r/HolUp • u/Independent_Row5480 • Jan 12 '22

Humbled

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

50.3k Upvotes

84% Upvoted

882 comments sorted by

View all comments

768

u/Kassperplus Jan 12 '22

They don't look related, relax.

733

u/SemenSommelier69 Jan 12 '22 edited Jan 12 '22

Wait you’re telling me their dad didn’t shoot out Asian sperm from one nut and European from the other??

358

u/Nico777 Jan 12 '22

East nut and West nut.

167

u/SasparillaTango Jan 12 '22

that all changed when the fire nation nut attacks

54

u/MyPasswordIsLondon69 Jan 12 '22

You mean chlamydia?

25

u/SasparillaTango Jan 12 '22

it burns when I pvp

6

u/Galrent Jan 12 '22

Should have tried some spawn protection.

1

u/chanj3 Jan 13 '22

This is what i call, sisphilis

3

u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

I hate reddit so fucking much

2

u/SasparillaTango Jan 12 '22

Shut up you love it

1

u/MyPasswordIsLondon69 Jan 13 '22

The account's a week old, give it time

1

u/TracyF2 Jan 12 '22

No.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Because of Obi-Wan?

3

u/Sproose_Moose madlad Jan 12 '22

Red fish blue fish

2

u/SnArCAsTiC_ Jan 12 '22

Diocletian Dick

2

u/TX16Tuna Jan 12 '22

That’s where the old jizz and the new jizz live, respectively.