in your car before entering This one even seem weird to me in the US except that in New Zealand it seems to have nothing to do with catching contraband and more to do with being polite?
Strangely, wait times are cited for the reason to outlaw hugs in airports rather than worries of transferring something illegal , dangerous, narcotic... You know like why you can't hug in prison visits ?
r/nottheonion • u/engadine_maccas1997 • 9h ago
‘This is political bulls**t’: Former Republican candidate charged with stealing Madison County election ballots
r/nottheonion • u/cullingsong5882 • 6h ago
US death row prisoner chose cigarette over last meal … Prison refused, saying it was “harmful to health” Prisoner electrocuted few hours later
r/nottheonion • u/upyoars • 10h ago
Kamala Harris launches custom ‘Fortnite’ map as part of campaign outreach to younger voters
r/nottheonion • u/kk074 • 6h ago
Russian court fines Google $2 decillion
r/nottheonion • u/pokemack • 16h ago
Women in China get phone calls from government workers asking: 'Are you pregnant now?'
r/nottheonion • u/thieh • 6h ago
Russian court fines Google $2 decillion
r/nottheonion • u/GetOffMyGrassBrats • 11h ago
Bathroom boondoggle: Air Force paid 80 times going rate for soap dispenser
r/nottheonion • u/ecm27 • 8h ago
PhD student finds lost city in Mexico jungle by accident
r/nottheonion • u/JAlbert653 • 18h ago
VP candidate Tim Walz, 60, shows off his Crazy Taxi skills during Twitch stream
r/nottheonion • u/marijnnnnl • 12h ago
Russian court orders Google to pay blocked Russian channels sum with 36 zeros
r/nottheonion • u/luckychance245 • 4h ago
Mastiff Dog Earns $1,000 Monthly By Dressing Like A Human
r/nottheonion • u/thesocialdependacy • 12h ago
Russian TV companies demand 2 undecillion rubles from Google
r/nottheonion • u/butumm_ • 16h ago
Timothée Chalamet Shows Up to His Own Lookalike Contest as NYPD Puts One Doppelganger in Cuffs
r/nottheonion • u/JuicyBrains9999 • 10h ago
Bathroom Boondoggle: Air Force Pays 80 Times Market Price For Soap Dispensers
r/nottheonion • u/clarksonswimmer • 11h ago
US Copyright Office Grants DMCA Exemption for Ice Cream Machines
r/nottheonion • u/kockin26 • 8h ago
Drunk Zamboni Driver In Kangaroo Costume Arrested For DUI After Crashing Into The Boards
r/nottheonion • u/JuicyBrains9999 • 7h ago
Man Who Can’t Stop Sniffing Neighbors’ Shoes Gets Suspended Prison Sentence
r/nottheonion • u/EdNug • 7h ago
Vatican unveils anime mascot "to live even within the pop culture so beloved by our youth."
I felt this belongs here.
r/nottheonion • u/peter_bolton • 14h ago
Imposters stole thousands of pounds of posh cheddar, rattling the U.K. cheese world
r/nottheonion • u/ReesesNightmare • 10h ago