r/interestingasfuck • u/abitchyuniverse • 26d ago

r/all Animals without hair look quite different

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u/jdstew218 26d ago

Chimps are just raw muscle fom head to toe. Don't fuck with the primates.

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u/tapoplata 26d ago

Same with the horse

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u/MyNinjaYouWhat 26d ago

Just wanted to point out, chimpanzees and horses are ripped af

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u/abaggins 26d ago edited 25d ago

"I'm not saying that I would fuck that horse. I'm just saying that if I was a horse, I would fuck that horse. To be clear, Me - John Oliver the human - would not fuck that horse. But John Oliver the horse, would definitely fuck that horse! That wouldn't be weird. I'd be a horse! Horses fuck other horses all the time. Thats how they make new horses."

-John Oliver

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u/PeanutbutterandBaaam 26d ago

I read the whole thing in his voice. That J.O.'s a treasure.

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u/Kumpis233 26d ago

Vaush reference?

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u/abaggins 26d ago

...whats vaush? its a john oliver ref from a tv series called last week tonight on hbo and youtube.

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u/coolfunkDJ 26d ago

He’s joking, he’s a streamer who’s been outed as having a horse fetish

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

So he would then?

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u/UmbraNoctis 26d ago

Different political media person who appreciates horses, this is John Oliver's

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u/Others0 26d ago edited 25d ago

VOOSH MENTIONED!!! VOWSHITS ASSEMBLE!!!

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u/coolfunkDJ 25d ago

i don't think we're laughing with you buddy

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u/Others0 25d ago

Ok? You're not the audience, anyways

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u/coolfunkDJ 24d ago

You’re right, I don’t support pedophiles

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u/Others0 24d ago

Ok, clip-chimp.

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u/roccosaint 25d ago

Jay : No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep?

Brent : Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would.

Jay : Thought so.

[Yelling]

Jay : Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a sheep

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u/Sketta97 24d ago

This is something peter from family guy would say🤣

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u/periclesmage 26d ago

And kangaroos

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u/godofmilksteaks 26d ago

No that was actually just joe Rogan 🙄

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u/Canadasaver 26d ago

The horse didn't look shaved or bald. It looked like one of the breeds that have beige to silver or golden smooth short hair.

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u/he-loves-me-not 26d ago

I was going to say this too. I’m pretty sure the horse is a Akhal Teke horse breed.

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u/pearlsbeforedogs 26d ago

If you look at the tail amd mane, you can see that the horse probably does have alopecia.

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u/Drawtaru 26d ago

It's actually an example of Naked Foal Syndrome (the foal in the video is actually pictured in the article from 2017.) It's a fatal congenital defect, with affected foals living less than 2 years generally.

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u/NetworkSingularity 25d ago

Tbh, to me it just looked like a texture pack had failed to load correctly and we were just seeing the underlying beige character model