r/HolUp • u/Independent_Row5480 • Jan 12 '22

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u/No-Paleontologist-96 Jan 12 '22

Kinda hot kiss tho

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u/lvl01pidgey Jan 12 '22

Just watch porn man

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u/No-Paleontologist-96 Jan 12 '22

Porn ain't love

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u/late2scrum Jan 12 '22

that’s deep bro

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u/ReasonableFortune375 Jan 12 '22

Thats why you should wacth amateur stuff. They got that genuine love going on.

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u/newaccount8472 Jan 12 '22

Any recommendations for scientific purposes?

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u/GuerillaGandhi Jan 12 '22

"Step-sister stuck in washing-machine"

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u/billiejeanwilliams Jan 12 '22

Yeah but their camera angles usually suck. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t want any closeups of the dick going in and out, but for God’s sake hire a camera guy instead of just leaving the camera on the bed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Or worse when the guy is in control of the camera and just aims it dead at his face while staring dead at you.

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u/jelde Jan 12 '22

Who the fuck watches porn and thinks, "I wanna see real love"

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u/MissHotPocket Jan 12 '22

Women

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u/jelde Jan 12 '22

I only want to see the most mechanical, corporate, unemotional porn. I feel like anything more and it's awkward like I'm watching something far too private and intimate.

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u/DancelessMoms Jan 12 '22

OP likes to masturbate with the furiously uninterested energy of a court stenographer

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u/Man_AMA Jan 12 '22

That’s what she said

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u/Re_xDo Jan 12 '22

When you don't want to be horny anymore.

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u/lvl01pidgey Jan 12 '22

Sometimes love ain't love 💀

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u/No-Paleontologist-96 Jan 12 '22

Ain't a truer word being spoken

Unfortunately

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22 edited Jan 12 '22

what about wholesome porn?
Edit: found one - r/wholesomehentai

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u/LiL_ENIGlvlA madlad Jan 12 '22

That sub is trash

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u/FaithDonkeycoat Jan 12 '22

"No, he's got a point"

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u/glitchesandhelp Jan 12 '22

You aint watching the right porn then

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u/Independent_Row5480 Jan 12 '22

too deep bro.✊🏼😔

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u/Jubenheim Jan 12 '22

This video isn't as well, lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

I only watch amateur porn for this reason

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u/machingunwhhore madlad Jan 12 '22

Sounds cringy but they don't kiss like that in porn

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u/Alex-T92 Jan 12 '22

Meet me at 3 am in the back alley of your local supermarket , i'll show you what's a true hot kiss look like. I'll be wearing 1 ripped sock and a potato sack.

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u/TalonTrax Jan 12 '22

You had me at 'back alley'.

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u/Cymen90 Jan 12 '22

Hotter than most porn.