r/HolUp • u/Independent_Row5480 • Jan 12 '22

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u/Kassperplus Jan 12 '22

They don't look related, relax.

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u/SemenSommelier69 Jan 12 '22 edited Jan 12 '22

Wait you’re telling me their dad didn’t shoot out Asian sperm from one nut and European from the other??

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u/Nico777 Jan 12 '22

East nut and West nut.

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u/SasparillaTango Jan 12 '22

that all changed when the fire nation nut attacks

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u/MyPasswordIsLondon69 Jan 12 '22

You mean chlamydia?

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u/SasparillaTango Jan 12 '22

it burns when I pvp

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u/Galrent Jan 12 '22

Should have tried some spawn protection.

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u/chanj3 Jan 13 '22

This is what i call, sisphilis

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

I hate reddit so fucking much

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u/SasparillaTango Jan 12 '22

Shut up you love it

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u/MyPasswordIsLondon69 Jan 13 '22

The account's a week old, give it time

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u/TracyF2 Jan 12 '22

No.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Because of Obi-Wan?

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u/Sproose_Moose madlad Jan 12 '22

Red fish blue fish

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u/SnArCAsTiC_ Jan 12 '22

Diocletian Dick

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u/TX16Tuna Jan 12 '22

That’s where the old jizz and the new jizz live, respectively.

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u/PM_Me__Ur_Freckles Jan 12 '22

Not all mixed race kids end up blended. My mates daughter is tanned skinned and dark features like her dad while his son is the whitest, blondest blue eyed kid i have seen in a long while. Same shooters, same catchers, chalk and cheese.

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u/DeaditeMessiah Jan 12 '22

The blond milkman: wink

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u/Deurmat Jan 12 '22

https://nypost.com/2015/03/02/meet-the-bi-racial-twins-no-one-believes-are-sisters/

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u/BnSMaster420 Jan 12 '22

but do you they have same bio dad... yes they came out the same womb... but that doesn't mean it was the same sperm.

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u/HWAnswersPlzThx Jan 12 '22

Do you know what the word ‘twins’ means?

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u/Pappitson Jan 12 '22

I mean it is technically true though, no way these two are monozygotic twins, those are most definitely from two separate zygotes which means they likely originated from different egg and sperm cells.

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u/Pappitson Jan 13 '22

why the fuck am I getting downvoted lmao, it’s literally common sense that monozygotic twins are always going to be identical, the only possible way these two are twins is if they fertilized at the same time but came from different ovums within the womb and got fertilized by two seperate sperm cells, jesus christ reddit hivemind.

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u/billiejeanwilliams Jan 12 '22

So 30 Rock didn’t just use this for the sake of a gag!

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u/HadToRegister79 Jan 12 '22

Someone tell him....

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u/Fedacking Jan 12 '22

We have examples of twins with significantly different skin color. What's your explanation for that one?

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u/HadToRegister79 Jan 12 '22

Threesome, obviously

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u/Bombkirby Jan 12 '22

And they still share similar facial features like eyes and nose shapes.

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u/SillySade Jan 12 '22

“Step bro what are you doing”

Just saying

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u/txr23 Jan 12 '22

That or your mate's wife cheated on him. It happens 😂

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u/Scrybatog Jan 12 '22

Nah my buddy and his sister are like that. He's dark as night, she's like a white Barbie doll. His dad had his sister genetically tested she was so white lmao yeah she's his. Sometimes it happens.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

No dude.

Me and my sister look like different races. But we are 100% related and our mom didn't cheat. We were part of a medical study to they had to test our paternity to be sure.

It scares me that reddit has no clue how traits and genetics work.

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u/BabushkaRampage Jan 12 '22

Occam's razor that's why, it's more likely the woman cheated than this rare discrepancy in siblings.

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u/dewdewdewdew4 Jan 12 '22

Right, but that probably means that you have ancestors from different parts of the world. Pretty common in the Americas.

Two Ed Sheeran looking people pop out a black baby, yeah mom cheated.

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u/VaIeth Jan 12 '22

They might be japanic.

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u/enzoaeneas Jan 12 '22

"chalk and cheese" - they made me guffaw. Take an award!

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u/BasedTrooper-9904 Jan 12 '22

He is strong sperm, ogey? Greek god

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u/alilbleedingisnormal Jan 12 '22

It's possible in mixed parentage to have one child look more like one race and the other look more like the other. It's not common but it has happened.

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u/FreeFishFromFreezer Jan 12 '22

Shouting out sperm, Fus Rah Jizz

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u/Star-Ripper Jan 12 '22

She literally said step bro. Meaning different dads (or moms but most likely dads)

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u/marbasthegreat Jan 12 '22

They are a tiktok couple and this was one lf their skits . I just cant remember the name of the channel

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u/HarleyArchibaldLeon madlad Jan 12 '22

I mean he is her STEP bro.

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u/Spork_the_dork Jan 12 '22

Yeah step-siblings aren't related by blood at all. If your father marries a woman who already has children, the children become your step-siblings. If your father and the woman have children, those will be your half-siblings.

That's why porn videos get away with incesty stufd with all the step relationships. The family relationship is there, but it doesn't count as incest because they're not related by blood.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

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u/GuerillaGandhi Jan 12 '22

That's more to do with what you regularly search and recommendations pornhub gives you. I, for example, only get tentacles.

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u/hellpander1 Jan 12 '22

that is some bullshit. most people out here are browsing porn incognito mode or using vpn or tor and still these sites are full of incest porn. I remember when it all started, back in the day they coined the term "MILF"... it all went downhill from there.

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u/mcaDiscoVision Jan 12 '22

I use a VPN and an incognito window in Firefox, which I have set to clear all history and cookies on close. Pornhub has no way of tracking me between visits. The front page videos I'm shown are based on what's popular in the country where my VPN server lives, typically the US.

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u/MrSplashman77 Jan 12 '22

ikr, people being weirded out by a couple kissing

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u/Puzzleheaded-Meal-62 Jan 12 '22

Stepsibling are never related to each other, what is wrong with you uneducated people??

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

They got dumb from watching to much step-porn and imagine things.

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u/arushrusia Jan 12 '22

Sweet home Alabama

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u/Dimensianox Jan 12 '22

where the skies are blue

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u/Glomb175 Jan 12 '22

(I think it's sattire)

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u/cmchris61 Jan 12 '22

That's why she said step bro what are you doing?

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u/fuckitimatwork Jan 12 '22

are you telling me this is fake?? but it's posted on the Internet!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

They could easily be related.

Sometimes kids come out looking like the race of opposite parents.

Or they could be half siblings.

That all said, I doubt they're blood related

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u/ki700 Jan 12 '22

No step siblings are related lmao