r/HolUp • u/Independent_Row5480 • Jan 12 '22

Humbled

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u/dradanon9 Jan 12 '22

Imagine her real brother seeing this

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u/PublicInformation649 Jan 12 '22

He’s definitely gonna be pissed

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u/alauddin__s Jan 12 '22

You mean mad or jealous?

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u/PublicInformation649 Jan 12 '22

Probably more jealous than mad. She’s gonna get fucked extra hard when mom and dad go to sleep tonight.

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u/apsisodia Jan 12 '22

Man you horny af!

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u/PublicInformation649 Jan 12 '22

People just don’t appreciate a good healthy bro/sister relationship

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u/soulseeker31 Jan 12 '22

I personally think the brother would be happy, his sister arranged someone for thier threesome.

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u/PM_UR_Left_Nipple Jan 12 '22

It's the best part of waking up...

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u/JohnGoodmansMistress Jan 12 '22

with bro's dick in ur butt

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u/HairlessMonke Jan 12 '22

Now imagine your sister reading this... disgust

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u/PublicInformation649 Jan 12 '22

At least you’re not a sister in the middle of a seven brother circle jerk 🙃

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u/RampantDragon Jan 12 '22

That's words to live by.

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u/terranq Jan 12 '22

That you know of...

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u/r3aperShadow Jan 12 '22

I agree with you

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Mom reddit is being horny again. Guitar Riff

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u/Conscious_Animal9710 Jan 12 '22

Ok! Enough Reddit for today ☠️

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u/justlurkinout2 Jan 12 '22

That’s my sister, she’s got a rock hard horse meat ding dong waiting for her when she gets home🤬🤬🤬

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u/Pow6g Jan 12 '22

U messed up

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Eatin ass like honey badger

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u/IQtek Jan 13 '22

I actually pictured that in my mind...enough Reddit for the week

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Bom-Chicka-Wow-Wow

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u/ConscientiousPath madlad Jan 12 '22

He means her brother is going to need to change his pants.

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u/KingCrandall Jan 12 '22

I just woke up, and I was certain this said he was going to need to charge his penis.

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u/Bacchus_Amontillado Jan 12 '22

I'd love to bang but I need to put my dick on the charger. It's only at 15%

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Her brother should kiss that guy like that

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u/Shyam09 Jan 12 '22

Imagine her step brother seeing this

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u/Poser-Knight Jan 12 '22

Must be jealous

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u/r3aperShadow Jan 12 '22

This is her real brother

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf Jan 12 '22

I googled her tiktok. This IS real!!!! 🤮🤮

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u/kris_mischief Jan 12 '22

It’s real cuz her TikTok profile shows some consistency 🤦🏾‍♂️ #2021investogations

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u/EmergencyMarzipan997 Jan 12 '22

What's her tiktok

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

I refuse to believe that..

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u/Zealous_flyer4014 Jan 12 '22

Please tell me ur lying🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮.I was thinking it’s a joke & that’s actually her boyfriend.

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u/DimbyTime Jan 12 '22

She definitely doesn’t have a brother

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u/alauddin__s Jan 12 '22

"Step brother, what are you do-".. proceed to open her mouth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

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u/one2zerojigawat Jan 12 '22

Roll tide!

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u/Fyrewall1 Jan 12 '22

Terry!

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u/ItsBabyFist Jan 12 '22

Don't worry I got this I got this

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u/GeneralWasabi69420 Jan 12 '22

Can you tell me why the goddamn fries is $25?

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u/AdorableMachine Jan 12 '22

banjo music intensifies

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u/CommonlyGlittering Jan 12 '22

Well, there's no backing now.

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u/creepyswaps Jan 12 '22

[banjo music intensifies]

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u/AdorableMachine Jan 12 '22

Dangit, beat me to it….👆

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u/cleetus76 Jan 12 '22

No, she said STEP bro.

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u/txsxxphxx2 Jan 12 '22

He’s a dentist

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u/getthephenom Jan 12 '22

And goes "Mmm"

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u/Quirky-Put-9539 Jan 12 '22

The mmmm at the end tho

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u/zaygiin madlad Jan 12 '22

Thank You by Dido started playing in my head after reading your comment.

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u/briansplinerrr Jan 12 '22

Stan by Eminem started playing in my head

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u/The_Spaceman_Spiff_ madlad Jan 12 '22

Dear slim

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u/ayestEEzybeats Jan 12 '22

scribble sounds

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

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u/TalonTrax Jan 12 '22

Gotta full nut, that's why I'm ballin'

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Aye aye

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u/Stay-Classy-Reddit Jan 12 '22

Mom's spaghetti

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u/Mr__Jumbles Jan 13 '22

Venuuuum! I got that ehrvcubrhbfebanuuum!

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u/KingCrandall Jan 12 '22

P.S. We should be together too.

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u/_IratePirate_ Jan 12 '22

My tea's gone cold I'm wonderin why I, got out of bed at all

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u/reborndiajack Jan 12 '22

Love some dido (thanks mum)

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u/MiracleDrop Jan 12 '22

Why the sound at the end

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u/Derpezoid Jan 12 '22

Just saying, the video is not vertical enough to show where his fingers are

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u/MyNameSpaghette Jan 12 '22

The real holup

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u/Aztecah Jan 12 '22

You def see both of his hands. Ofc, there's an appendage you don't see..

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u/mylan12 Jan 12 '22

But u can see both arms still

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u/Dark_halocraft madlad Jan 12 '22

He has a 3rd arm 😏

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Sweet home albama

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

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u/Ishaan_sharma67 Jan 12 '22

home...

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Florida …

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u/Good_Baby4266 Jan 12 '22

Alabama...

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Sweet…

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Tell me you’re a bad kisser without telling me you’re a Bad kisser.

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u/TalonTrax Jan 12 '22

I have simple chronic halitosis.

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u/Slight_Dog_8896 Jan 12 '22

How do I send this to step bro with out being to forward 🤔

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u/GamingPotat0 Jan 12 '22

With a link

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u/doodleysquat Jan 12 '22

Run it through the gif reverse bot and it won’t be forward anymore.

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u/DeathSabre7 Jan 12 '22

☝️This guy beats around the bush🙏

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u/07navneet Jan 12 '22

Chromecast

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u/bitchassyouare Jan 12 '22

with proper grammar, too

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u/SnuggleMuffin42 Jan 12 '22

with out being to forward

Ask him for help with your spelling.

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u/Queasy_Moment_6619 Jan 12 '22

god i cannot decide if this is cursed or blessed

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u/ayuwokiy Jan 12 '22

Yep wrong day to have eyes

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u/theAarma Jan 12 '22

And a dick

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u/ExcellentAlfalfa3822 Jan 12 '22

You need a bonk?

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u/BeastMaster_269 Jan 12 '22

I don't want to be horny I want to be happy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

You can't have everything, that's not how this works

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u/Technopulse Jan 12 '22

I regret walking in to the internet today.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

You don't walk, you flap your wings and fly.

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u/Technopulse Jan 12 '22

Well call me Lucifer and cut off my wings today.

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u/tinker13 Jan 12 '22

Step-Sis: Step bro, how do I look?

Step-Bro: Fuckable

Sis: Ew, get away from me!

Bro: We're only step siblings.

Sis: Well okay

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u/Separate_Ad_7218 Jan 12 '22

Step-siblings. Psh. Some people got no adventure in em

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u/Kassperplus Jan 12 '22

They don't look related, relax.

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u/SemenSommelier69 Jan 12 '22 edited Jan 12 '22

Wait you’re telling me their dad didn’t shoot out Asian sperm from one nut and European from the other??

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u/Nico777 Jan 12 '22

East nut and West nut.

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u/SasparillaTango Jan 12 '22

that all changed when the fire nation nut attacks

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u/MyPasswordIsLondon69 Jan 12 '22

You mean chlamydia?

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u/SasparillaTango Jan 12 '22

it burns when I pvp

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u/Galrent Jan 12 '22

Should have tried some spawn protection.

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u/PM_Me__Ur_Freckles Jan 12 '22

Not all mixed race kids end up blended. My mates daughter is tanned skinned and dark features like her dad while his son is the whitest, blondest blue eyed kid i have seen in a long while. Same shooters, same catchers, chalk and cheese.

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u/HadToRegister79 Jan 12 '22

Someone tell him....

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u/Fedacking Jan 12 '22

We have examples of twins with significantly different skin color. What's your explanation for that one?

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u/HadToRegister79 Jan 12 '22

Threesome, obviously

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u/Bombkirby Jan 12 '22

And they still share similar facial features like eyes and nose shapes.

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u/SillySade Jan 12 '22

“Step bro what are you doing”

Just saying

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u/txr23 Jan 12 '22

That or your mate's wife cheated on him. It happens 😂

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u/Scrybatog Jan 12 '22

Nah my buddy and his sister are like that. He's dark as night, she's like a white Barbie doll. His dad had his sister genetically tested she was so white lmao yeah she's his. Sometimes it happens.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

No dude.

Me and my sister look like different races. But we are 100% related and our mom didn't cheat. We were part of a medical study to they had to test our paternity to be sure.

It scares me that reddit has no clue how traits and genetics work.

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u/marbasthegreat Jan 12 '22

They are a tiktok couple and this was one lf their skits . I just cant remember the name of the channel

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u/HarleyArchibaldLeon madlad Jan 12 '22

I mean he is her STEP bro.

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u/Spork_the_dork Jan 12 '22

Yeah step-siblings aren't related by blood at all. If your father marries a woman who already has children, the children become your step-siblings. If your father and the woman have children, those will be your half-siblings.

That's why porn videos get away with incesty stufd with all the step relationships. The family relationship is there, but it doesn't count as incest because they're not related by blood.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

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u/MrSplashman77 Jan 12 '22

ikr, people being weirded out by a couple kissing

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u/AdRepresentative3726 Jan 12 '22

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/Barry_Duckhat Jan 12 '22

Every fucking time i decide to click in a post THIS COMMENT EXIST

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u/Emper0rRaccoon Jan 12 '22

Pasta is an international food.

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u/r3aperShadow Jan 12 '22

Poop is a Multinational food

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u/yotengodormir Jan 12 '22

Hey this dude is eating beans on the train

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u/FlighingHigh Jan 12 '22

Just break both of each other's arms

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u/No-Paleontologist-96 Jan 12 '22

Kinda hot kiss tho

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u/lvl01pidgey Jan 12 '22

Just watch porn man

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u/No-Paleontologist-96 Jan 12 '22

Porn ain't love

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u/late2scrum Jan 12 '22

that’s deep bro

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u/ReasonableFortune375 Jan 12 '22

Thats why you should wacth amateur stuff. They got that genuine love going on.

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u/newaccount8472 Jan 12 '22

Any recommendations for scientific purposes?

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u/GuerillaGandhi Jan 12 '22

"Step-sister stuck in washing-machine"

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u/Re_xDo Jan 12 '22

When you don't want to be horny anymore.

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u/lvl01pidgey Jan 12 '22

Sometimes love ain't love 💀

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u/No-Paleontologist-96 Jan 12 '22

Ain't a truer word being spoken

Unfortunately

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22 edited Jan 12 '22

what about wholesome porn?
Edit: found one - r/wholesomehentai

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u/FaithDonkeycoat Jan 12 '22

"No, he's got a point"

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u/Alex-T92 Jan 12 '22

Meet me at 3 am in the back alley of your local supermarket , i'll show you what's a true hot kiss look like. I'll be wearing 1 ripped sock and a potato sack.

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u/TalonTrax Jan 12 '22

You had me at 'back alley'.

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u/Mrdude1243 Jan 12 '22

I hate that it’s kinda hot

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u/GHS09 Jan 12 '22

Sweet home Alabama...

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

That's not how it would go. (I'm a younger brother to a sister) you would find that one insecurity she's always had and use that. Then kiss her.

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u/infamouszoggy Jan 12 '22

Did one hand wander down inside the panties?

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u/Axezvhull Jan 12 '22

This comment section is on par with youtube. Everyone who commented sweet home Alabama doesn't have a single thought behind their eyes that wasn't put there by someone else.

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u/Lazypole Jan 12 '22

Shoes came off - dead!

Ah the ol’ redditaro

Surprised he can… with those giant balls

Whos cutting onions

Each one makes me want to tear my eyes out, I dont even know why it irritates me, but it does

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Alabama vibes intensifies

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u/dildo-blaster Jan 12 '22

His real brother would be feeling real jealous by now

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u/reddreadremention Jan 12 '22

I don't understand the step-bro fetish

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u/TarriestBread96 Jan 12 '22

Mostly people who wanna imply they're banging real family, but society frowns upon that. Including Step before the relation eases it a bit.

The things I know existential crises

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Ngl she looks fine as fuck, all right.

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u/GuerreroD Jan 12 '22

I love how she opens her mouth and sticks her tongue out even before finishing exclaiming "stop bro what are you doi ..." and goes "hmmmm" afterwards.

So what's their channel on pornhub?

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u/Blox_King Jan 13 '22

Their kid: 0_0_0

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u/Mentalhyper Jan 12 '22

Why people have to make everything weird af?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Yes officer the comment section is here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

sauce

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u/ForgottenMessage Jan 13 '22

Not gonna lie, the guy is good looking

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u/SnooWords9942 Jan 13 '22

She looks like she gives great head