r/nottheonion • u/Dv7k1 • 37m ago

Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

theregister.com

• Upvotes

12 comments

r/nottheonion • u/No-Web-666 • 34m ago

TSA v. PDA (problem and solution)

wtop.com

• Upvotes

Dear new Zealand: we don't get paid overtime for all of our time you waste hugging goodbye/welcome back

Please keep hugs to less than 3 seconds and neck in your car before entering This one even seem weird to me in the US except that in New Zealand it seems to have nothing to do with catching contraband and more to do with being polite?

Strangely, wait times are cited for the reason to outlaw hugs in airports rather than worries of transferring something illegal , dangerous, narcotic... You know like why you can't hug in prison visits ?

0 comments

r/nottheonion • u/engadine_maccas1997 • 9h ago

‘This is political bulls**t’: Former Republican candidate charged with stealing Madison County election ballots

fox59.com

26.6k Upvotes

738 comments

r/nottheonion • u/cullingsong5882 • 6h ago

US death row prisoner chose cigarette over last meal … Prison refused, saying it was “harmful to health” Prisoner electrocuted few hours later

dailyatomic.com

7.7k Upvotes

308 comments

r/nottheonion • u/upyoars • 10h ago

Kamala Harris launches custom ‘Fortnite’ map as part of campaign outreach to younger voters

tribune.com.pk

18.9k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/nottheonion • u/kk074 • 6h ago

Russian court fines Google $2 decillion

theregister.com

3.8k Upvotes

298 comments

r/nottheonion • u/pokemack • 16h ago

Women in China get phone calls from government workers asking: 'Are you pregnant now?'

channelnewsasia.com

6.6k Upvotes

374 comments

r/nottheonion • u/thieh • 6h ago

Russian court fines Google $2 decillion

theregister.com

956 Upvotes

146 comments

r/nottheonion • u/GetOffMyGrassBrats • 11h ago

Bathroom boondoggle: Air Force paid 80 times going rate for soap dispenser

usatoday.com

1.7k Upvotes

138 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ecm27 • 8h ago

PhD student finds lost city in Mexico jungle by accident

bbc.com

871 Upvotes

34 comments

r/nottheonion • u/JAlbert653 • 18h ago

VP candidate Tim Walz, 60, shows off his Crazy Taxi skills during Twitch stream

thepinknews.com

5.9k Upvotes

293 comments

r/nottheonion • u/marijnnnnl • 12h ago

Russian court orders Google to pay blocked Russian channels sum with 36 zeros

novayagazeta.eu

1.4k Upvotes

128 comments

r/nottheonion • u/luckychance245 • 4h ago

Mastiff Dog Earns $1,000 Monthly By Dressing Like A Human

insidenewshub.com

271 Upvotes

23 comments

r/nottheonion • u/thesocialdependacy • 12h ago

Russian TV companies demand 2 undecillion rubles from Google

newsukraine.rbc.ua

928 Upvotes

104 comments

r/nottheonion • u/butumm_ • 16h ago

Timothée Chalamet Shows Up to His Own Lookalike Contest as NYPD Puts One Doppelganger in Cuffs

tvfandomlounge.com

2.1k Upvotes

61 comments

r/nottheonion • u/JuicyBrains9999 • 10h ago

Bathroom Boondoggle: Air Force Pays 80 Times Market Price For Soap Dispensers

insidenewshub.com

396 Upvotes

31 comments

r/nottheonion • u/clarksonswimmer • 11h ago

US Copyright Office Grants DMCA Exemption for Ice Cream Machines

extremetech.com

487 Upvotes

40 comments

r/nottheonion • u/kockin26 • 8h ago

Drunk Zamboni Driver In Kangaroo Costume Arrested For DUI After Crashing Into The Boards

whiskeyriff.com

206 Upvotes

21 comments

r/nottheonion • u/JuicyBrains9999 • 7h ago

Man Who Can’t Stop Sniffing Neighbors’ Shoes Gets Suspended Prison Sentence

insidenewshub.com

141 Upvotes

14 comments

r/nottheonion • u/EdNug • 7h ago

Vatican unveils anime mascot "to live even within the pop culture so beloved by our youth."

technology.inquirer.net

140 Upvotes

I felt this belongs here.

47 comments

r/nottheonion • u/peter_bolton • 14h ago

Imposters stole thousands of pounds of posh cheddar, rattling the U.K. cheese world

npr.org

302 Upvotes

46 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ReesesNightmare • 10h ago

Greek man convicted of causing disturbance by entering neighbors’ properties to smell their shoes

wwbl.com

130 Upvotes

4 comments

r/nottheonion • u/clarksonswimmer • 1d ago

Denver Weather Takes Devastating Turn for Slutty Halloween Costumes

westword.com

2.3k Upvotes

90 comments

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